Selfika na JF: Snap it. Show it

[Jadda]

Mjinga ni ndema

Ntakuwa nakupiga msasa wa hii lugha

Nitakuja unipee darasa

 

[cocastic]

Hahaa! mm nacheki movie usingiz umesepa

aiseeeeh daah polee

 

[cocastic]

Tutakuja huko utakakokimbilia tukudabue kwa nguvu na kukurudisha hapa. Kwani ligi za Barabarani unaziweza mjukuu? Ukiachwa kwenye mavumbi si unaweza hata kulia?

mie tena sasa, mbna nishazoea maisha ya mikiki mikiki,
Tatizo tyuuh ni kwamba mie sasa nikianza kurudisha makombora naonekana mbayaa.

Hebu selfika bas mbna wee muongo hivyo.

 

[cocastic]

Mabaharia huwa wanasema kuwa hainaga makombo. Hata kama walishapita naye so what? Kwani unataka kuoa? Si na wewe unapiga tu na kusepa unawaachia wanaokuja nyuma yako?

It is like a swimming pool. Don't ask who swam before you or who will swim after you. Just swim when it is your turn...and pee in it if you can...and then leave!

ila wee babuuuh khaaah.

 

[cocastic]

Huh!

Nini sasa.

 

[cocastic]

Brother unakuta tayari umempa moyo , yaani umempenda, umewekeza nguvu, hela, moyo , na pengine muda. Unakuja kushtuka Baade kidogo kwa signal ndogo ndogo fulani amemlala, fulani amemlala na fulani pia!!!!
Brother najua unajua ukiweka moyo sehemu alafu ukutana na matarajio kinyume!!!

Ila mwanamke aisee mpaka anamaliza safari yake ya maisha anakuwa amepitiwa na wengi sio kidogo.

yaan unaweka moyo kwa mchepuko kiasi hiko? Basi muoe awe bi mdogo tyuuh. Uwiiiiiiiih

 

[cocastic]

Umeandika kwa unyonge na hisia sana bro. I feel you lakini ni mambo ya kawaida tu mbona? Unakausha tu na mambo yanaendelea. Ukiona majamaa yaliyomla bado anataniana nayo kiroho kinakuuma ila unajikaza. Ndo uanaume huo! Au yakikushinda unapiga chini na unapumzika mitandao kwa muda

JF Hoyeeeeeeeeeeeeh.
Watu wanazagamuana tyuuh, ni mwendo wa foleni tyuuh.
Akishuka huyu yule anapanda, akipanda yule huyu anashuka.
Hahahahah akaaaah sitakiii. Lol

 

[cocastic]

Amen nakwako pia Msukuma! Have a wonderful and blessed Sunday best!!

Shouzzzzzzzz vipi uko church? Miss u sana

 

[Mahondaw]

Shouzzzzzzzz vipi uko church? Miss u sana

Hapana shos leo sijaenda!! Miss you more shos naona selfika dizain imevamiwa!!
Selfika as family we were and are so very happy sema vivuruge sasa!! !!!
Hivi shos wee dini gani kwanza 😜😜😘😘!

 

[cocastic]

Hapana shos leo sijaenda!! Miss you more shos naona selfika dizain imevamiwa!!
Selfika as family we were and are so very happy sema vivuruge sasa!! !!!
Hivi shos wee dini gani kwanza !

kwa kweli kuna new comers humu ndani. Ni full uvamizi yaan.
Hahahahah watu wa humu ni kuvuruga tyuuh.
Shouzzzzzzzz mie mkristo RC.

 

[Dr Lizzy]

 

[Grahams]

Wapi hiyooo babuuh.

Mjukuu amenambia ilikuwa JNIA hapo DSM, alipiga akiwa anakuja kunisalimia.

Sisi wazee hatuwezi kusafiri umbali mrefu, hivyo tumeamua kujikalia tu nyumbani tukicheza na wajukuu tu 😂🤪🏃🏃

 

[mapema]

yaan unaweka moyo kwa mchepuko kiasi hiko? Basi muoe awe bi mdogo tyuuh. Uwiiiiiiiih

Hahahahahaha achana na kupenda mkuu, mapenzi ni kama vile hayana macho e.
Hivi tofauti ya mchepuko na mke mdogo ni ipi labda??

 

[cocastic]

Mjukuu amenambia ilikuwa JNIA hapo DSM, alipiga akiwa anakuja kunisalimia.

Sisi wazee hatuwezi kusafiri umbali mrefu, hivyo tumeamua kujikalia tu nyumbani tukicheza na wajukuu tu

acha uongo wako wee. Lol

 

[cocastic]

Hahahahahaha achana na kupenda mkuu, mapenzi ni kama vile hayana macho e.
Hivi tofauti ya mchepuko na mke mdogo ni ipi labda??

Mchepuko hujamuoa na wala huna hati miliki nae, ila mke mdogo ni halali yako na umemuoa.

 

[Grahams]

acha uongo wako wee. Lol

Kwanini mjukuu, hapa yenyewe nachati Kwa msaada wa Miwani, bila hivyo hata herufi "che" siioni🤪🤪

 

[CAPTORHINOMORPHS]

Mchepuko hujamuoa na wala huna hati miliki nae, ila mke mdogo ni halali yako na umemuoa.

Kumbe kuna muda waongea point eeeh

 

[cocastic]

Kwanini mjukuu, hapa yenyewe nachati Kwa msaada wa Miwani, bila hivyo hata herufia "che" siioni

haya bhana, mie sikupingi eti lol.

 

[Mahondaw]

kwa kweli kuna new comers humu ndani. Ni full uvamizi yaan.
Hahahahah watu wa humu ni kuvuruga tyuuh.
Shouzzzzzzzz mie mkristo RC.

Hebu watuache sie.. binafsi kuselfika kam kauwaaa siachi ng'o wakunichamba anichambe wakunisema aniseme mie sijareeeeeeee🤸🤸🤸🤸🤸!

 

[cocastic]

Kumbe kuna muda waongea point eeeh

Tobaaaaaaah kumbe ndo nadharaurika hivi humu ndani? Duuuh
Sawa mate, hapana kuna mtu ame Hack acc angu, mie huyu akili za kutoa points natoa wapi?