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explaining politics

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by WomanOfSubstance, Jun 16, 2008.

  1. WomanOfSubstance

    WomanOfSubstance JF-Expert Member

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    little John goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics?" Dad
    says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way. I'm the
    breadwinner of the family, so let's call me Capitalist/Entrepreneur/Taxpayer. Mommy is the administrator of the money, so we'll call her the
    Government. We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you The People. The nanny, well, consider her The Working Class. Your baby brother, we'll call him The Future. Now go think about
    this and see if it makes sense."

    So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has
    said. Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying and
    runs to his room only to find that his diapers are very soiled.
    So the little boy goes to his parents' room. Mom is sound
    asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room.
    Finding the door locked, he looks through the peephole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed.

    The next morning, the little boy says to his father, "Dad, I
    think I understand what politics is now."

    "Good son, tell me in your own words then what politics are."

    The little boy replies, "Well, while Capitalist is screwing the
    Working Class, the Government is sound asleep, the People are
    being ignored and the Future is in deep shit."
  2. J

    Jobo JF-Expert Member

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    Excellent little boy! I like it.