Q: Why are condoms transparent? A: So that sperms can at least enjoy the scene even if their entry is Restricted!  Signboard outside a prostitute's house: Married MEN not allowed. We serve the needy, not the greedy... *  New AIDS awareness slogan: Try different positions with the same woman instead of same position with different women.  * Why is $ex like shaving? Well, because no matter how well you do it today... tomorrow you'll *have to do it again... *  * Q: What will happen if earth rotates 30 times faster? A: Men will get their salary everyday and women will bleed to death.  Q: Why do 90% gals have left boob bigger than right? A: Bcoz 90% boys are right handed. *  Q: What is the difference between a PANTY & a STAGE CURTAIN? A: When you pull down the STAGE CURTAIN, the show is over, but when you pull down the PANTY..... it is SHOWTIME! *  Q: What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum? A: Both are sweet in the beginning but become tasteless and shapeless later *  Advantages of having an affair with a married women. They give like hell. They do not yell. They do not tell. They do not swell and there is no wedding bell! *  My dad told me that if Adam and Eve were Chinese, we would be still in Paradise. Why? Because they would have eaten the snake instead of the bloody apple!