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[Camilo Cienfuegos]

Vidonge vya cyanide

hapo sawa.

 

[shululu]

Wapo wengi. Na hapo ndipo nilipogundua Waingereza nao ni wabaguzi tu.

Steve Bruce alitamba sana levo ya klabu akiwa Man Utd akibeba EPL mara 4 lakini hakuwahi kuitwa timu ya taifa ya England.

Enzi za babu

 

[shululu]

Haya ushakuwa sasa hvyo hii michezo yako acha mara mojaView attachment 417811

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[MKWEPA KODI]

Umehisi nini

Mambo yake

 

[Camilo Cienfuegos]

Enzi za babu

Steve Bruce alikuwa hapitwi na mipira ya juu.

Mpaka leo pua yake imepinda.

Alitengeneza kombinesheni ya hatari na Gary Pellister.

 

[Kitombise]

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Nakuona...!

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[Kitombise]

BOSS anamwambia sekretari wake: Wiki hii
tutaenda wote Serena Hotel kwenye mkutano
fanya mipango yote.
SEKRETARI (anamuaga mumewe): Tunaenda
na bosi Serena hotel kwenye mkutano for 1
week.
MUME (anampigia mpango wa kando): Mambo
safi, wife anaenda kikazi Serena, jitayarishe
tujipe raha for 1 week
(Mpango wa kando) anamwambia mwanafunzi
wake wa tution: wiki hii nina kazi fulani
hakuna tution mpaka week ijayo.
MWANAFUNZI anampigia simu sugar daddy
wake ambaye ndo (BOSS): Dear hakuna tution
wiki hii nakuja kwako.....
BOSS anamwambia sekretari wake: Siendi
Serena tena coz mjukuu wangu
atanitembelea.
SEKRETARI: Mume wangu hatuendi Serena
MUME (anampigia Mpango): dah! mpenzi,
huyu mke wangu haendi tena. Shit! So hadi
next time plz
Mpango wa kando a.k.a teacher (anampigia
mwanafunzi): Darasa kama kawaida sorry for
the earlier message.
MWANAFUNZI: darling tution inaendelea
kumbe, so nakuja wiki ijayo!!
BOSS: Sekretari sorry jitayarishe ile safari ya
Serena iko palepale......

 

[MKWEPA KODI]

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Kuna lingine?

Nawashukuru wote mlionwish
Mungu awabariki

NB:
Sihitaji kuanzishiwa thread
..........

Teh teh teh teh teh HBD mzee Bitoz, tunashukuru kwa picha yako

 

[Bitoz]

1999 - Julius Kambarage Nyerere anafariki Dunia.

Alikiwa ni Rais wa kwanza katika historia ya Jamhuri ya Muungano wa Tanzania.

Anajulikana kama Baba wa Taifa, ameongoza nchi hiyo kwa miaka 23 kabla ya kung'atuka na kumuachia Ali Hassan Mwinyi.

Ana mchangi mkubwa sana katika ukombozi wa Bara la Afrika hasa nchi za Kusini mwa Afrika.

Alifariki huko London katika Hospitali ya Mtakatifu Thomas.

RIP
.....

 

[Nyagei]

Wazungu wanaita, Leukemia. Sijui nimepatia spelling?

Na waswahili wanasemaje?

 

[shululu]

Nakuona...!View attachment 417821[emoji125] [emoji125] [emoji125] [emoji125]

umependeza sana aisee

 

[MKWEPA KODI]

Unataka kuolewa???

Nina mke tayari

 

[Kitombise]

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Haya nenda kaoge sasa

 

[Bitoz]

Haya ushakuwa sasa hvyo hii michezo yako acha mara mojaView attachment 417811

Acha ufwalwa
Imba Happy Birthday
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........

 

[Nyagei]

Mambo yake

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[Kitombise]

Acha ufwalwa
Imba Happy Birthday
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........

Utoto acha umeshakuwa mtu mzima sasa

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[MKWEPA KODI]

```Nilisimamishwa na polisi jana usiku wakaniuliza mbona natembea usiku nikawauliza kwani usiku watu huogelea..```

*Sipendi ujinga mimi*

```Niko kwa landrover sasa hivi i think wananipeleka home...```[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

Hahahahaha

 

[MKWEPA KODI]

Ameshaweka nadhani.

Ameficha sura yake hahahahaha

 

[Bitoz]

2013 - Bruno Metsu anafariki Dunia.

Ni kocha wa Kifaransa aliyejipatia mafanikio kwa kuifundisha Senegal na kuifikisha robo fainali ya Kombe la Dunia mwaka 2002 pale Korea Kusini na Japan.

Mchawi mweupe
......

 

[MKWEPA KODI]

Na kwako pia

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