women are smart


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A woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold Monday
morning; it's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished but
amazingly neither of them is hurt. God works in Mysterious ways.
After they crawl out of their cars, the man is yelling. About women
drivers.
The woman says, "So, you're a man. That's interesting. I’m a woman. Wow,
just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but we're unhurt. This must
be a sign from God that we should be friends and live in peace for the
rest of our days".
Flattered, the man replies, "Oh yes, I agree completely, this must be a
sign from God!" But you're still at fault...women shouldn't be allowed
to drive.
The woman continues, "And look at this, here's another miracle. My car
is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely
God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune."
She hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement,
opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman.
The woman takes the bottle, puts the cap back on and hands it back to
the man.
The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"
The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police...."
 
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really she is so so so so smart. A man becomes the cause of the accident.
BRAVO MAMA!!!! It is like a great surprise when Cardinals are in the process to get a new Pope, when they get the great news "Habemus Papam" Everyone gets excited. You drink and after some seconds you find yourself you are an accused to be.
 
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Reminds me of Adam and Eve
 
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James Hadley Chase once said that "You never know with a woman"
 
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A woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold Monday
morning; it's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished but
amazingly neither of them is hurt. God works in Mysterious ways.
After they crawl out of their cars, the man is yelling. About women
drivers.
The woman says, "So, you're a man. That's interesting. I’m a woman. Wow,
just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but we're unhurt. This must
be a sign from God that we should be friends and live in peace for the
rest of our days".
Flattered, the man replies, "Oh yes, I agree completely, this must be a
sign from God!" But you're still at fault...women shouldn't be allowed
to drive.
The woman continues, "And look at this, here's another miracle. My car
is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely
God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune."
She hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement,
opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman.
The woman takes the bottle, puts the cap back on and hands it back to
the man.
The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"
The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police...."


wow! thats really smart!!!
 

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