Jamani mwezi ndo unaelekea ukingoni, nataka kuwatonya kituko nilichokutana nacho hivi karibuni....mkanda ulikuwa hivi:
Tulikwenda kwenye kazi na wenzangu kama wanne hivi, ilikuwa maeneo ya...
Am apply to my job of security guard to you boss in you company of Shoprite. I complete to Grade 8 examination certificate in 1997.
I am 27 ears to be Born of age and no mallied and no childish...
Teacher: How much is half of 8
Pupil: Up and down or across ?
Teacher: What do you mean ?
Pupil: Well,up and down makes it 3, but across the middle makes it 0.
1. Losing all your friends
Man comes home and finds his wife with his friend in bed.
He shoots his friend and kills him. Wife says 'If you
behave like this, you will lose ALL of your...
Dear All,
1: Maskini, waoga na washamba-SUA
2: Matajiri, wajanja na wenye akili-MZUMBE
3: Wenye akili chache, wavivu, matozi na masista duu-CBE DAR
4: Malaya, wasanii, wauza sura na wasiojiweza...
While visiting England , Mr. Mrema the Chairman of TLP was invited to have tea with the
Queen. He asked her what her leadership philosophy. She said that it is to be surrounded with intelligent...
A selection of Kenyan women
Kikuyu women
Everyone has heard the one about Kikuyu women. How they plait their hair, read a novel or knit and placidly inform their partners to cover them when...
Wadau, ningependa kufahamu kama kweli Tanzania tuna real commedians coz tangu King Majuto apotee kwenye luninga zetu naona wamechepuka vijana ambao hawachekeshi ila wanaforce watu wacheke?
kwa...
I Happen To FIND this Commercial Very Very FUNNY!!! a Must See
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nKdIKP1arF0
I usually bust Out Laughing everytime i see it, "This is a Piece Of Junk, I
want the...
"KWA WATOTO WA VIGOGO TU"
QUESTIONS :
NAME:____________________________________________________ (5 Marks)
POST YOU NEED:_________________________________________________(5 Marks)...
Two men met at a bus stop and struck up a conversation.
One of them kept complaining of family problems. Finally the other man Said:
"You think you have family problems? Listen to my...
A man decided to sleep on the floor when his wife was pregnant to avoid something unexpected to happen and cause problem at night.
One night a wife found her husband slept on the floor looking so...
Hili swali nimeintend mainly kwa watu walio nje ya Tanzania, lakini sidhani kama ni vibaya kwa wale walio Tanzania ku-changia
Hivi How Many Times Unachukua Vacation within a Year!?, Na Huwa...
Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions.
Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
Classic: Books, which people praise, but do not read.
Committee...
namshukuru Mungu aliye niweka hai leo nashukuru sana kwa kukaribishwa vizuri jamiiforum asnte sana
majibu katika maswali ya leo atakayo ulizwa mweshimiwa ambaye mi namwita muajiriwa wetu haya...
Wadau hii nimeinyaka leo toka radio moja al maaruf:
Title: Kanumba ndani ya Big Brother
BB: Kanumba,do you have a girlfriend?
Kanumba: Yes,I have one girlfriends
BB: What is her name?
Kanumba: Her...
A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and
asked, "What are the grounds for your divorce?"
She replied, "About four acres and a nice little home in the middle...
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