Valentines Special Thread 2017

[Daby]

Jogoo hawiki tumchinje tu tujue moja

Ili uendeleze michepuko eeeh

 

[LadyAJ]

Shem Daby nikutakie siku njema ya valentine

inaumiza sana pale unapomtakia siku njema shemeji yako wakati Dadayo hujamtamkia Happy Valentines Day to you Le super wife of Stunter Boy,my cousin

 

[LadyAJ]

Ili uendeleze michepuko eeeh

Bora kuliko kupapaswa tu

 

[Azarel]

Acha uchochezi wa ligi zisizokua na umuhimu bro

Wewe una kisebusebu wewe!

Nimeuliza huo ushaitwan aliousema ni upi?

 

[Daby]

Bora kuliko kupapaswa tu

 

[Da'Vinci]

Wewe una kisebusebu wewe!

Nimeuliza huo ushaitwan aliousema ni upi?

Jifunze kupotezea vitu bro, sio kila kitu uhoji ww mpotezee tu kwani ww hujui kua ndio tabia yake

 

[FaizaFoxy]

Mnasherehekea ushetani?

The Satanic (Catholic) Origins of Saint Valentine's Day

 

[Husna Muba]

Happy Valentine to meeee

 

[marveljt]

Happy valentine rubii. Mwenyezi Mungu akulinde na kukutunza. Zawadi yangu kwako ni kukuombea ili ufanikiwe katika kila utendalo,uwe na amani furaha maishani mwako.

 

[darcity]

sweetie rubii

 

[jje's]

Haya mi nipo zangu uzi wa masingles huku mnaniumiza roho.....

hahahahahah chungulia tu humu ikifika zamu yako ujue cha kufanya

 

[Azarel]

Mnasherehekea ushetani?

The Satanic (Catholic) Origins of Saint Valentine's Day

Je Wajua?

Tangu azaliwe Bwn. Mu ammad Ibd Abdullah...mpaka akafikisha miaka 25 na kumuoa Mjane bi Khadija (40) hajawahi kusheherekea siku ya kuzaliwa kwake.

Hata baada ya kuendelea kuishi mpaka kufa kwa Homa pia hakusheherekea siku ya kuzaliwa kwake.

Ninyi Mnaosheherekea birthday ya Muhammad ibn Abdullah (Muhammad S.A.W) mmeiotoa wapi hiyo?


Huo si ushetwain?

 

[jje's]

angalia usizibe shimo la Panya kwa mkate lakini

una vijimaneno? ina maana hujaelewa kiswahili au?

nitakurudia pm subiri nifanye kazi kidogo

 

[jje's]

I just Love this Dear

thanks Darling

 

[jje's]

inaumiza sana pale unapomtakia siku njema shemeji yako wakati Dadayo hujamtamkia Happy Valentines Day to you Le super wife of Stunter Boy,my cousin

I love you my wii, yours will not be as simple as this, I will come personally with a lot of gifts to cherish your day.

 

[sosoliso]

If you marry the right person, everyday is Valentine's Day. Marry the wrong person, everyday is Martyrs Day. Marry a lazy guy, everyday is Labour Day. Marry a rich fellow, everyday is New Year Day. You marry a childish guy, everyday would seem like Children's Day. Marry a cheater or liar, everyday will become April Fool's Day. If you don't get married, everyday is Independance Day..

 

[passion and power]

Happy valentine's day to my son and my hubby... I love you guys.

 

[Atoto]

Kiongozi, ngoja nimuite espy aweza jua alipo huyo mlimbwende

Hahaaaa!! Yaani nimesubiri wee unitaje hata hunitaji, we haya tu!!
Atoto hata sijui aliko.

 

[Dejane]

Fursa hiiii
Nani anaetaka kuwa nami leo

 

[Bonny]

Ukiona choo ndoton jua mtego huo usingiee...