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Mkulima na Mwandishi wa habari

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Mbimbinho, Jul 3, 2012.

  1. Mbimbinho

    Mbimbinho JF-Expert Member

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    Najua ilikuwepugi hapa, lakini ngoja tujikumbushe kwa faida ya nyu kamaz

    Mkulima amejiwa na mwaandishi wa magazeti kumuhoji ... kuhusu maisha ya shambani,na mkulima huyu hawapendi
    waandishi wa habari akaona bora amchoshe katika kujibu maswali,
    na mambo yakawa hivi;
    MWANDISHI: Wewe unawalisha ng'ombe chakula gani?,
    MKULIMA: Ng'ombe yupi Mweupe au Mwekundu?
    MWANDISHI: Ng'ombe mweupe
    MKULIMA: Ninamlisha nyasi na viguta vya mahindi,
    MWANDISHI: Na mwekundu??
    MKULIMA: vilevile nyasi na viguta vya mahindi,
    MWANDISHI: ahaa sawa,na sehemu ya kulala ni wapi?
    MKULIMA: Ng'ombe yupi mweupe au mwekundu?
    MWANDISHI: Mweupeee!!!
    MKULIMA: Mweupe ninamlaza bomani kulee,
    MWANDISHI: na mwekundu?
    MKULIMA: vilevile ninamlaza na mwenziwe!!!!
    MWANDISHI: Hii sehemu yote majumbamengi,Na wakienda
    kulisha unafanyaje?
    MKULIMA: Yupi mweupe au mwekundu?
    MWANDISHI: Woooteeee!!!! {kwa hasira}
    MKULIMA: Mweupe nina mfunga kambana kumzungusha
    malishoni na kumrudisha,
    MWANDISHI: na mwekundu vilevile?
    MKULIMA: Mwekundu?,mweku ndu ninamfunga kamba na
    kuzunguka nae kama mwenziwe!!!
    MWANDISHI: Kwanini kila mara nikikuuliza huduma
    za ng'ombe zako unaniuliza mweupe au mwekundu
    halafu inatokea kuwa kazi zao wote ni sawa?????,
    MKULIMA: Kwasababu Ng'ombe mweupe ni wangu,
    MWANDISHI: Na mwekundu?
    MKULIMA: Ni wangu vilevile!!!!!!
    MWANDISHI HOI..!!​
     
  2. General mex

    General mex Senior Member

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    hahahahaha, umetisha sana.
     
  3. Mtanzanika

    Mtanzanika JF-Expert Member

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    hahahahahahahaha!
    aisee hii imenibamba!
     
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    Hahahahahaha
     
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    asee nimecheka mkuu
     
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    salito JF-Expert Member

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    hii kitu inafurahisha sana...
     
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    mzawahalisi JF-Expert Member

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    Noted nikihojiwa bila ya kupenda nitatumia staili hii.
    Sijui nianze na watu wa sensaaaaa?
     
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    MC babuu Member

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    Dah ukiwa na hasira unaeza fungwa bure
     
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    Duuuu!! kaaazi kwelikweli
     
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    ningekuwa mimi ningemtwanga huyu mfugaji
     
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    Mahmoud Qaasim JF-Expert Member

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    Hakika leo umenibamba maana nimecheka mnoo
     
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    XANDRIA Member

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    ha ha haha ha aha aha hanimeipeeeeeen da
     
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    Hahahaaaaaa
     
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    cheichei2010 JF-Expert Member

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    By Mbimbinho

    Asante kwa kunifurahisha.nilikua nimetoka kutifuana na maboss wangu lakini hii imenifanya nicheke ,mpaka nikasahau yaliyonisibu.
     
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    Mbimbinho JF-Expert Member

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    Hahahaha, pamoja mkuu..!
     
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    Teh,teh mkuu hii kali yao..wanasiasa wakikopi hii waandishi watakoma.
     
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    U made my day
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    Aminia mbaba.
     
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    mwishoni ndo kanimaliza hadi mimi
     
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