Mniache kasie mie

[Kasie]

Hivi kila mtu akiweka hapa masahibu anayopambana nayo mtaani patatosha kweli? Huwezi kuwazuia watu kusema au kuwaza vyovyote wanavyotaka wao!

Aliyekwamnia JF ni ndoo ya maji kuwa itajaa nani? we kama unasera mwaga huna wacha Kasie amwage yaliyomjkaa moyoni. Sina shoga wala shosti humu ndo namwaga yote yanayonitokea.

 

[Kasie]

Duh kumbe jamaa ni nyani???

Nyani Ngabu babu Asprin anakuita huku

 

[Kasie]

Mie Kasinde nasubiria umbwage yule wa dubai ushiboy mie nimchukue nikakae dubai.

Cc The Boss

Hahahahaaaaaaaaaa, haya The Boss amekuja kujeje hapa......!!!!
ushiboy nimemfungia kwenye chupa, nikimfungulia ndo utampata kwa saa hii endelea kusubiri

 

[Kasie]

''Shimo La Panya Halizibwi Kwa Mkate'':jf member

Hahahahahaaaa muulize babu Asprin atakwambia, nilikutana na jamaa akawa anajaribu kujaza kishimo cha kati kijae basi kumwaga mara 5 jasholinamtoka, macho pima, anahemea mdomoni kama alikuwa anafukuzwa na simba hahahahahahahaaaa, halafu Kasie yuko gado anasubiria kichupa kijae, nusura jamaa roho imtoke hehehehheheheee
akabakia tuu water... water... water!!!!

 

[Kasie]

Kasinde endelea kula ujana utakunya uzee

Wananiita popo nakesha club, sina week end mie ni kujirusha monday to monday, sasa iga uone.....

 

[Kasie]

...hongera kwa kuwa auditor

Thank you Doctor ..................

 

[Nyani Ngabu]

Nyani Ngabu babu Asprin anakuita huku

What's going on up in here...?

 

[Kasie]

Kasi Unajiuza Humu Jf Kw Style Hyo, Una Nin Weye Kuwashnda Wenzako, Mara Umebak Ofsn Wanaume Wanakusumbua, Leo Una Lingne, Limbuken Weee

About turn, kwa hatua za haraka haraka mbeleee tembea hip hop hip hop hip hop

 

[Kasie]

Kuna watu wameuteka uzi huu

umeona eeeh, nawaangalia tuu mwisho wa mambo yao nawapelekea bili, maana hawawezi tumia airtime yangu bure bure.

 

[Asprin]

Hahahahahaaaa muulize babu Asprin atakwambia, nilikutana na jamaa akawa anajaribu kujaza kishimo cha kati kijae basi kumwaga mara 5 jasholinamtoka, macho pima, anahemea mdomoni kama alikuwa anafukuzwa na simba hahahahahahahaaaa, halafu Kasie yuko gado anasubiria kichupa kijae, nusura jamaa roho imtoke hehehehheheheee
akabakia tuu water... water... water!!!!

Heheheheeh kishimo kipi hicho jamaa alishindwa kukijaza???

 

[Kasie]

What's going on up in here...?

Missing u pumpkin NN, though I thought babu Asprin was calling u

 

[Valentina]

Mie Kasinde nasubiria umbwage yule wa dubai ushiboy mie nimchukue nikakae dubai.

Cc The Boss

Umetaja hilo jina mapigo ya moyo yakapunguza speed!

 

[Kasie]

Heheheheeh kishimo kipi hicho jamaa alishindwa kukijaza???

Kipochi manyoya looh

 

[Valentina]

Hahahaha.... Utakufa nacho kijiba cha roho. Mimi na Apologise lady hatujafahamiana gulioni Katerero.

Kwa taarifa yako ananilelea kichanga changu ndani ya tumbo lake takatifu. Kazi ilifanyika mchana wakati mvua inanyesha. Lazima tutoe copy ya Cleopatra.

Mmh sikuwezi babu wee!

 

[Kasie]

Maamboo

 

[Asprin]

Kipochi manyoya looh

ahhhh.... kile tena? Babu yangu kajaribu kukijaza cha bibi yangu kwa zaidi ya miaka 70 na kachemka.... Nani huyu anayetaka kukijaza kwa raundi tano??

Mmh sikuwezi babu wee!

Utaniweza bibi wee, ukiamua hutashindwa.

 

[Nyani Ngabu]

Missing u pumpkin NN, though I thought babu Asprin was calling u

Miss you more baby boo.

 

[Asprin]

Missing u pumpkin NN, though I thought babu Asprin was calling u

Wivu sina ila roho inauma. Hivi ni kwanini mimi huwa hunimisigi??

Mi nakasirikaga sana mimi....

 

[The Monk]

Aliyekwamnia JF ni ndoo ya maji kuwa itajaa nani? we kama unasera mwaga huna wacha Kasie amwage yaliyomjkaa moyoni. Sina shoga wala shosti humu ndo namwaga yote yanayonitokea.

Nimekusoma!

 

[BAK]

bam bam kabisa ni aje kipande chako?

Maamboo