How long?


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A guy sticks his head into a barber shop and asks, "How long before I can get a haircut?"

The barber looks around the shop and says, "About 2 hours."

The guy leaves.

A few days later the same guy sticks his head in the door and asks:
"How long before I can get a haircut?"

The barber looks around at the shop full of customers and says, "About 3 hours."

The guy leaves.

A week later the same guy sticks his head in the shop and asks, "How long before I can get a haircut?"

The barber looks around the shop and says, "About an hour and a half."

The guy leaves.

The barber who is intrigued by this time, looks over at a friend in the
shop and says, "Hey, Bill. Follow that guy and see where he goes."

A little while later, Bill comes back into the shop, laughing
hysterically.

The barber asks, "Bill, where did he go when he left here?"

Bill looks up, tears in his eyes and says, "Your house."
 
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You will scare all the barbers around? HAAAAAAAAAAAA, huyu jamaa ana balaa kweli!
 
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Hahahaha haaaaaaaaaa kwi kwi kwi kwi
 
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Du!!!!! Huyu jamaa alikuwa anapata update toka kwa mwenye mali ni muda gani autumie kumpa raha mkewe!!!! Tik tok tik tok!!!!!
 
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oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi

dah hii kubwa si kidogo!!
 
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thats a good one............
 
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I wash I was in his boots.hahahaha
 
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lloohoo kwa hiyo kuna siku alimpa mavituuuz mkewe hadi ya masaa matatu,mawili yaani siku iliyobidi ajiminye saana ni ka saa umoja unusu tuu loh!!!!
 

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