I knelt to pray but not for long, I had too much to do. I had to hurry and get to work For bills would soon be due. So I knelt and said a hurried prayer, And jumped up off my knees. My Christian...
Who Said Car Names Don't Have A Meaning?
BMW __________Brings Me Women
FIAT__________Failure in Italian Automotive Technology
FORD__________For Only Rough Drivers
HYUNDAI ______Hope You...
All women will understand this......men ...read and learn why it takes a woman longer in a public restroom!
When you have to visit a public toilet, you usually find a line of women, so you...
**Rrriiiiinnnnggg, rrriiiinnnngg,**
**'Hello?'**
**'Hi honey.**
**This is Daddy.**
**Is Mommy near the phone?'**
**'No, Daddy.**
**She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul.'**
**After...
According to a radio report, a middle school in Oregon was faced with a unique problem. A number of girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom. That was fine, but...
[B][COLOR="Indigo"][FONT="Century Gothic"]Neck Exercise
A doctor advises his patients to exercise their neck by just reading this message.
In the end, all patients go home happily without asking...
The following is an actual question given on a University of Liverpool chemistry final exam.The answer by one student was so "profound" that the professor shared it with colleagues via the...
It happened here in Dar, when she was talking her boss(a woman of the house).They exchanged a lot of words,here are some of them.
House girl:I iron all clothes in this house more perfect than...
As you are receiving my note by e-mail, it's wise to remember how easily this wonderful technology can be misused, sometimes unintentionally, with serious consequences. Consider the case of the...
Kuna watalii watatu walipata bahati ya kutembelea maporomoko ya maji huko Niagara Amerika... Watalii hao walikuwa Mwarabu, Muingereza na Mjapani.
Inasemekana huko Niagara Falls ukipiga ukelele...
A woman and a man are involved in a car accident; it's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt.
After they crawl out of their cars, the...
What Is Politics?
A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics?"
Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me capitalism...
A priest was being honoured at his retirement dinner after 25 years in the Parish.
A leading local politician and member of the congregation was chosen to make the presentation and give a little...
Q: Why are condoms transparent?
A: So that sperms can at least enjoy the scene even if their entry is Restricted!
Signboard outside a prostitute's house:
Married MEN not allowed. We serve...
Equation 1
Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy
Donkey = eat + sleep
Therefore:
Human = Donkey + Work + enjoy
Therefore:
Human - enjoy = Donkey + Work
In other words,
A Human that doesn't know...
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