Johnny & Her Teacher


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Little Johnny comes home from catholic school with a black eye. His father sees it and says, "Johnny, how many times do I have to tell you not to fight with the other boys?"

"But Dad, it wasnt my fault. We were all in church saying our prayers. We all stood up and my teacher in front of me had her dress in the crack of her butt. I reached over and pulled it out. Thats when she hit me!"

Johnny, the father said. "You dont do those kind of things to women." Sure enough, the very next day Johnny came home with the other eye black and blue. Johnnys father said, "Johnny, I thought we had a talk!"

"But Dad," Johnny said, "It wasnt my fault. There we were in church saying our prayers. We all stood up and my teacher in front of us had her dress in the crack of her butt. Then Louie who was sitting next to me saw it and he reached over and pulled it out. Now I know she doesnt like this, so I pushed it back in!"
 
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a stress reliever really ... thanks
 
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Thanks :)

The father was speechless it appears!


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Teh! Teh! Teh! You made my day. Dogo mjinga kweli!!
 

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