Nimerudi Naombeni Mwongozo......

[Erickb52]

Kaka yangu watu8 amesema anaangalia atakayekuja na mahari kubwa kupita wote ndio atanichukua.......so kama wewe unajijua hela zako za manati bora upitemo mbali

Copy kwa Mentor

 

[Madame B]

Unadhani Madame B kapewa talaka ki-ukweli basi Nsuri? Anapima upepo wako tu huyo. Na usijaribu man! Chezeiya KINO CLAN weye?

Wewe umeshanishinda.
Muache mwenzako ajaribu bahati yake.
Wewe umechezea bahati ya kuishi na mwanamke rijali na tajiri... Madame B, Nsuri my baby come to me, achana na Arushaone.

 

[Judgement]

Tulia shem.
Nitambeba mdogo wangu.
Au unabisha?

Ssubbhuttuh!
Ntagugawana haizidi nusu ya saa!
Kama unatamani tugawane majengo ya sirkali jaribu!
Mwingine Isanga/Maweni na mwingine Muhimbili/Bugando!
Ohooo!
Miti mingine haichimbwi medisini !
Sikutahiriwa hospitali mie ujue?
Zunga nilikatwa pori.

 

[Nsuri]

Wewe umeshanishinda.
Muache mwenzako ajaribu bahati yake.
Wewe umechezea bahati ya kuishi na mwanamke rijali na tajiri... Madame B, Nsuri my baby come to me, achana na Arushaone.

Tuko pamoja baby, ebu twende lunch kwanza
CC Arushaone.

 

[Madame B]

Ssubbhuttuh!
Ntagugawana haizidi nusu ya saa!
Kama unatamani tugawane majengo ya sirkali jaribu!
Mwingine Isanga/Maweni na mwingine Muhimbili/Bugando!
Ohooo!
Miti mingine haichimbwi medisini !
Sikutahiriwa hospitali mie ujue?
Zunga nilikatwa pori.

Tena nakwambia usinitishe.
Hiki ni kisiki cha mpingo.
Unaleta mikwara mbele ya Jike la Simba?
Unajua nimekoshewa jimbo gani?
Unajua kitovu changu kilipochimbwa?
Jiangalie Shem, sio kila alievaa koti jeupe ukadhani ni Daktari, wengine sisi ni Wauza nyama.
Unapiga sarakasi huku umevaa Msuli?
Tumekuja mjini na Magari ya Mkaa.
Tuna uchungu na Maisha.

 

[Ben Saanane]

Nilimuonya Ben Saanane lakini hakusikia ona sasa anavyokatiwa waziwazi

nitonye hahaha utaliwa hela.Huo ni mkakati tu Madame B na mimi hatuwezi kuachana

 

[Paloma]

Umepatia mkuu safi sana

Copy kwa sosoliso

hii nongwa umeanza lini?!??! sina saccos mie wala siziwezi!!!

 

[Dena Amsi]

Presha ya nini sasa Mamndenyi wakati huyu Madame B ni binamu yangu tuu na Paloma na Passion Lady wote ni binamu na nafikiri hata Dena Amsi nae ni binamu pia usiwe na wasi wasi

We mwanaume yatakushinda ujue

 

[Madame B]

nitonye hahaha utaliwa hela.Huo ni mkakati tu Madame B na mimi hatuwezi kuachana

My huz jamani!
Za Mtwara.
Umesalimika?
Za hapa Mbaya Nsuri ananitaka.

 

[Paloma]

Sasa Nsuri wakati tunatafuta ulikuwa wapi wewe. Jipange wako binamu zangu Paloma na Madame B wako single wanatafuta kwa hiyo wewe hebu watumie taarifa kabla pia Katavi hajawahi
Usiwaguse kabisa hao wa kwangu bana

binamu Mr Rocky..........yani mie ndo nisebenzwe na huyu............sijui nani ... Nsuri!!! Umenionaje kwa sosoliso wangu?!?!? kweli wewe kabis ando umeandika hapa ama kama kawaid ayako umeibiwa pasiwedi?!?!?

 

[Paloma]

Huyu Madame B mbona ananipa wasiwasi??anataka nimuombe ruhusa Katavi?? Bora nimtafute Paloma

USITHUBUTU ewe Nsuri!!!

 

[Nsuri]

binamu Mr Rocky..........yani mie ndo nisebenzwe na huyu............sijui nani ... Nsuri!!! Umenionaje kwa sosoliso wangu?!?!? kweli wewe kabis ando umeandika hapa ama kama kawaid ayako umeibiwa pasiwedi?!?!?

Kwani Paloma hunifahamu?Hujamchoka huyu bounsa cjui sosoliso???

 

[Paloma]

Huyo ndio shemeji yangu sosoliso bhana.
Haogopi lolote duniani hapa.

haswaaaaaaaaaaaa................vipi mkole umekolea hukooooo?!?!?! kam anakuona unavyokizungusha somo wa ukwe'e

 

[Katavi]

Mkuu Katavi... Hivi bado unakipenda kifyanyio chako??? Unamfahamu Pou wewe??? Haya danganywa tu.......

Maamaaaaaaa............ Paw huyu huyu au,,,,,,,,huyo labda atanitisha kwa ban na sio ishu nyingine......nitatangaza vita ya hatari, unakufahamu Lyamba Lya Mfipa???

 

[Katavi]

Unamtafutia BAN Katavi-?

Huyu hanitakii mema kabisa mwenzake....

 

[FirstLady1]

Katavi Kifurushi kilikuwa hakisomi
karibu tena

 

[Katavi]

Katavi Kifurushi kilikuwa hakisomi
karibu tena

Ha ha ha haaah!! Asante FirstLady1, majukumu tu ndio yanatufanya tupotee kiaina kama Husninyo anavyoingia humu kwa ku-dip....oooh shit sorry, KUBEEP...

 

[Katavi]

Mtoa mada!
Hapa mimi sijihami, wala sijitetei!
Najiamini my wife YNNAH hapokonyeki kattu!
As a matter of
fact , i know very well how to satisfy my wf at bedroom performance!
You can't b a player as if you don't know how to intrigue, seduce or satisfied a woman!
Always i'm smooth operator.

Pole.......laiti ungejua...!!

 

[Watu8]

Kaka yangu watu8 amesema anaangalia atakayekuja na mahari kubwa kupita wote ndio atanichukua.......so kama wewe unajijua hela zako za manati bora upitemo mbali

Umemjibu vyema Mr Pendapenda Erickb52...maana naona anaisakama kweli familia yetu...loh!!!

 

[YNNAH]

Pole.......laiti ungejua...!!

Angejua nini? Katavi usiniharibie jamani. Nampenda Judgement tu.