"I don't know.....!!!


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A small girl walks-in while her father is dressing in the bedroom.

She looks at his privates and points at his person and asks "Dad what's that thing between your legs?" Dad replies "I don't know".

She goes to kitchen and finds her mum "Mum what is that long thing between dad's legs?" The mum instead if explaining things to her she replies "I don't know"

A week later when the mum was coming from work the little girl runs to her and says "Mum you refused to tell me the name of that thing between dad's legs. I have finally figured it out on my own. IT'S A TOOTHBRUSH".

The mum laughs then asks her "How do u know that?"

The girl explains "....when I came back from pre-school this morning I saw the maid kneeling in front of dad, brushing her teeth with dad's toothbrush and sure enough there was TOOTHPASTE in her mouth ".
 
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Du mtoto keshaleta balaaa!!!!!!!
Tehe tehe teheeeeeee
 
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kaona vya miko huyo ... jamani tujifunze kujihifadhi mbele ya watoto wetu
 
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ishakuwa taabu, balaa ni hapo mswaki unapotumiwa na housegirl
 
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A small girl walks-in while her father is dressing in the bedroom.

She looks at his privates and points at his person and asks "Dad what's that thing between your legs?" Dad replies "I don't know".

She goes to kitchen and finds her mum "Mum what is that long thing between dad's legs?" The mum instead if explaining things to her she replies "I don't know"

A week later when the mum was coming from work the little girl runs to her and says "Mum you refused to tell me the name of that thing between dad's legs. I have finally figured it out on my own. IT'S A TOOTHBRUSH".

The mum laughs then asks her "How do u know that?"

The girl explains "....when I came back from pre-school this morning I saw the maid kneeling in front of dad, brushing her teeth with dad's toothbrush and sure enough there was TOOTHPASTE in her mouth ".
ha ha ha!NAtural toothbrush and natural toothpaste.tamu hiyo usiombee ikukute utaomba kila siku.
 
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Hii ipelekwe kwenye MAMBO YA KIKUBWA.
 
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ihamishe tafadhali, la sivyo itabidi watoto wetu nao tuwachnge wasisome JF
 
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Kudadadekiiiiii, mitoto mingine bana, kumbe kina Little Johnny wapo wengi
 
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A small girl walks-in while her father is dressing in the bedroom.

She looks at his privates and points at his person and asks "Dad what's that thing between your legs?" Dad replies "I don't know".

She goes to kitchen and finds her mum "Mum what is that long thing between dad's legs?" The mum instead if explaining things to her she replies "I don't know"

A week later when the mum was coming from work the little girl runs to her and says "Mum you refused to tell me the name of that thing between dad's legs. I have finally figured it out on my own. IT'S A TOOTHBRUSH".

The mum laughs then asks her "How do u know that?"

The girl explains "....when I came back from pre-school this morning I saw the maid kneeling in front of dad, brushing her teeth with dad's toothbrush and sure enough there was TOOTHPASTE in her mouth ".
Mambo ya Monica Lewinsky hayo, alipokuwa ana-brush with Bill Clinton's toothbrush ndani ya Ikulu ya Waiti hausi pale Woshinton; (tehe tehe tehe).
 
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Hebu wewe yakikupata yaliyompata huyo jamaa utafanyaje? Bahati mbaya unaishi katika chumba kimoja kule uswazi na huna privacy hata kidogo hata ukitaka kukata kiu na mamie ni hadi usiku wa manane au uambie watoto wakacheze mchezo wa kujificha na wenzao wa jirani. Tuambie utafanyaje?
 

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