Nimerudi Naombeni Mwongozo......

[Arushaone]

Sasa dada yangu Madame B hapo ndio unanifundisha nini?

Mpotezee huyo! Mzima bibie? Hivi bado uko na yule babu aitwaye Judgement? Vijana wenzio twakushangaa ujue!

 

[Nsuri]

Naam...!!! Nsuri Umeniita?

Mimi sijakuita na wala sikufahamu, naongea na Mamndenyi

 

[Madame B]

Acha kumpotosha YNNAH bhana!

YNNAH ni mdogo wangu "toka nitoke"
kwa hiyo ananisikiliza mie dada yake.
Na hana ubavu wa kunipinga.
Kwanza Arushaone, ulipotelea wapi?
Ushaoa?
Na siku utakayooa, napiga samasoti hapa mpaka Zenji.

 

[Nsuri]

Mie nawaangalia.
Mshindi ataondoka na mimi.
Copy: Binamu yangu Mr Rocky.

Mbona sasa uko njia panda??sogea kipande yangu basi??

 

[Nsuri]

Shem afu Nsuri kasema hakuogopi.

Unadhani naogopa huo mwili??nina wasiwasi na kucha zangu na macho yangu

 

[Madame B]

Mpotezee huyo! Mzima bibie? Hivi bado uko na yule babu aitwaye Judgement? Vijana wenzio twakushangaa ujue!

Muache shemeji yangu Judgement apumue.
Hv unadhani mdogo wangu atakukubali?
Aolewe na mwamaume ambae alimuoa dada ake?
Utajijuuu...

 

[Madame B]

Unadhani naogopa huo mwili??nina wasiwasi na kucha zangu na macho yangu

Huyo ndio shemeji yangu sosoliso bhana.
Haogopi lolote duniani hapa.

 

[Mr Rocky]

Binamu, ngoja Ben Saanane akusikie

Binamu Madame B kwa sasa wewe kula raha Ben Saanane anasuluhisha mambo ya gesi mtwara huko na kuna kampeni za udiwani kwa hiyo yuko busy Nsuri yuko single unaweza mfanya kidumu
Ila mbona Nsuri anafanana na Erickb52 macho juu maana naona mara Paloma mara Madame B mbona haeleweki

 

[YNNAH]

Acha kumpotosha YNNAH bhana!

umeona eeh Arushaone dada anavyonipotosha?

 

[Madame B]

Nilimuonya Ben Saanane lakini hakusikia ona sasa anavyokatiwa waziwazi

nitonye kesho alfajiri hesabu kucha zako na meno.
Utasutwa na MKODOBWE INC.
Copy katibu wangu: mwaJ.

 

[Katavi]

Nawewe fanya ufisadi sasa.
Mbona malighafi zimejaaaa
ila Mrembo by Nature yuko booked incase Kipipi na Chocs wakinizingua

Hebu niweke wazi, ume-book wapi na wapi ili nisije kukuingilia kwenye koloni lako.

 

[Madame B]

umeona eeh Arushaone dada anavyonipotosha?

UNANISIKILIZA MIE DADAYO AU UNAMSIKILIZA Arushaone?
Jibu fasta kabla sijaachana undugu na wewe.

 

[Mr Rocky]

Mimi sijakuita na wala sikufahamu, naongea na Mamndenyi

Hivi wewe Nsuri unatafuta ban au untaka nikuweke kwenye list ya most wanted na kucha zako na meno yako tuyatoe bila ganzi
Mwache Mamndenyi wangu kabisa wala usimguse
Copy binamu zangu Paloma na Madame B

 

[YNNAH]

Muache shemeji yangu Judgement apumue.
Hv unadhani mdogo wangu atakukubali?
Aolewe na mwamaume ambae alimuoa dada ake?
Utajijuuu...

dada hapa umeongea maneno yenye busara sana, yani Arushaone alie tu Judgement ndio mpango mzima.

 

[Katavi]

Mimi sijakuita na wala sikufahamu, naongea na Mamndenyi

Mbona umetaja jina langu kama hunifahamu hahahaaah!!!

 

[sosoliso]

Copy: sosoliso

Aiseee shem nimeona huyu kijana Nsuri anatafuta matatizo..

Shem, hv una habari kuwa shem wako Kala anataka arivenji udiwani?
My huy Ben Saanane yuko Mtwara anaamulia mtiti wa huko.

Habari ya kutaka kurudia udiwani sijaipata.. Ila ninakuaminia shem ukienda kumpigia kampeni lazima apite..

Ila shem hicho kidumu chako Ben Saanane awe makini maana anatafutwa mtu wa kutolewa kucha na meno bila ya ganzi ili awe mfano kwa wamakonde huko..

 

[Mamndenyi]

Arushaone haujambo lakini.

Chezeiya sharubu za kike weye? Mamndenyi cheboko aisee!

 

[Katavi]

Hivi wewe Nsuri unatafuta ban au untaka nikuweke kwenye list ya most wanted na kucha zako na meno yako tuyatoe bila ganzi
Mwache Mamndenyi wangu kabisa wala usimguse
Copy binamu zangu Paloma na Madame B

Nsuri chondechonde na Mamndenyi utapatwa na makubwa zaidi ya yale niliyopatwa jana, unaona mwenye mali anavyopiga mkwara....

 

[Madame B]

Binamu Madame B kwa sasa wewe kula raha Ben Saanane anasuluhisha mambo ya gesi mtwara huko na kuna kampeni za udiwani kwa hiyo yuko busy Nsuri yuko single unaweza mfanya kidumu
Ila mbona Nsuri anafanana na Erickb52 macho juu maana naona mara Paloma mara Madame B mbona haeleweki

Binamu yangu Mr Rocky, tangu awali nilisema humu ndani hakuna "Husband Material" kuna "Wa Kuchunwa Material".
Kuanzia kaka Erickb52 mpaka nitonye.
Akina Bishanga ndo kabsaaaa... Hawafai hata kwa kulumangia.
Binamu, nampenda sana my Huz.
Nsuri katoka Mtwara leo.

 

[YNNAH]

UNANISIKILIZA MIE DADAYO AU UNAMSIKILIZA Arushaone?
Jibu fasta kabla sijaachana undugu na wewe.

dada Arushaone simsikilizi hata moja ila kwa mafiga 3 dada mh!!!