Manchester United (Red Devils) | Special Thread

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Hahahahaaaaaaaa....sasa kama Spurs alipiga mkono unategemea nini kwa Man U.

Tatizo mnaongea tu bila kuangalia ukweli!

Spurs alikuja darajani nikamfunga goli 2 bila na nikaenda kwake akanifunga goli 5 kwa tatu...hapa huoni km tuko sawa?

Alafu fainal ya Capital One nikamfunga 2 bila...nani mbabe hapo?

 

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MANCHESTER IS RED
Manchester United scored 4 goals to win the 169th Manchesterderby and move up 4 points ahead of City... Here's 10 things we learned:
1. Revenge, at last. Things are right.
2. Rooney was right: We're a smiling thismorning.
3. Ashley Young, people. Ashley Young has displacedLuke Shaw and Angel di Maria. Rake a bow, son!
4. Seeing The Big Fella scoring from a header...What else is out there? Amazing.
5. So, was that a David De Gea assist?
6. Speaking of assists, Wayne Rooney had aphenomenal 2nd half. He made moves, man.
7. Every wing is now sexy and has it's own style.On the right, there's the threesome triangles between Herrera, Mata andValencia that you just cannot break..
8. While on the right, Blind and Young chew theground and seem determined to play right on the edge of the line.
9. Phil Jones looks like the player SAF said he'dbe. Amazing.
10. Chris Smalling's got swag. After being on topof things, he scored... Perfect.
10.1 Juan Mata drinks the milk of magic. If you seethe run he made for that goal... You'll appreciate him more. And he's defendingvery well.
10.2 Speaking of defending, Valencia has alsodisplaced Rafael. His understanding is better than before and he doesn't looklike he's about to get a card ��.
10.3 And going on about card, how disciplined isthe team now? Except for the Rooney tantrum, that's how you play a derby.
10.4 Van Gaal was right... Although he seems rightabout everything now; We can walk singing thisweek because we're better and we have the bragging rights.
~ what else did you learn from thegame? I say, brag away.... ‪#‎believe‪#‎GGMU ‪#‎uniteddamu

 

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[Ntuzu]

Hakuna chochote hapo, Fellain si mali kitu mbele ya chelsea, wewe mwenyewe utamshangaa, Mata alikosa namba pale, hata leo hawezi pata namba. Man u mmepumua kidogo lakini jumamosi hesabuni maumivu! Hapo ndipo panaitwa darajani mwisho wa reli!

Mi nashangaa imekua Fulaini Fulaini.....kwa kipi hasa alichonacho huyu?

 

[sister]

Mwambie muhudumu akuongezee na jack daniels moja

dah sasa wewe unataka nisiamke.....

 

[JOAQUEM]

Mrudisheni basi ktk hiyo mechi ili msije mkasingizia Chicharito hayupo!

Siku hiyo Mata atapewa lawama.za.bure tu....baada ya kupeleka msiba Darajan

 

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Mi nashangaa imekua Fulaini Fulaini.....kwa kipi hasa alichonacho huyu?

Muulize yaya toure

 

[Ntuzu]

Siku hiyo Mata atapewa lawama.za.bure tu....baada ya kupeleka msiba Darajan

Mata ana nini huyu mpk apewe lawama? Huyo anawafaa nyie tu.

 

[Ntuzu]

Muulize yaya toure

Toure ule mzigo? Alafu Carrick na Herrera ndio waliomdhibiti Toure. Sema nimuulize Fenandinho au Milner hiyo kz ya Fulaini

 

[mfarisayo]

Mi nashangaa imekua Fulaini Fulaini.....kwa kipi hasa alichonacho huyu?

Siku hiyo ndo utajua Fulaini ni nani, Angalia mechi ya Kwanza uone Fabrigas alivyowekwa kwapani

 

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[h=1]Van Gaal apologises after Carrick limps off[/h]Louis van Gaal has apologised for using his substitutions too early against Manchester City after Michael Carrick was forced off late on at Old Trafford.
With United leading comfortably and van Gaal out of changes, the midfielder had to head straight down the tunnel, struggling with a tight calf, leaving the Reds to play out the closing stages with 10 men. Sergio Aguero then pulled a goal back to make it 4-2 and the Dutchman says the situation took a little of the gloss off the victory as he regretted altering his side too hastily in the second half.
"At the end, Michael Carrick needed to be changed but I could not substitute him," he toldMUTV. "He was very wise to step out of the game with my permission. I hope he is not injured."
The boss added on Sky Sports: "Of course, the result [at the time] is fantastic, 4-1,"But then I had to bring Carrick off, it was a little bit stupid of me. I wanted to give all of my players minutes because they have been working so hard. Wayne [Rooney] had to play as a holding midfielder, and it was difficult.
"The second half was much better than the first and I think that, until the moment Michael went off, we were fantastic."

