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[sacajo]

Fungua kesi tu

Ndio namtafuta wakili kwanza

 

[shululu]

Si unajua tupo wengi tunapokezana kijiti

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Kwa leo haikuwa kawaida yako

 

[shululu]

Ndio namtafuta wakili kwanza

Mtafute sweetiepie mbona yuko vizuri

 

[sacajo]

Mtafute sweetiepie mbona yuko vizuri

Ngoja akija nimwambie.......inaweza akawa msaada mkubwa

 

[Sweetiepie]

Fungua kesi tu

Shululu unapenda kesi wewe!

 

[Sweetiepie]

Ndio namtafuta wakili kwanza

Nichukue mimi

 

[Sweetiepie]

Mtafute sweetiepie mbona yuko vizuri

Nimeshamwambia aniajili mimi...

 

[Sweetiepie]

Ngoja akija nimwambie.......inaweza akawa msaada mkubwa

Hutojuta

 

[Sweetiepie]

MPARE V/S MCHAGA.
Mpare alitangaza anatibu magonjwa yooooooote
kwa tsh. 100,000/=
Na kama akishindwa kukutibu anakurudishia laki
yako nakukuongeza laki nyingine.
MCHAGA akaona hii fursa yakujipatia hela aiwezi mpita akaenda kutibiwa.
MPARE: "unaumwa nini?"
MCHAGA: "Sisikii ladha ya aina yoyote mdomoni kabisaaaa.."
MPARE: "sawa, toa laki kabisa.."
Mchaga akatoa.
MPARE akamuagiza msaidizi wake; "Naomba kikopo no.27 mpe anywe huyu.."
MCHAGA akanywa akatema faster; "Puh puu puu, Aisee huu si mkojo huu..?"
MPARE: "Umepona karibu tena.."
Mchaga aka-mind sana Kesho yake akarudi tena hakuamini ameliwa pesa yake.
MCHAGA: aisee nina tatizo la kumbukumbu nasahau
sanaaaaa.."
MPARE akamwambia "hakuna tabu, toa laki tukupe tiba..'
MCHAGA akatoa pesa akijua leo lazima afanikiwe..'
MPARE: "Oya! naomba kikopo no.27.."
MCHAGA: "ASA CHALII ANGU HICHO SI CHA JANA CHA MKOJO HICHO AISEE..?"
MPARE: "UMEPONA KUMBUKUMBU UNAYO.

 

[Sweetiepie]

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Najua wote villerzer mtakosa


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Huyo si Bitoz huyo nani akose!

 

[sacajo]

Nichukue mimi

Kwahiyo inahitajika shilling ngapi????kwaajili ya hyo kesii

 

[Sweetiepie]

Habari zenu mabibi na mababu?

Badae kutakuwa na mechi kati ya Chelsea vs Liverpool
Hivyo nilikuwa naomba niwafahamu mashabiki wa Chelsea pamoja na wa Liverpool

Hivyo nngependa , maana nmewaandalia SAPRAIZI saa 22:00

ASANTENI.

Mi Liverpool

 

[sacajo]

Hutojuta

Nikijuta je???

 

[Sweetiepie]

Hamna sio watu hawataki kuachia nafasi, unakuta uzi maybe una post 20 au zaidi mbele so mtu hawezijua kama umeingia coz anafukuza uzi that's what happened to me!!!

Umeongea kweli...mimi pia huwa inanikuta sana hii

 

[Sweetiepie]

Sasa tulike mambo ya swaga katikati ya mada?
Bora niendelee kulala
Baadaye basi
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Bitoz mchoyo wa Like.

 

[shululu]

Nichukue mimi

Sacajo kazi kwako sasa

 

[Sweetiepie]

Wanakutumia kama Bablishi ukiisha utamu unatemwa.

Ni kweli aisee

 

[Sweetiepie]

Formula iko hivi, Hutoi like hupati like.

Yep yep

 

[Sweetiepie]

1980 - Jean Piaget anafariki Dunia.

Alikuwa ni Mwanasaikolojia na Mwanafalsafa toka nchini Uswizi.

R.I.P

 

[Sweetiepie]

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GMC Dar zinahesabika.