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Little Johnny comes home from catholic school with a black eye. His father sees it and says, "Johnny, how many times do I have to tell you not to fight with the other boys?"
"But Dad, it wasnt...
Some strange vocabulary from around the world
In a Tokyo hotel: Is forbitten to steal hotel towels please. If you are not person to do such thing is please not to read notis.
In...
Kama Wewe Ni Dj Au Mcheza Mziki Unahitaji Vibwagizo Vya Miziki Ya Kiswahili Niandikie Email Kwa Hapa Au Acha Email Yako Nitakutumia
Ahsante Ninavyo Kama 7 Hivi
A man asks his Doctor how to live longer, Doctor asks him:
U smoke? "no"
U drink "no"
U gamble "no"
U love sex "no"
Then what the *** U want to live so long for?
Men NEVER listen............
A man and his wife receive a letter from their daughter who went to study overseas:
My beloved Parents, I miss you so much. I don't know when I'm coming home...
A small girl walks-in while her father is dressing in the bedroom.
She looks at his privates and points at his person and asks "Dad what's that thing between your legs?" Dad replies "I don't...
A man was being chased by a lion in the jungle.
As he gets tired and feels he can't run anymore he stands still and pray
"God would you please make this lion a Christian please?"
As...
Just be sure your chest is okay before you go over this. I almost broke my ribs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I guarantee you that u will read it twice or thrice ...
HOWEVER INTELLIGENT YOU COULD...
A guy sticks his head into a barber shop and asks, "How long before I can get a haircut?"
The barber looks around the shop and says, "About 2 hours."
The guy leaves.
A few days later...
little John goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics?" Dad
says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way. I'm the
breadwinner of the family, so let's call me...
Naona sasa watoa propaganda wa chadema na wapinzani wengine wametulia na kupunguza propaganda zao hapa jf. Inaonekana members wenye kazi ya propaganda na uzushi wameishiwa. kazi inayofanywa na ccm...
A woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold Monday
morning; it's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished but
amazingly neither of them is hurt. God works in...
Mungu alitupenda sana sisi wanadamu akatujengea bustani nzuri sana ya Eden ambako binadamu wliobahatika waliweza kuishi kwa raha mustarehe. Kulikuwa na vivutio mbali mbali kama vile mito...
BARACK OBAMA: The chicken crossed the road because it was time for a change! That chicken wanted change!
JOHN MC CAIN: My friends, that chicken crossed the road because he recognized the need...
George Bush came to Tanzania for an official visit, while there, he was
discussing Iraq with Rais Kikwete whilst sitting on a balcony country, how come
you still have power cuts? This is a big...
A Wife is sleeping, in the middle of the night, she suddenly shouts: Get up, quickly my husband is here!!!
The man gets up from the bed, jumps out the window, hurts himself and then realizes...
A man came home from work late, tired and irritated, to find his 5-year old son waiting for him at the door.
SON: "Daddy, may I ask you a question?"
DAD: "Yeah sure, what is it?"...