 

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Siku hiyo ndo utajua Fulaini ni nani, Angalia mechi ya Kwanza uone Fabrigas alivyowekwa kwapani

Kuna watu watano wakipangwa siku hiyo watatu tu hao viungo wenu watapotea wote!

 

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Kuna watu watano wakipangwa siku hiyo watatu tu hao viungo wenu watapotea wote!

Umeanza kuweweseka mapema sana

 

[Ntuzu]

Umeanza kuweweseka mapema sana

Kuweweseka nini? Mourinho akichagua hao watatu ktk hao watano mnapotea.

 

[mfarisayo]

Kuweweseka nini? Mourinho akichagua hao watatu ktk hao watano mnapotea.

Mechi ya Kwanza hakuwachagua? Chelsea kuna kiungo gani wa maana zaidi ya Matic na Fabregas?

 

[Ntuzu]

Mechi ya Kwanza hakuwachagua? Chelsea kuna kiungo gani wa maana zaidi ya Matic na Fabregas?

Kumbe unawafahamu? Sasa hebu hapo kwa Matic apewe pacha wake Zouma au Obi alafu hao wawili wafanye kz ya kukaba tu! Then huyo Faby, Hazard na Willian wakae mbele tu kukushambulia wakiwa na Remy..uone km utachomoka wewe!

Na hivi ndivo Mou atakavopanga!

Matic lazima asimame na Obi au Zouma siku hiyo kuhakikisha mnakufa kabisa hapo kati!

 

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Kumbe unawafahamu? Sasa hebu hapo kwa Matic apewe pacha wake Zouma au Obi alafu hao wawili wafanye kz ya kukaba tu! Then huyo Faby, Hazard na Willian wakae mbele tu kukushambulia wakiwa na Remy..uone km utachomoka wewe!

Na hivi ndivo Mou atakavopanga!

Matic lazima asimame na Obi au Zouma siku hiyo kuhakikisha mnakufa kabisa hapo kati!

Mechi ya kwanza hawakuwepo hao wote? Any way tusibishane sana siku hiyo itafika utajionea mwenyewe

 

[mfarisayo]

Kumbe unawafahamu? Sasa hebu hapo kwa Matic apewe pacha wake Zouma au Obi alafu hao wawili wafanye kz ya kukaba tu! Then huyo Faby, Hazard na Willian wakae mbele tu kukushambulia wakiwa na Remy..uone km utachomoka wewe!

Na hivi ndivo Mou atakavopanga!

Matic lazima asimame na Obi au Zouma siku hiyo kuhakikisha mnakufa kabisa hapo kati!

Chelsea kwa sasa ipo hoi mechi nyingi mnachomoka kwa shida sana gem ya Hull na QPR mlikuwa hoi sana

 

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Chelsea kwa sasa ipo hoi mechi nyingi mnachomoka kwa shida sana gem ya Hull na QPR mlikuwa hoi sana

Tunajua ni kwanini hivi vitimu vidogo vibishi...lkn jambo zuri ni kwamba tumeshida.

Tunakusubiri wewe timu kubwa uje uone kz.

 

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Mechi ya kwanza hawakuwepo hao wote? Any way tusibishane sana siku hiyo itafika utajionea mwenyewe

Nakwambia hivi Matic atapewa pacha wake ktk hawa wawili, Obi au Zouma... Alafu pale nyuma ya Remy atakuwepo Faby.

Na ili kukata nguvu yenu kabisa..Willian ataanzia benchi na huo upande atacheza Ramires.. Kz kwake Mata na Blind huo upande! Yani nyie mtawekewa timu ngumu km chuma cha pua.

Alafu natanguliza pole kwa Valencia maana siku hiyo Hazard atamtengua nyonga!