Wizi Mtupu!

[sweetlady]

Naona sredi limeshatekwa na wanaapolo....... Ngoja nimstue fellow tablet kule famasi ............ Waheshimiwa wakubwa nyie.......

Na wewe kasubirie TBL ihamishiwe mbinguni... Umeambiwa hapa ndo penyewe?

 

[Asprin]

Na wewe kasubirie TBL ihamishiwe mbinguni... Umeambiwa hapa ndo penyewe?

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<br />Dah umekuwa mnoko kama masaburi...... Afu unajua nakudai? Na dawa ya deni unaijua muheshimiwa?

 

[sweetlady]

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<br />Dah umekuwa mnoko kama masaburi...... Afu unajua nakudai? Na dawa ya deni unaijua muheshimiwa?

Wewe usinizibie! Nani muheshimiwa? Unataka nkifa niwekwe kwenye kundi 1 na mahayati?.... Afu nmesahau, hv dawa ya deni ni nini tena?.. Usiseme unanidai sema tunadaiana!... Sawa muheshimiwa ODM??

 

[Husninyo]

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&lt;br /&gt;Nlikuwa nataka kukusalimu kijanja......... C wajua navyokumisigi? Afu nna salamu zako.....

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haha!babu mjanja kama ngedere. Haya nipe salamu zangu babu langu la ukweee.

 

[Husninyo]

Tatizo unanchanganya ujue, mi sipendi unavyomchuna muheshimiwa kloro huku mapenzi yote yapo kwa uporoto, naumia ujue, mwache bana anunue hata viatu...

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kloro nimempa pesa akanunue nguo na viatu thailand amekataa kisa alivyozaliwa hakuzaliwa na nguo.
Wanaosema kloro mzima nitawapeleka kwa dokta riwa.

 

[sweetlady]

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kloro nimempa pesa akanunue nguo na viatu thailand amekataa kisa alivyozaliwa hakuzaliwa na nguo.
Wanaosema kloro mzima nitawapeleka kwa dokta riwa.

Hahaha! Subiri aje mwenyewe athibitishe kama ni mzima ama laa!...ngoja mi nijivue zangu gamba!..

 

[klorokwini]

Muheshimiwa Kloro yule baamedi Lucy Tentemente anasema mbona umehama baa baada ya kumchezea/kumpotezea muda ? nilimuuliza kwani kawa mpira achezewe ? hahaha!

Khaaa!

Mheshimiwa klorokwini....

Toba!...

Khaaa! Umeamua kumdanganya uporoto mbele ya macho yangu? Siamini hakyanani..

Dah!......

Una uhakika?

Lahaula!

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safi mpenzi, nimekumiss hadi nahisi homa.

Dr Riwa alishauri tukihisi homa tukapime!

za jioni laaziz.

Kulaleki! kamanda analembea mistari kwa kimanga sku hizi! khaaa!

Samahani muheshimiwa klorokwini nna barua yako toka kwa Husninyo, ntafute kwa maelezo zaidi.

Husninyo ni member wa hapa JF?

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dah! Body guard mwaka huu usipoongezewa mshahara naandamana hadi washington dc. Khaaa!

heheheeh! sweetlady asifiwe. aaaamen!

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mheshimiwa kloro amepigwa ban.
Reason: kulazimisha uheshimiwa wakati sheria za jf zinakataza.

Nimeanzisha uhusiano rasmi na mod mmoja wa kike, uko kwenye list ya honey wangu kupigwa ban chini ya uchochezi wangu. agana na uporoto kabisa

Daaah! Afadhali apigwe ban bana, we uliona wapi muheshimiwa anavaa suti na raba??...lol..

Mama ushaichana CV vibaya sana. khaaaa! umenikonfyuzi na The finest nazani, the finest mpaka majoho ya graduation yeye anavaa club.

Umeonae?..

nami huku usiseme yaani we acha tu

wa asilimia 500 %

hawezi kunidanganya huyu hata uongo haujui ulivyo.

duh! kloro ana riho ngumu hajakata tamaa bado ?

heheheh kamanda bana, kale kabajaji kako kanakokupatia lunch dereva kapiga simu kamekatika shocks aisee!anasema simu yako haupatikani fanya uwahi maeneo adhawaizi kesho hakuna ugali.

Hajakata aisee, sijui husni alimuahidi nini bana..

Nanyemelea kale kamtaji ka husni ka maandazi, nikikakamata tu natafta viza ya botswana, natimua.

Siku utakapolia na kusaga meno usijesema sijakupa tahadhari. Ujue kinga ni bora kuliko tiba..

Khaaa! mdada unatisha kuliko horror muvi

ahadi hizo naona zilikuwa zamani yaani my spanish lady sina wasiwasi nae.

Usije ukatuanzishia sredi mheshimiwa! MMU wenyewe sku hizi wamefulia!

Hahaha!... Na kloro nae anasemaga maneno kama yako....lol..

khaaaaa!

Habari yako Mheshimiwa Dawa ya Malaria........or sory Klorokwini....or Fansida nimepita tu kusalimu (Hapo kwenye fansida taratibu usinitoe macho)

hehehe Dena Amsi siku yake ya kupokea mshahara lazima utaijua tu. khaaa!

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baby ndio maana nakupenda. Njo chumbani nikupe 1kiss......

