Confession ya kibinti

[Kiruke cha Ibwe]

Girl "Forgive me father for I have sinned"

Priest "What have you done my child?"

Girl "I called a man a son of a bitch."

Priest "Why did you call him a son of a bitch?"

Girl "Because he touched my hand."

Priest "Like this?"(as he touched her hand)

Girl; "Yes father."

Priest "That's no reason to call a man a son of a bitch."

Girl "Then he touched my breast."

Priest "Like this?"(as he touched her breast)

Girl "Yes father."

Priest "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."

Girl "Then he took off my clothes; father."

Priest "Like this? (as he takes off her clothes)

Girl "Yes father."

Priest "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."

Girl "Then he stuck his "you know what "into my "you know where"

Priest "Like this? (as he stuck his " you know what"
into her "you know where")

Girl "YES FATHER;YEES FATHER ;YEES FAAAATHER!!"

Priest"(after a few minutes)
That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch"

Girl "But father he had AIDS!

Priest "SHIIIIIIIIT! THAT SON OF BITCH!
Tehetehe, hii ni kama Sheikh kuwa wa kwanza kuugua mafua ya swine.

 

[Asprin]

My "you know what" needs "you know where" Can someone with nice "you know where" help me please?.....Hahahahahaha...... You have made my day mkuu.

 

[Mwana va Mutwa]

tehteh
like this like this......ikafika mpaka father akakubali ni sob
hii kali kweliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

 

[Kimbweka]

huyo faza hatari sana

 

[Mhache]

It show that the thing was sweet like hahaaaaaa, I wish I would be the father and tested the thing..... AIDS has entered in bad place. Please GOD help and forgive us.......

 

[Nemesis]

ha ha ha hiyo ndo step by step, bit by bit ....