Bibi mmoja ambae alikuwa hajisikii vizuri na kuumwa umwa hakwishi alikutana na mjukuu wake ambae ni mbwia unga ila bibi mwenyewe hajui wala hana habari za mambo ya unga lakini hapo nyumbani ndugu...
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MAMBO...
That...
1. Regular naps prevent old age... Especially if you take them while driving.
2. Having one child makes you a parent; having two makes you a referee.
3. Marriage is...
A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad?"
To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are...
A man and his wife have gone to bed. After laying there a few minutes the man farts and says, "Seven Points." His wife rolls over and says, "What in the world was that?"
The man replied, "It's...
Wana JF!!
i hope mnapata the best of this weekend, anyways wakati mnarelax...... nawaletea tathmini mpya ya maendeleo ya Afrika yetu hiiiii.
Take your time look at the attachments...
Wameishia kumpigia magoti tu. Nani mwenye uwezo wa kumkosoa Mugabe? Hata jina lake halikuwa likitajwa ndani ya kikao hicho wakati wakielezea msimamo wao. Kipanya amerahisisha kwa picha yake muafaka.
Little Johnny and his dad came across his puppy 'tibo', dead in the back yard. Daddy explained that ''Tibo'' had gone to heaven.
"So why are his legs sticking up in the air like that, Daddy?"...
Two friends were camping out one night, when all of the sudden one of them jumps up screaming, "A SNAKE JUST BIT ME ON THE TIP OF MY PENIS!!".
The other friend said, "don't worry, I am going...
A husband and wife decided they needed to use "a code" to indicate that they wanted to have sex without letting their children in on it. They decided on the word "typewriter."
One day the...
A businessman entered a tavern, sat down at the bar, and ordered a double martini on the rocks. After he finished the drink, he peeked inside his shirt pocket, then he ordered another double...
John takes his dog for a walk. After a while he gets
thirsty so he ties his dog to a parking meter in front of a bar
and goes in for a couple of beers.
After he has been there for an hour or so...
Weekend Njema kwa wote...
Law of queue: If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.
Law of the Telephone: When you dial a wrong number...
JAJI: Nakuhukumu kwa kukutwa na mitambo ya kutengenezea gongo.
MTUHUMIWA: Lakini ni mitambo tu, siyo gongo mheshimiwa!
JAJI: Hicho ni kithibiti tosha kabisa.
MTUHUMIWA: Basi nihukumiwe...
A patient went to see a doctor after a brief sickness. The doctor took some samples of the patient and sent it to the laboratory to determine what the patient was suffering from. The patient was...
Kijana mmoja mwenye macho makubwa alikuwa na msihana wake. Siku moja akaulizwa na KIDENISHI wake sababu gani ilimfanya awe na macho makubwa namna hiyo. Kijana akafikiri kwa haraka haraka akaja na...
A chaga and an American man are sitting next to each other on a long flight from London to New York.The American man leans over to the chaga and asks if he would like to play a fun game. The chaga...
Wife Version 1.0
Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 and noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and...
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Little Johnny comes home from catholic school with a black eye. His father sees it and says, "Johnny, how many times do I have to tell you not to fight with the other boys?"
"But Dad, it wasnt...