Sredi yangu ikipelekewa jukwaa la wakubwa utakoma! nakuhamisha mjini.

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khaaa! Ukiniharibia ndoa ntahamia kwako ujue.

Sweetlady wenyewe anaishi kwa jirani!

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kloro sio mheshimiwa bwana maana anatumia masaburi kufikiria.mia.

dah! hapa CV imechomwa moto kabisa yaani

Tatizo unanchanganya ujue, mi sipendi unavyomchuna muheshimiwa kloro huku mapenzi yote yapo kwa uporoto, naumia ujue, mwache bana anunue hata viatu...

Khaaaaa!

Hahaha! Subiri aje mwenyewe athibitishe kama ni mzima ama laa!...ngoja mi nijivue zangu gamba!..

Hapa kijijini wengine wananiita Newton na wengine wananiita Dalton thiori, Majuzi nimewavumbulia staili ya kupatia watoto pacha kwenye mahusiano.


CONCLUSION:

kwanini mmechakachua sredi tukufu kama hii? nimepokea sim nyingi sana kutoka magazetini kuhusiana na hii sredi.

 

[Husninyo]

Mheshimiwa umerudi eeh..

 

[klorokwini]

Mheshimiwa umerudi eeh..

ukiita Mheshimiwa hakikisha sauti unaweka ringtone!
Nimerudi orozesha matatizo yako yote ya mwezi ujao.
Uporoto washamsweka rumande! kaiba mixer ya DJ.

 

[Husninyo]

ukiita Mheshimiwa hakikisha sauti unaweka ringtone!<br />
Nimerudi orozesha matatizo yako yote ya mwezi ujao. <br />
Uporoto washamsweka rumande! kaiba mixer ya DJ.

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nirudishie laptop na modem yangu.

 

[klorokwini]

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nirudishie laptop na modem yangu.

nina mchumba mod siku hizi, ukipigwa ban kazi kwako. you have been warned

 

[Husninyo]

nina mchumba mod siku hizi, ukipigwa ban kazi kwako. you have been warned

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unamaanisha wiselady kawa mod!
Afadhali aisee.

 

[klorokwini]

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unamaanisha wiselady kawa mod!
Afadhali aisee.

Khaaaa! mod name calling! acha nilog out aisee! nina press conference kushwawishi vijana kuvaa mabukta, makufuli yanasababisha fungus!

usibarikiwe!

 

[sweetlady]

Khaaaa! mod name calling! acha nilog out aisee! nina press conference kushwawishi vijana kuvaa mabukta, makufuli yanasababisha fungus!

usibarikiwe!

Tobaaaa!

 

[Husninyo]

Khaaaa! mod name calling! acha nilog out aisee! nina press conference kushwawishi vijana kuvaa mabukta, makufuli yanasababisha fungus!<br />
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usibarikiwe!

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yesuuu na maria..

 

[Asprin]

ukiita Mheshimiwa hakikisha sauti unaweka ringtone!
Nimerudi orozesha matatizo yako yote ya mwezi ujao.
Uporoto washamsweka rumande! kaiba mixer ya DJ.

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nirudishie laptop na modem yangu.

:A S thumbs_down:

nina mchumba mod siku hizi, ukipigwa ban kazi kwako. you have been warned

😛ainkiller:

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unamaanisha wiselady kawa mod!
Afadhali aisee.

:coffee:

Khaaaa! mod name calling! acha nilog out aisee! nina press conference kushwawishi vijana kuvaa mabukta, makufuli yanasababisha fungus!

usibarikiwe!

:sick:

Tobaaaa!

:horn:

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yesuuu na maria..

😛ainkiller:


Kwa mujibu wa sheria na kanuni za uendeshaji wa JF jukwaa la Chit Chat...........Nyie wote hapo juu mmetumia masaburi kuchangia hii sredi. Mkifa mtaitwa mahayati.

Marehemu Mtarajiwa nahamishia kambi jukwaa safi la Maria Roza. Hapa naona mnaniwekea usiku tu!

Mkimwona Husninyo mwambieni namsubiria kule.

 

[Husninyo]

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Kwa mujibu wa sheria na kanuni za uendeshaji wa JF jukwaa la Chit Chat...........Nyie wote hapo juu mmetumia masaburi kuchangia hii sredi. Mkifa mtaitwa mahayati.<br />
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Marehemu Mtarajiwa nahamishia kambi jukwaa safi la Maria Roza. Hapa naona mnaniwekea usiku tu!<br />
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Mkimwona Husninyo mwambieni namsubiria kule.

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mi nikifa nitaitwa shujaa.
Babu katiba ya jf ibara ya kwanza inasema ni marufuku member kumwita member mwenzie vichochoroni.....

 

[Asprin]

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mi nikifa nitaitwa shujaa.
Babu katiba ya jf ibara ya kwanza inasema ni marufuku member kumwita member mwenzie vichochoroni.....

Nakusubiri huku hebu jibu PM yangu ili niamini bado uko hai.

 

[Husninyo]

Nakusubiri huku hebu jibu PM yangu ili niamini bado uko hai.

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pms zangu zote nimezidivert kwa masaburi.
Nimemwambia awe anahakikisha kama hazijaandikwa kimasaburi masaburi.