JF Chit-Chats and Jokes

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A man asks his Doctor how to live longer, Doctor asks him: U smoke? "no" U drink "no" U gamble "no" U love sex "no" Then what the *** U want to live so long for?

Men NEVER listen............ A man and his wife receive a letter from their daughter who went to study overseas: My beloved Parents, I miss you so much. I don't know when I'm coming home...

A small girl walks-in while her father is dressing in the bedroom. She looks at his privates and points at his person and asks "Dad what's that thing between your legs?" Dad replies "I don't...

A man was being chased by a lion in the jungle. As he gets tired and feels he can't run anymore he stands still and pray "God would you please make this lion a Christian please?" As...

Just be sure your chest is okay before you go over this. I almost broke my ribs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I guarantee you that u will read it twice or thrice ... HOWEVER INTELLIGENT YOU COULD...

Napenda kuuliza: Hivi kuna Undugu wowote wa Damu kati ya JK na Membe? Mbona wanafanana usoni?

A guy sticks his head into a barber shop and asks, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looks around the shop and says, "About 2 hours." The guy leaves. A few days later...

little John goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics?" Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way. I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me...

Letter from Banta Singh of Punjab to Mr. Bill Gates of Microsoft Subject: Problems with my new computer Dear Mr. Bill Gates, We have bought a...

Naona sasa watoa propaganda wa chadema na wapinzani wengine wametulia na kupunguza propaganda zao hapa jf. Inaonekana members wenye kazi ya propaganda na uzushi wameishiwa. kazi inayofanywa na ccm...

A woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold Monday morning; it's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them is hurt. God works in...

Mungu alitupenda sana sisi wanadamu akatujengea bustani nzuri sana ya Eden ambako binadamu wliobahatika waliweza kuishi kwa raha mustarehe. Kulikuwa na vivutio mbali mbali kama vile mito...

BARACK OBAMA: The chicken crossed the road because it was time for a change! That chicken wanted change! JOHN MC CAIN: My friends, that chicken crossed the road because he recognized the need...

George Bush came to Tanzania for an official visit, while there, he was discussing Iraq with Rais Kikwete whilst sitting on a balcony country, how come you still have power cuts? This is a big...

A Wife is sleeping, in the middle of the night, she suddenly shouts: “Get up, quickly my husband is here!!!” The man gets up from the bed, jumps out the window, hurts himself and then realizes...

A man came home from work late, tired and irritated, to find his 5-year old son waiting for him at the door. SON: "Daddy, may I ask you a question?" DAD: "Yeah sure, what is it?"...

Little Johnny says, "I have a question for YOU. There are three women sitting on a bench having ice cream. One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is...

Chinese man rings his boss. "Me no work, I sick." His boss says, "When I am sick I **** my wife, try that." Two hours later the Chinese man rings back. "Me better, you got nice house!"

In a second grade class, a little girl asks, Teacher, can my Mommy get pregnant? How old is your mother, dear? Asks the teacher. Forty. She replies. Yes, dear, your mother could get pregnant...