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Hahahahaha

Wee MKWEPA KODI TRA ni mjomba wako ama ni ndugu tu upande wa bibi?

 

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Morning Papaa

Mukongo iko fasi ya palii

 

[Werrason]

Unakutana na kidemu ndani ya miezi miwili kanataka kaje waona wazazi wako. Dada, mi mwenyewe nlikaa miezi 9 tumboni kabla sijawaona wazazi wangu mwenyewe, usiniletee mapenzi ya Mwendokasi.

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[Jimena]

Morning family

 

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Kwa hisani ya Kilimanjaro Queens sina la ziada kutoka kwenye magazeti yetu ya Leo.
Naitwa Jimena Jimenes
Nawatakia siku njema na mafanikio tele
Adios

 

[shululu]

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Kwa hisani ya Kilimanjaro Queens sina la ziada kutoka kwenye magazeti yetu ya Leo.
Naitwa Jimena Jimenes
Nawatakia siku njema na mafanikio tele
Adios

Asante sana kwa magazeti ya leo Ankali JJ

 

[Werrason]

A man was quarreling with his wife and this is what ensued between them
Man: Ugly slut
Wife: Lazy idiot
Man: Stupid woman
Wife: Pogba

The woman was buried yesterday
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[MKWEPA KODI]

Wee MKWEPA KODI TRA ni mjomba wako ama ni ndugu tu upande wa bibi?

Ni bibi yangu

 

[MKWEPA KODI]

Wakati linaanza Treni tulipanda bure..

Tulipozindua Daraja la kigamboni tulipita bure...

Uwanja wa Taifa tuliuzindua bure...

Mabasi ya Mwendokasi tulipanda bure...


Je, je, je, je, Na hii ndege mpya nayo

TUTAPANDA BURE KWA MUDA GANI...??!
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Mkuu hii iwekee uzi kule habari mchanganyiko

 

[MKWEPA KODI]

Unakutana na kidemu ndani ya miezi miwili kanataka kaje waona wazazi wako. Dada, mi mwenyewe nlikaa miezi 9 tumboni kabla sijawaona wazazi wangu mwenyewe, usiniletee mapenzi ya Mwendokasi.

Sipendagi ujinga mimi[emoji28][emoji28][emoji28][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji1][emoji1][emoji1][emoji1]

Hahahahahahaha

 

[Werrason]

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Kwa hisani ya Kilimanjaro Queens sina la ziada kutoka kwenye magazeti yetu ya Leo.
Naitwa Jimena Jimenes
Nawatakia siku njema na mafanikio tele
Adios

Amen.....thanks JJ....adios