Be specific

Freetown

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A man was being chased by a lion in the jungle.
As he gets tired and feels he can't run anymore he stands still and pray
"God would you please make this lion a Christian please?"
As requested, God made the lion a Christian. As it reaches him the lion
Kneels down and prays
"Thank you Lord for providing this meal. Bless me as I eat, in Jesus'
Name. Amen"

For many Christians, prayer is a challenge.
Please as you pray be specific, say exactly what it is that you want.

So when you ask God to make you a millionaire don't forget to specify the currency because you may become a millionaire in Zimbabwe dollars.
 
A man was being chased by a lion in the jungle.
As he gets tired and feels he can't run anymore he stands still and pray
"God would you please make this lion a Christian please?"
As requested, God made the lion a Christian. As it reaches him the lion
Kneels down and prays
"Thank you Lord for providing this meal. Bless me as I eat, in Jesus'
Name. Amen"


For many Christians, prayer is a challenge.
Please as you pray be specific, say exactly what it is that you want.

So when you ask God to make you a millionaire don't forget to specify the currency because you may become a millionaire in Zimbabwe dollars.



LOL. You cracked me up!
This was very funny.


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A man was being chased by a lion in the jungle.
As he gets tired and feels he can't run anymore he stands still and pray
"God would you please make this lion a Christian please?"
As requested, God made the lion a Christian. As it reaches him the lion
Kneels down and prays
"Thank you Lord for providing this meal. Bless me as I eat, in Jesus'
Name. Amen"

For many Christians, prayer is a challenge.
Please as you pray be specific, say exactly what it is that you want.

So when you ask God to make you a millionaire don't forget to specify the currency because you may become a millionaire in Zimbabwe dollars.

I think the millionaire thing currently works with the major currencies ($, pound or Euro). Hata madafu yetu labda uwe na milioni elfu moja ndo tutakuona
 
A man was being chased by a lion in the jungle.
As he gets tired and feels he can't run anymore he stands still and pray
"God would you please make this lion a Christian please?"
As requested, God made the lion a Christian. As it reaches him the lion
Kneels down and prays
"Thank you Lord for providing this meal. Bless me as I eat, in Jesus'
Name. Amen"



For many Christians, prayer is a challenge.
Please as you pray be specific, say exactly what it is that you want.

So when you ask God to make you a millionaire don't forget to specify the currency because you may become a millionaire in Zimbabwe dollars.




this made my day, mkate ni millioni kumi, if you pray u ask God to make u a octillionaire ama zillionaire in Zimbabwe, that way u will be safe!!!!
 
hehehenimecheka mie abt huyo simba mkristo
lol nasikia zimbabwe huko kwenda hotelini wahudumu wanacollect hela na vikapu!!!
and hata kwa shoe shine hawacount hela tena but wat they do is wameweka mizani ya kupimia uzito wa hela!!
 

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