Wakunyuti
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- Feb 11, 2008
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A man and his wife have gone to bed. After laying there a few minutes the man farts and says, "Seven Points." His wife rolls over and says, "What in the world was that?"
The man replied, "It's fart football."
A few minutes later the wife lets one go and says, "Touchdown, tie score."
After about five minutes the man farts again and says, "Touchdown, I'm ahead 14 to 7." Not to be out done the wife rips another one and says, "Touchdown, tiescore."
Five seconds go by and she lets out a squeaker and says, "Fieldgoal, I lead 17 to 14."
Now the pressures on and the guy refuses to get beat by a woman so he strains real hard but to no avail. Realizing a defeat is totally unacceptable he gives it everything he has but instead of farting he "over-does-it" and lets fly in bed. The wife looks and says, "What the hell was that?"
The man replied, "Half-time, Switch sides."
Have a nice weekend
Wakunyuti@
The man replied, "It's fart football."
A few minutes later the wife lets one go and says, "Touchdown, tie score."
After about five minutes the man farts again and says, "Touchdown, I'm ahead 14 to 7." Not to be out done the wife rips another one and says, "Touchdown, tiescore."
Five seconds go by and she lets out a squeaker and says, "Fieldgoal, I lead 17 to 14."
Now the pressures on and the guy refuses to get beat by a woman so he strains real hard but to no avail. Realizing a defeat is totally unacceptable he gives it everything he has but instead of farting he "over-does-it" and lets fly in bed. The wife looks and says, "What the hell was that?"
The man replied, "Half-time, Switch sides."
Have a nice weekend
Wakunyuti@
