Manchester United (Red Devils) | Special Thread

[the say]

Ntuzu hongera yenu
Ingawa style yenu aaaseh ni komesha Mourinho anataka record ya makombe tu na sio perfomance ya timu na ladha mbalimbali

Ladha husahaulika ila kombe hubaki historia

 

[the say]

Hahahaaa daah eti Hiyo ndo Master Plan yao..!!
Title contenders (Watanisamehe siwezi iita Chelsea a big team) kwa kucheza Under Dogs for 95 minutes while parking the bus.... if with that performance deserves the championship, no wonder English football is shite both in Europe and Internationally..

Sizitaki mbichi hizi

 

[the say]

Yaani unacheza nyumbani kwa 30% possession?!? Hivi washabiki wa rentboys uwa mnashangilia?!?

1-0 point 76

 

[privacy]

LvG
"We were the dominant team on the pitch but lost and, in football, the result is everything.
I've told the boys in the dressing room that every week we are making an improvement. That's the most important thing."
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"The main goal is we're progressing as a team and playing attractive football. We have done that today, but we need results. It's not always the better team that wins."

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#Red &Proud
Usiku mwema kwenu wote wana #MUFC , wenye jukwaa na wapitaji pia, amani kwenu... ✌🏿️

 

[the say]

Kwa 18th century football rentboys waliyocheza (30% possession at home &#128563😉 ni vigumu kuvunja hilo basi. Kama umeangalia post-match interview ya Maureen kaonyesha kabisa nia yake ilikuwa ni kupata points 3 tu.

Nakumbuka alivyocheza na West Ham (walivyopaki basi) alilalamika sana na kusema W. Ham walicheza 18th century football. Na kuponda sana mfumo huo. Leo kala matapishi yake!!

Basi siku nyingine tutaenda mbele wote afu mtapewa mpira mkafunge

 

[Kunguru Mjanja]

Game ya leo imeniuma sana.
Chelsea hakustahili kabisa kushinda hii mechi bas tu.

Nilisema mimi lakini, Kuwa Mourinho ni tactics genius..

 

[guti]

Game ya leo imeniuma sana.
Chelsea hakustahili kabisa kushinda hii mechi bas tu.

basi mmeshinda nyinyi mmoja bila..

 

[Peculiar]

We sijui umekunywa viroba..kiufundi na kimbinu ni tofauti? Mbinu ndio zinazaa ufundi kama hujui

We ndo pumba pumba!
Sasa unataka kusema mbinu na ufundi sawa!? Hahahahah!

Basi manyuu waliwazidi chelsea kwa mbinu,c ndo unataka nseme ivo ili ulidhike.

 

[Kunguru Mjanja]

Haya wiki ijayo unaungana na mimi au unaungana na Arsenal..
Cc; everlenk, kitwala

 

[everlenk]

Poleni sana man u fans
cc Bulldog and everlenk

Asante mtani tumeshapoa

 

[guti]

Safari hii tutawakabidhi goli 3. Sanchez, Giroud, Ozil watatupia magoli huku DDG akilia na mabeki wake Scholes akigeuka bubu, the Neville brother watakuwa vipofu.

wenzio walisena hivyo hivyo siku mbili zilizopita,sasa washaanza oooh wanapaki basi,wengine tumefungwa na refa wengine carrick hakuwepo...anda na wewe sababu zako mapema...

 

[Edson]

polen jaman.....nimepita kuwahani...ungu awape moyo wa wepesi katka kipindi hiki kigumu

 

[everlenk]

Haya wiki ijayo unaungana na mimi au unaungana na Arsenal..
Cc; everlenk, kitwala

Tutalipaki basi tena siyo ehhh?? Sawa.....

 

[rubaman]

wenzio walisena hivyo hivyo siku mbili zilizopita,sasa washaanza oooh wanapaki basi,wengine tumefungwa na refa wengine carrick hakuwepo...anda na wewe sababu zako mapema...

Mkuu naona unashika Live wire zenye Voltage 15000 kabla ya kuzima main Switch kwanza. Soma nilichokuwa namaanisha halafu uje tena.

 

[Kunguru Mjanja]

Tutalipaki basi tena siyo ehhh?? Sawa.....

It's all about strategies, tunataka kushinda tutafanya hivyo tu.
Unakumbuka nilikuambia hata kwa njia za panya

 

[Ubumuntu]

Stats lie big time sir na wewe unajua hilo.

Au tuseme they dont lie:

15 shots on goal....ONLY 2 on target. Jiulize hiyo possession ilikuwa inaenda wapi kama sio back passes za Mata..wacheni kulalalmika.

Drink dat bitter cup u cant beat us..kalaghabaho.

Chifu wapi nimelalamika?!?

Unajua maana ya kulalamika?

Kusema Rentboys walicheza 18th century footie ni kulalamika? Kwani stats si zinaonyesha how defensive was Chelshit?!?

Anyway, mmeshinda hilo ndilo la muhimu. Hongereni.

 

[Ed n Edd nEddy]

Asante mtani tumeshapoa

Mjipange kwa game ijayo mtani au siyo

 

[Mentor]

Hatufiki mbali wapi? Jose ni defensive kocha hilo liko wazi. Unategemea kucheza mbinu gani wakati timu nzima mmebaki kwenye half yenu, leo hadi Oscar alikuwa defensive midfielder. Tumewafunga Man City, Arsenal, Liverpool, Spurs, Southampton

The history men..mi nilitaka uniambie kwa game ya leo. Exceptionalitu yenu ilikuwa wapi?

Mou anajua mlichokuwa mnataka ndiyo maana kafanya.

Heheheheheh ngoja nicheke defensive midfielder ka assist goli la ushindiiiii hahahahahahahha...

Nilikuwa naangalia mechi yetu kwa muda mrefu. Hata hivyo naomba kuuliza.. grafani11 mbona sikusikii unaongelea kikosi kilichopangwa leo?Young, Mata na Fellaini waliwekwa kapuni. Ile mipira ya kulengesha kichwani kwa Fellaini ilipigwa au?

Thank you rubaman

 

[Wacha1]

Nasikia mmekula mkong'oto leo khe khe khe khe khe khe khe kheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

 

[rubaman]

Timu imecheza vizuri, Jose kama kawaida yake akishapaki basi huwezi fanya lolote,I hope Carrick au Blind atarudi next game ili Rooney arudi kucheza striker

Wanadai ni Master class. Mourinho ni mviziaji tu, anapaki basi halafu anasubiri timu nyingine zifanye makosa. Anyway, kuna siku bahati zinakimbia kama vs PSG. Jumapili ijayo atacheza hivi hivi 3 defenders 2 defensive Midfielders, then atasubiri Arsenal wafanye makosa yao(cannot blame Chelsea tukifanya makosa) kama ilivyo kawaida ya Arsenal vs Chelsea OR Arsenal vs Manchester United.