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John takes his dog for a walk. After a while he gets
thirsty so he ties his dog to a parking meter in front of a bar
and goes in for a couple of beers.
After he has been there for an hour or so the local
policeman enters the bar.
"Whose dog is tied up out front?"
John responds, "That's my dog. Is there a problem officer?"
"Well she's in heat," says the cop.
"Oh, she'll be all right. It's shady out there."
"That's not what I mean. Your dog needs bred."
"I gave her a half of a loaf this morning. She's fine."
At this point the policeman is becoming a little upset.
"Listen fellow. You don't seem to understand what I am
talking about. That dog needs to be screwed."
"Go right ahead officer, I've always wanted a police dog."
 
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hahahaha!the owner of the dog must have been a dunderhead.Screwing a dog?aliyejaribu atuambie how it feels like.
 
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Patel & Shah were fast friends. Once Patel visited Shah at his 2nd storey home. He rang the bell and Shah threw him the gate keys. As Patel entered the compound Shah's dog started barking. Patel got scared and would not proceed. Shah shouted " ooh Patel don't you know the proverb, a barking dog seldom bites." Patel scared to death shouted back "Yes Shah I know the proverb, you know it but does the dog know it"
 

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