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[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Kumbe leo ipo holiday mkuu hajahairisha

Ilikuwa very close useme "hajaharisha?" Nimecheka sana mkuu. Hili tatizo la kuchanganya vowels za Kiswahili na h- wakati mwingine ni TATIZO!!!

 

[Glenn]

Ilikuwa very close useme "hajaharisha?" Nimecheka sana mkuu. Hili tatizo la kuchanganya vowels za Kiswahili na h- wakati mwingine ni TATIZO!!!

Umeona eee

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

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You're hitting below the belt with this one...[emoji30][emoji30][emoji30]

 

[Camilo Cienfuegos]

Nafurahi kuzaliwa siku moja na
Usher Raymond
Mathew Le Tissier
Louren mzee wa Polo
Ahmed Musa japo simuamini maana waafrika kwa kufoji

Nasikitika kuwa siku mbaya kwa Mwalimu JK Nyerere na Bruno Metsu

Nawashukuru wote milioniwish na Mungu awabaeiki
Makapuku Forum imenikutanisha na watu wazuri....naomba tuendeleze umoja wetu
Tuvumiliane madhaifu yetu
NB:
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One Love
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Pamoja sana kubwa lao.

 

[Glenn]

Nitamfumua hanijui huyu

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[Glenn]

Nina mke tayari

Nisamehe kama nimekukwaza ni utani tu mkwepa kodi

 

[MKWEPA KODI]

Nisamehe kama nimekukwaza ni utani tu mkwepa kodi

Powa mkuu yameisha

 

[Werrason]

wife:- Darling, how much do you love me ????

Husband:- 82%

Wife:- Huh, why it is not 100% ????

Husband :- 18% VAT is applicable on all transactions.

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*Looku Looku* [emoji102][emoji102]

*Ama Kweli Mkuki Kwa Nguruwe kwa Binadamu Mchungu Skia Hii....!!*

*Ishawahi kutokea Pale nilipokutana njiani na mwalimu aliyekufundisha MATHS secondary afu akaniambia nimuelekeze njia ya kwenda sehemu fulani.*

*_Nenda mbele kama 2KM hivi kisha kata kushoto,ila hakikisha ANGLE inakuwa ni 30.5 KUSINI MASHARIKI.Kisha tumia PYTHAGORAS na hakikisha una FOUR FIGURE ili kupata thamani ya ANGLE._*

*Mwalimu alisonya na kuondoka.*[emoji57][emoji57][emoji57][emoji19][emoji19]

*Stakagi ujinga kabisa mimi, wakati ananichapa alifikiri sifa*[emoji23][emoji23]

[emoji28][emoji119][emoji119] *Mniache Tuu Mimi Sio Kwa Bifu Ilo Aiseee*[emoji125]

 

[Werrason]

```Nilisimamishwa na polisi jana usiku wakaniuliza mbona natembea usiku nikawauliza kwani usiku watu huogelea..```

*Sipendi ujinga mimi*

```Niko kwa landrover sasa hivi i think wananipeleka home...```[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

Wanakupeleka home Hakika

 

[Werrason]

Wazungu wanaita, Leukemia. Sijui nimepatia spelling?

Mh!!!..........[emoji124] [emoji124] [emoji443] [emoji444] [emoji445] tarararaa tatara tatararaaa

 

[Werrason]

Hitler hakuwepo eneo la tukio. Alimtumia makamanda wake.

Hahahaa very clever

 

[Werrason]

Nakuona...!View attachment 417821[emoji125] [emoji125] [emoji125] [emoji125]

Bwahahahahahaaaa[emoji13]

 

[Iyegu]

HEPI BATHIDEI Bitoz punguza mwendo upokee Zawadi.

 

[Werrason]

Haya nenda kaoge sasaView attachment 417828

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[Werrason]

jamani humu kwema??ubize huu jamani nitakuja baadae napokea vichaa hapa mirembe

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[Werrason]

Japo siyo Lushoto
Ngoja nilete niliyopiga na Dada ako
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[emoji15] [emoji15] Leta

 

[Werrason]

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Huyo sio dadangu ni uncle, hebu geuka na shati lako, una mguu mzuri anyway[emoji23] [emoji125] [emoji125]

 

[Glenn]

*Looku Looku* [emoji102][emoji102]

*Ama Kweli Mkuki Kwa Nguruwe kwa Binadamu Mchungu Skia Hii....!!*

*Ishawahi kutokea Pale nilipokutana njiani na mwalimu aliyekufundisha MATHS secondary afu akaniambia nimuelekeze njia ya kwenda sehemu fulani.*

*_Nenda mbele kama 2KM hivi kisha kata kushoto,ila hakikisha ANGLE inakuwa ni 30.5 KUSINI MASHARIKI.Kisha tumia PYTHAGORAS na hakikisha una FOUR FIGURE ili kupata thamani ya ANGLE._*

*Mwalimu alisonya na kuondoka.*[emoji57][emoji57][emoji57][emoji19][emoji19]

*Stakagi ujinga kabisa mimi, wakati ananichapa alifikiri sifa*[emoji23][emoji23]

[emoji28][emoji119][emoji119] *Mniache Tuu Mimi Sio Kwa Bifu Ilo Aiseee*[emoji125]

Sawa

 

[jerrysonkiria]

HEPI BATHIDEI Bitoz punguza mwendo upokee Zawadi.
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Hepibethidei

 

[jerrysonkiria]

*Looku Looku* [emoji102][emoji102]

*Ama Kweli Mkuki Kwa Nguruwe kwa Binadamu Mchungu Skia Hii....!!*

*Ishawahi kutokea Pale nilipokutana njiani na mwalimu aliyekufundisha MATHS secondary afu akaniambia nimuelekeze njia ya kwenda sehemu fulani.*

*_Nenda mbele kama 2KM hivi kisha kata kushoto,ila hakikisha ANGLE inakuwa ni 30.5 KUSINI MASHARIKI.Kisha tumia PYTHAGORAS na hakikisha una FOUR FIGURE ili kupata thamani ya ANGLE._*

*Mwalimu alisonya na kuondoka.*[emoji57][emoji57][emoji57][emoji19][emoji19]

*Stakagi ujinga kabisa mimi, wakati ananichapa alifikiri sifa*[emoji23][emoji23]

[emoji28][emoji119][emoji119] *Mniache Tuu Mimi Sio Kwa Bifu Ilo Aiseee*[emoji125]

Aiseee