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Sio ubize wa kii'ivi

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Shukuru, May 31, 2008.

  1. Shukuru

    Shukuru JF-Expert Member

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    A man came home from work late, tired and irritated, to find his 5-year old son waiting for him at the door.

    SON: "Daddy, may I ask you a question?"

    DAD: "Yeah sure, what is it?" replied the man.

    SON: "Daddy, how much do you make an hour?"

    DAD: "That's none of your business. Why do you ask such a thing?" the man said angrily.

    SON: "I just want to know. Please tell me, how much do you make an hour?"

    DAD: "If you must know, I make Rs.100 an hour."

    SON: "Oh," the little boy replied, with his head down.

    SON: "Daddy, may I please borrow Rs.50?"

    The father was furious,

    DAD: "If the only reason you asked that is so you can borrow some money to buy a silly toy or some other nonsense, then
    you march yourself straight to your room and go to bed. Think about why you are being so selfish. I work hard everyday for such this childish behavior."

    The little boy quietly went to his room and shut the door.

    The man sat down and started to get even angrier about the little boy's questions. How dare he ask such questions only to get some money?

    After about an hour or so, the man had calmed down, and started to think: Maybe there was something he really needed to buy with that Rs.50 and he really didn't ask for money very often. The man went to the door of the little boy's room and opened the door.
    DAD: "Are you asleep, son?" He asked.

    "No daddy, I'm awake," replied the boy.

    "I've been thinking, maybe I was too hard on you earlier" said the man.

    "It's been a long day and I took out my aggravation on you.. Here's the Rs.50 you asked for."

    The little boy sat straight up, smiling. "Oh, thank you daddy!"
    He yelled.

    Then, reaching under his pillow he pulled out some crumpled up bills. The man saw that the boy already had money, started to get angry again. The little boy slowly counted out his money, and then looked up at his father.

    "Why do you want more money if you already have some?" the father grumbled.

    "Because I didn't have enough, but now I do," the little boy replied.

    "Daddy, I have Rs.100 now. Can I buy an hour of your time? Please come home early tomorrow. I would like to have dinner with you."

    ooh poor boy, just a dinner?
  2. Kuntakinte

    Kuntakinte JF-Expert Member

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    Yah, Hii imekaa sawa mkuu.

    Kwa wale wenzangu wenye watoto nafikiri hili ni somo sio la ubize wa kazi tuu hata kwenye Baa jamani watoto wanahitaji sana ukaribu wetu.
  3. RR

    RR JF-Expert Member

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    Hii iko sawa sana mkuu.... hii hapa ni shuke na sio jokes/Utani!
    Something good.
  4. M

    Mkiwa Member

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    Hi hi hi mtoto amepinda uwiiiiiii safi sana imetulia
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    Jobo JF-Expert Member

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    Sidhani kama amepinda, anampenda baba yake na angependa kuwa karibu na babaye ila mzee ana kazi nyingi!
  6. NaimaOmari

    NaimaOmari JF-Expert Member

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    typical of our current situation mtoto anasahau hata sura ya baba .... or either anakumbuka vituko na visa vya babaake akija amelewa.

    gap kati ya wazazi na watoto kila kukicha inazidi ku widen ... wanaowalea watoto i.e. mahausigel wengi wao pia watoto ... hata hivyo siku hizi mahausigel nao wamekuwa ghali na adimu ... mwisho watoto sijui watalelewa na nani jamani?