JF Chit-Chats and Jokes

Ushamsikia prezidaa akitukana? hii ni kutoka katika kitabu cha Obama "Dreams From My Father,"

The only thing that the Revenue Authorities have not yet taxed is the male penis. This is due to the fact that 40% of the time it is hanging around unemployed, 30% of the time it is hard up, 20%...

Swali: Inasadikika kwamba Adam na Hawa ndio binaadamu wa mwanzo.Baada ya uasi pale bustanini walilaaniwa na wote baadae walikufa. Endapo wafu wote watafufuka leo hii na ukatakiwa uwatambue...

Question: How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb ? Answer: Two. One to change it, and another one to change it back again. Question: How many Conservative economists does it...

Jamaa mmoja mwanaume alitumiwa sms na demu wake, Tatizo la ile sms ilkuwa ndefu sana, sasa ilpoingia kwenye simu yake haikuweza kufunguka yote, baahi ya maneno hayakuonekana, kulikuwa na maneno...

Can I borrow $25? A man came home from work late, tired and irritated, to find his 5-year old son waiting for him at the door. SON: 'Daddy, may I ask you a question?' DAD: 'Yeah sure...

Things Children Have Learned No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats. When your Mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair. If your sister hits you, don't hit her...

HOW TO WRITE A PAPER 1. Sit in a straight, comfortable chair in a well lighted place with plenty of freshly sharpened pencils. 2. Read over the assignment carefully, to make sure...

Top 10 Reasons Why Prison is Better Than College 10. There are no tests, papers, or homework in prison. 9. There are no grades in prison. 8. You don't need financial aid in prison. 7...

Ni siku ya mwisho kwa watoto wa chekechea moja. Watoto walimletea mwalimu wao zawadi... Mtoto wa muuza maua akampa kajibunda: Mwalimu (akitabasamu): "Aaahsante! Mie nahisi, umineletea maua"...

bonyeza kuona PARTY YA WANYAMA note: vituko vya nyani, yule komba alietimuka asubuhi - nahisi alilewa sana afu akasahau kwenda nyumbani, afu wale mandege - yaani ni kama waliambiana 'ebu...

The Sinister Secret Government Attempts to Stimulate Global Crisis Monday, October 15, 2001 The Sinister Secret Government Attempts to Stimulate Global Crisis With WTC, Russian Jet Explosion...

Obama, McCain and All Hillary Die And Go To Heaven John McCain, Hillary Clinton, and Barack Obama all die and go to heaven. God looks down from his throne and asks McCain, “Do you think you...

Obama's Cabinet Point the arrow to the picture of each individual for fun and sound Enjoy

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One day a man was sitting in his office on the 19th floor of a building. A man came running into his office and shouted, "John, your daughter, Anna just died in an accident right opposite this...

5000 candidates assembled in a large room. One candidate is a man from Bongo. Bill Gates: "Thank you for coming. Those who do not know JAVA may leave" 2000 people leave the room immediately...

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Dear Mrs. John William, Over the past six months, your husband, Mr. John William has been causing quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this type of behavior and have considered...

The scientist approached God and said, "Listen, we've decided we no longer need you. Nowadays, we can clone people, transplant hearts and do all kinds of things that were once considered...