Nimerudi Naombeni Mwongozo......

[Mamndenyi]

presha tayari hata hivi
nameza panadol.

Binamu Madame B taratibu maana utamfanya Mamndenyi apate presha bure wakati wewe ni binamu tu nyama ya hamu
Nsuri ruksa nenda kwa binamu Madame B ila Ben Saanane alikukamata ujue huna kucha na meno na kifanyio

 

[Nsuri]

Binamu Madame B taratibu maana utamfanya Mamndenyi apate presha bure wakati wewe ni binamu tu nyama ya hamu
Nsuri ruksa nenda kwa binamu Madame B ila Ben Saanane alikukamata ujue huna kucha na meno na kifanyio

Shukrani shem, na nakuahidi Madame B harudi tena kwa Ben Saanane

 

[Madame B]

hauamini
lakini mimi nakwambia amini tu kuwa
i am alone.

Me too, i am alone.

 

[Madame B]

Shukrani shem, na nakuahidi Madame B harudi tena kwa Ben Saanane

Hebu rudia tena, kama sijakusikia Nsuri.

 

[Nsuri]

Umeshiba binamu?
Naona ulikuwa lunch.

Mr Rocky usimtishe Nsuri, rafiki yangu Ben Saanane ameenda kuongeza nguvu kule Kusini.
Hivo ruksa kunimiliki.
Afu Mamndenyi kwani mkeo au anakupigia misele?

Karibu nyumbani baby, nakuahidi hutamkumbuka tena Ben Saanane. Jamani natangaza kuanzia leo Madame B yuko kwangu....Taratibu zingine mtafahamishwa
CC: Ben Saanane, Mr Rocky

 

[Judgement]

Sasa dada yangu Madame B hapo ndio unanifundisha nini?

Whaaat?
It's a subject!

 

[Mr Rocky]

presha tayari hata hivi
nameza panadol.

Presha ya nini sasa Mamndenyi wakati huyu Madame B ni binamu yangu tuu na Paloma na Passion Lady wote ni binamu na nafikiri hata Dena Amsi nae ni binamu pia usiwe na wasi wasi

 

[Judgement]

Mtoa mada!
Hapa mimi sijihami, wala sijitetei!
Najiamini my wife YNNAH hapokonyeki kattu!
As a matter of
fact , i know very well how to satisfy my wf at bedroom performance!
You can't b a player as if you don't know how to intrigue, seduce or satisfied a woman!
Always i'm smooth operator.

 

[Mamndenyi]

kwa nani sasa?

Me too, i am alone.

 

[Mamndenyi]

'like' imepata kigugumizi.

Mtoa mada!
Hapa mimi sijihami, wala sijitetei!
Najiamini my wife YNNAH hapokonyeki kattu!
As a matter of
fact , i know very well how to satisfy my wf at bedroom performance!
You can't b a player as if you don't know how to intrigue, seduce or satisfied a woman!
Always i'm smooth operator.

 

[Mamndenyi]

fungua chuo
mbona wengi hivyo
mmmh

Presha ya nini sasa Mamndenyi wakati huyu Madame B ni binamu yangu tuu na Paloma na Passion Lady wote ni binamu na nafikiri hata Dena Amsi nae ni binamu pia usiwe na wasi wasi

 

[Arushaone]

presha tayari hata hivi
nameza panadol.

Pole mwaya...mkataa pema.....

 

[Mamndenyi]

.........pabaya panamwita...........
hii ni ya zamani sana
ila asante.

Pole mwaya...mkataa pema.....

 

[Arushaone]

Kwani bado unan'taka?
Funguka tu mtalaka wangu.
Copy kwa mkeo wa kwanya: Mamndenyi.

Kwani ushaachika kwa Ben Saanane? BTW Mimi nimeamua kuwa singo mpaka nitakapooteshwa!

 

[Arushaone]

nenda kule siasani kuna bi shosti mmoja kaingia kwa mbwembwe juzi juzi tena anasimamia mambo ya kujenga nyumba ukwamuwahi kama Mwita Maranya atakuwa hajakuwahi.

Unamtafutia BAN Katavi-?

 

[Madame B]

Karibu nyumbani baby, nakuahidi hutamkumbuka tena Ben Saanane. Jamani natangaza kuanzia leo Madame B yuko kwangu....Taratibu zingine mtafahamishwa
CC: Ben Saanane, Mr Rocky

Mie nakaa pembeni.
Namsubiri wa kupita apite.

 

[Arushaone]

Mimi nataka nijue divorce date yake ili nichukue jumla

Unadhani Madame B kapewa talaka ki-ukweli basi Nsuri? Anapima upepo wako tu huyo. Na usijaribu man! Chezeiya KINO CLAN weye?

 

[Madame B]

Whaaat?
It's a subject!

Tulia shem.
Nitambeba mdogo wangu.
Au unabisha?

 

[Binti Magufuli]

Nawewe fanya ufisadi sasa.
Mbona malighafi zimejaaaa
ila Mrembo by Nature yuko booked incase Kipipi na Chocs wakinizingua

Kaka yangu watu8 amesema anaangalia atakayekuja na mahari kubwa kupita wote ndio atanichukua.......so kama wewe unajijua hela zako za manati bora upitemo mbali

 

[Madame B]

Kwani ushaachika kwa Ben Saanane? BTW Mimi nimeamua kuwa singo mpaka nitakapooteshwa!

Mie naachika unafikiri?
Thubutu.