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[Husna Muba]

Wewe ni mwenda guest house, lodge na hotel mzur tuu.. unaijua hii

 

[Tumosa]

Kila shetan na mbuyu wake, najionea mapya, najionea maajab maangu sijawah penda hv popte kwenye ulimwengu, siwez elezea jns nnavyokuzmia, nikicheza na moyo wako nacheza na wangu pia, nafs yangu juu yako ishapotea, nashndwa jitetea, ka ultoroka pepon uzur uliokuenea. Ujue una nusu ya moyo wangu na nusu iliyobak kwangu yote nakupenda wew. Unajua langu, una mwez wangu, unatembea na roho yangu, c m2 wa madem tena we ndo michelle obama wangu. We ndo kiboko yangu.


Yamenitoka tuuu

Unafanya mazoezi eeeh

 

[Husna Muba]

...kuna Family Guest aka Uzunguni au Mlonge guest unazijua hizo?

 

[Shunie]

Unafanya mazoezi eeeh

Hivi mumeo si alisema mkalale maka ujionee

 

[Sakayo]

Hahahaaa..

Nakufa kwa kicheko mimi ujue

Cheka tuu mume wangu!!!!

I wish I could be IGP (in Magu's voice)

 

[Transcend]

Kama kuna mwalimu anisaidie, mwenyewe nimesoma memkwa....

Najua majina ya watu huanza na herufi kubwa.... Ni bora ukosee langu kuliko la mume wangu

Uwwwwwwii..

Mungu aendelee kukuweka tuu Sakayo wangu.

 

[Shunie]

Sakayo sio wa Sport sport

Sakayo namwaminia sio wa mchezo mchezo

 

[Sakayo]

Thats my woman

Love you

 

[Husna Muba]

Akuu.. thidhijui mimi.

Ntazijulia wapi wakat mama kanikatadha..

Mh!

 

[Tumosa]

...mpenzi, mimi na wewe hatuendagi guest, na pia sijawahi kumjaribu huyu Eva, mambo ya Eva muuliza mjomba wangu lee empire.

Ulaini wako kama keki ya tufaa nashindwa kukulinganisha na andazi la kifaransa (croissant), na ujue ulaini wako ndo unaonipatia ugumu mimi, you know like hard on hata uvccm wakimaliza election mimi bado nina erection kwa ulaini wako.

Unataka kusikia nini tena?

 

[Shunie]

Cheka tuu mume wangu!!!!

I wish I could be IGP (in Magu's voice)

 

[Transcend]

Nimeendesha sana nissan patrol mpaka inakaribia kufa.. arif nissan wamenikosha saana.

Nissan Gari Tamu sana.

Kwenye kona unakula uko 200kph

 

[Sakayo]

Uwwwwwwii..

Mungu aendelee kukuweka tuu Sakayo wangu.

Yaaani Mungu anitunzie tuu utamu wanguuu

 

[makaveli10]

Umalaya huo

Niache tu na umalaya wangu.. sasa nifanyaje kipindi hiki ambacho bado sijamuona mwanamke anaedeserve kumiliki huba langu.. nikufe na utamu wangu au!!?

Wanawake wenye hamuaminiki, naweza kujituliza wee umetufunga kumi. Wacha nile ujana mie, anaejipendekeza naweka tuu, akifika mwenyewe ntamkabidhi mali yake..

 

[Sakayo]

Sakayo namwaminia sio wa mchezo mchezo

Woyooooo

 

[Husna Muba]

maka we ni mwisho yaan nakuvutia tu picha unavyowabadili badili

....kama nguo yaani!

 

[Transcend]

Cheka tuu mume wangu!!!!

I wish I could be IGP (in Magu's voice)

Hahaaa...

Hapana mpenzi! Naomba uwe hivyo hivyo ulivyo.

 

[makaveli10]

Na mashairi yako ujue maka

Aahh.. haya sawa shunie.

 

[Shunie]

Niache tu na umalaya wangu.. sasa nifanyaje kipindi hiki ambacho bado sijamuona mwanamke anaedeserve kumiliki huba langu.. nikufe na utamu wangu au!!?

Wanawake wenye hamuaminiki, naweza kujituliza wee umetufunga kumi. Wacha nile ujana mie, anaejipendekeza naweka tuu, akifika mwenyewe ntamkabidhi mali yake..

 

[Husna Muba]

Utakuwa wewe ni muumin wa gest sana