Selfika na JF: Snap it. Show it

[Heaven Sent]

Wengine tunakosea wapi kwani? Hizi holiday nimejitahidi kula sana matokeo yake nikikaa napakata tumbo.

Kitambi mpakato eeh? Ni asili tu ya mwili wako i guess

 

[Nyani Mzee Snr]

Mungu aniepushe na mkanyago wako khaaa

😁😁😁 au ikatokea tumegongana lazima uvimbe, kama chuma cha pua vile

 

[Saint Anne]

Kajilazimishe

Ila kwa hizi ngonjera za huyu bibi wacha nikapike hata keki niwe natafuna mdogomdogo.
Yaani anaongea hapa😂

 

[Saint Anne]

Kitambi mpakato eeh? Ni asili tu ya mwili wako i guess

Eti mpakato!
Nyie watu😂😂😂😂🙌

 

[Heaven Sent]

au ikatokea tumegongana lazima uvimbe, kama chuma cha pua vile

Jizaziii

 

[Mawardat]

sio kaka mimi mwenyewe nahusika hapo, kule kwingine pia yuko safi!?..

 

[Heaven Sent]

Ila kwa hizi ngonjera za huyu bibi wacha nikapike hata keki niwe natafuna mdogomdogo.
Yaani anaongea hapa

Kakule tu. Angalia usije ukaishia kupata vidonda vya tumbo

 

[Extrovert]

Extrovert basi kuna ka ingizo nakaona hapa kanacheka sana kama wewe nikahisi ushavua gamba.

Kaingizo gani hako jameni😅

 

[Heaven Sent]

Eti mpakato!
Nyie watu

Eeh ukikaa unakuwa umelipakata na tumbo

 

[Heaven Sent]

Kaingizo gani hako jameni

Chalii ya Agano Jipya

 

[Kazakh destroyer]

hahaha niko serious na hiyo fursa hebu nipe majibu..

 

[Extrovert]

Chalii ya Agano Jipya

Kachalii ka galilaya😅😅😅

 

[Mawardat]

hahaha niko serious na hiyo fursa hebu nipe majibu..

Msomeshe kwanza

 

[Extrovert]

😁😁😁 au ikatokea tumegongana lazima uvimbe, kama chuma cha pua vile

Braza naona unampiga na vitu vizito sista wa parokia ya Iyunga 😅

 

[Depal]

Ha! You want bam bam
You wanna chill with the big boys?
Na dey run kiti kiti
You dey run keta keta..
No fit drink water drop cup
Ahh! Hey
Lenie you see how the things goes
Amenoooooo...

 

[Kazakh destroyer]

Msomeshe kwanza

ili aje anisababishie murder case hunitakii mema wewe..

 

[Nyani Mzee Snr]

Braza naona unampiga na vitu vizito sista wa parokia ya Iyunga 😅

😂😂😂😂 kwani nasema uongo sasa, mie ni pure Iron

 

[wegman]

We kaka naomba namba zako, kuna kitu nikwambie 😂

Karibu PM. 🙈🙈😂😂

 

[Depal]

Kitambi mpakato eeh? Ni asili tu ya mwili wako i guess

Na kg 43 kweli? 🤣🤣🤣 natakiwa kufanya kitu HS, hii sio sawa.

 

[Heaven Sent]

Kachalii ka galilaya

Naona walikupeleka Golgotha teh. Uache utundu