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[Bitoz]

 

[Bitoz]

 

[Bitoz]

 

[Bitoz]

 

[Bitoz]

 

[Jimena]

A man was quarreling with his wife and this is what ensued between them
Man: Ugly slut
Wife: Lazy idiot
Man: Stupid woman
Wife: Pogba

The woman was buried yesterday

Tuachieni Pogba wetu jamani

 

[shululu]

Tuachieni Pogba wetu jamani

Kila mtu pogba pogba wamuache kabisa

 

[Bitoz]

Kila mtu pogba pogba wamuache kabisa

Waache majungu na wivu wa kike
Kwani pesa ya kumnunulia wametoa babu zao?

..........

 

[MKWEPA KODI]

A man was quarreling with his wife and this is what ensued between them
Man: Ugly slut
Wife: Lazy idiot
Man: Stupid woman
Wife: Pogba

The woman was buried yesterday

Mkuu pogba amefanya nini?

 

[makaveli10]

Timu zao tu mimi huwa zinanikosha sana, Enzi hizo tupo kijijini tunachangishana pesa ya kununua gazeti la sani

Mie nilikuwa nalizimikia zaidi bongo.

 

[shululu]

Mkuu pogba amefanya nini?

Pogba hana tatizo,ila wabongo tunamatatizo

 

[makaveli10]

Wee MKWEPA KODI TRA ni mjomba wako ama ni ndugu tu upande wa bibi?

 

[MKWEPA KODI]

Waache majungu na wivu wa kike
Kwani pesa ya kumnunulia wametoa babu zao?

..........

Mkuu kwani amefanya nini?

 

[makaveli10]

Unakutana na kidemu ndani ya miezi miwili kanataka kaje waona wazazi wako. Dada, mi mwenyewe nlikaa miezi 9 tumboni kabla sijawaona wazazi wangu mwenyewe, usiniletee mapenzi ya Mwendokasi.

Sipendagi ujinga mimi

 

[makaveli10]

A man was quarreling with his wife and this is what ensued between them
Man: Ugly slut
Wife: Lazy idiot
Man: Stupid woman
Wife: Pogba

The woman was buried yesterday

 

[Werrason]

UTAMU WA NYUMBA ZA KUPANGA!

Jana neighbor yangu alikuja
akaniambia nipunguze sauti ya radio
anataka kulala.
Leo anapika chapati na mimi
nmemwambia apunguze harufu ya
chapati nataka kula ugali. sipendi ujinga ujue.

 

[Werrason]

Hadithi ya Muntary na Mwalimu wa English:
_TEACHER_ : Who is a pharmacist?

_MUNTARY_ : (raised up his hand.)
TEACHER: So it’s only _Muntary_ that can tell who a pharmacist is in this class? Thus, no body else to answer the question except _Muntary_..?

(There was no reply from the students)

_TEACHER_: Ok. now _Muntary_, chukua hii fimbo, charaza vilaza hawa wote kila mmoja viboko 3.

_Muntary_ (akiwa amevimba kichwa, akawatwanga viboko vitatu vitatu vya kushiba darasa nzima)

TEACHER: Now, my dear _Muntary_ tell this dumb students, who a pharmacist is…?

MUNTARY: Yes, sir. a Pharmacist is a farmer who assists people.

_Muntary_ sasa hivi amelazwa taasisi ya mifupa

 

[Werrason]

 

[MKWEPA KODI]

UTAMU WA NYUMBA ZA KUPANGA!

Jana neighbor yangu alikuja
akaniambia nipunguze sauti ya radio
anataka kulala.
Leo anapika chapati na mimi
nmemwambia apunguze harufu ya
chapati nataka kula ugali. sipendi ujinga ujue.

Kwi kwi kwi kwi kwi

 

[Camilo Cienfuegos]

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