JF Chit-Chats and Jokes

Two little boys, ages 8 and 10, are excessively mischievous. They are always getting into trouble and their parents know if any mischief occurs in their town, the two boys are probably involved...

Three women died together in an accident and went to heaven. When they get there, st. Peter says, ''We only have one rule here in heaven.. dont step on the ducks!'' So they enter heaven, and...

The U.S. Navy expected the arrival of the hurricane to the Tanzania coast and then to the capital Dar es salaam where it will be at it's most power. The anticipated Hurricane will be directed...

The love story of Ralph and Edna. Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have. Ralph and Edna were both patients...

nimepotezana na wife kwenye ndege sasa nitampataje heheee check Dear Sirs: I am writing to ask your help in locating my missing wife. We were on a wonderful trip to Africa for our honeymoon...

IN PRISON AT WORK you spend the majority of your time in an 8'X10' cell . you spend most of your time in a 6'X8' cubicle ...

An Indian is having his breakfast (coffee, croissants, bread, butter And jam) when an American man; chewing gum, sits down next to him. The Indian ignores the American who, nevertheless, starts...

A small girl walks-in while her father is dressing in the bedroom. She looks at his privates and points at his person and asks "Dad what's that thing between your legs?" Dad replies "I don't...

There was a man driving down the street looking for a place to stop so he could go to the bathroom. He stopped at a bar and went inside. "Bartender! Where is the bathroom, I really need to...

Three Sardarjis(Sing Singa) went for a tour to Singapore . They searched for rooms everywhere and finally got one, which was on the topmost floor of a 100 floor hotel. They took some rest and then...

Five surgeons are discussing who has the best patients to operate on. The first surgeon says, 'I like to see accountants on my operating table because when you open them up...

TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America . MARIA: Here it is. TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ? CLASS: Maria. ____________________________________...

A small girl walks-in while her father is dressing in the bedroom. She looks at his privates and points at his person and asks "Dad what's that thing between your legs?" Dad replies "I...

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This was taken from an actual article in a New York paper about the first divorce directly resulting from the Sept 11th attack on the World Trade Centre. The first divorce directly related to...

A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door...

Kuna mama mmoja alikuwa akimpaka poda mtoto wake wa kiume,kama kawaida ya akina mama uwa wanawalaza chali watoto wanapokuwa wanawanyunyizia poda katika nyonga.Wakati huu mtoto wake mkubwa ambae ni...

HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY? You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports and she should keep the chips and dip...

A little boy and girl are playing in a sandbox. The little boy has to go to take a pee and he was told by his mother to always be polite and don't talk about private matters in public. At first he...

Very Shocking.... . This is a story of a young college girl who passed away last month in Iringa . Her name was Flora. She was hit by a truck. She was working in a call center. She had a...