Manchester United (Red Devils) | Special Thread

[IamMrLiverpool]

Vita yako dhidi ya Onana sijui itakwisha lini.

🤣🤣

 

[mkorea]

Erik ten Hag: "We weren't good enough today, but Garnacho's goal at Arsenal back in September was not offside."

 

[Detective J]

Ifike mahali man u wafanye overhaul, hiyo team ni tatizo

 

[arsenal2004]

Yan bado mna matumain hewaa... Angalia gemu za kipara alafu angalia za kwako 😂😂😂

Sisi hatushindi kibahati....tunakudunda na mpira unachezewa...hata kipara kakiri...Sasa mjiandae

 

[HENRY14]

Mje na kombe lenu la 3 phase tutawaonesha maajabu😂

Kila siku tunaambiwa tusiende uwanjani na matokeo. Ila kwa hii Man Utd, ni ngumu kwa shabiki kutoenda na matokeo aisee. Sisi tunaiona wiki kwa nunge iko nje nje kabisa pale matofali ya kuchoma.

 

[HENRY14]

Tusichaguliane matani. Likimtoka mtu limemtoka km ambavyo wewe linakutoka bila kujali limekaaje kwake.

Je tunaweza kuwa na matani bila kuwa na matusi?

 

[Gwajo]

Man U imekua kama Timu za Marekani na Saudia, kupokea wachezaji walio-Staafu na wa - mikopo (Refer..... Case, Varane, Ericksen, Amrabat etc.). Sometimes unaweza kusema kama vile timu imekosa skauti imara ya kufatilia wachezaji wenye uwezo. Timu ikiwa ya Biashara itakua kwa ajili ya kupiga Pesa tu na si vinginevyo. Wamiliki, viongozi pamoja na wachezaji wao ni kusubilia miamala huku Mashabiki wakingoja eti Vikombe( Trophy).

 

[BUSH BIN LADEN]

Kichwa cha mwendawazimu

 

[Aigle]

Fukuza wachezaji wote na kocha na management.

 

[The Professor]

Hii timu imekua ya kibwege sana yaani too much, fukuza takataka zote michezaiji inaboa sana

 

[Southern Highland]

Je tunaweza kuwa na matani bila kuwa na matusi?

Always. Peace first.

 

[IamMrLiverpool]

Tafuteni kipa wa kueleweka

Naendelea kusisitiza tafuteni kipa wa kueleweka

 

[Bukayo Saka]

tanga tangazo tangazo

 

[HENRY14]

Always. Peace first.

Sahihi kabisa. Ndiyo maana si vizuri kuitana majina ya kimatusi, lakini majina ya kiutani ni sawa. Ndiyo maana tunakubali kuitwa Asenyani na nyie tunawaita Chelkenge. Maneno na matusi ya nguoni si vizuri kutumia.

 

[mkorea]

Naua Tanga (crystal palace studium) nazika tarime (old traford)

Hii punchline ya msanii gani wadau?

 

[Selikavu]

Crystal Palace hakuna mchezaji wa timu kubwa ukiwasajili imekula kwako.

Olise na Eze ni wachezaji wa kawaida sana angalia maamuzi yao mengi uwanjani ni faulty.

Binafsi naamini Eze ana kitu ila Olise sina cha kumtetea😀

 

[Selikavu]

Olise na Anthony hawana tofauti yoyote kiuchezaji.

Na tukienda hovyo tutapigwa mno

 

[verifaidi yuza]

Picha za tarehe 12 Mei 2024 zimeanza kuvuja

 

[Selikavu]

Erik ten Hag: "We weren't good enough today, but Garnacho's goal at Arsenal back in September was not offside."View attachment 2983083

Daah 😂

 

[Waterbender]

A plane with 5 passengers was about to crash mid-air and there were only 4 parachutes.
The first passenger is Cristiano Ronaldo : I'm the world's best footballer, and my fans still need me.
He takes one parachute and jumps. The second passenger is Elon Musk: l am the founder of SpaceX and king of the electric vehicle industry. I'm an influence. He takes another one and jumps.
The third passenger was Erik Eleven Bag: I'm the Manager of Manchester United FC and l'm one of the most creative, most intelligent, and well-remembered football players. He takes one and jumps.
The fourth passenger was me.
said to the 5th passenger, an 8-year-old girl, sacrifice my life for yours." But the girl replied, "No need for that, there are 2 parachutes left."
"How is that possible?" asked.
The girl replied, "That United FC Manager took my school bag."