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Liverpool FC (The Reds) | Special Thread
Liverpool FC (The Reds) | Special Thread
Captain Marvelous
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Klopp does what he want just to prove to em pundits n fans he is th boss..
remember wen Nevile told him he wont win anything wt our last season gkeepers in Simon n Karius n man he reacted like they were top class only to.keep chpin in goals...
now he is being told to drop this defensive minded midfied of Gini,Fabi,Hendo,Milie n spice t up wt th attacking mids on th bench n him being a big head he wount purge to those demands just to show us n th world who meks th decisions n who has th right say on squad to play...
we have one of th charismatic managers out there who also happens to be full of pride n guys as u all know..PRIDE COMES BEFORE FALL
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Jurgen Klopp is panicking," said Merson on The Debate.
"Getting uptight in his press conference about Manchester City... don't worry about Man City, just concentrate on what you're doing.
"Panic is setting in, as shown by his substitutions, bringing on Adam Lallana for Sadio Mane - you've got to win that game.
"Everton were never going to win the game - they had settled for a point. James Milner coming on... I like him, but you've got to win the game.
"You've got Daniel Sturridge and Xherdan Shaqiri on the bench. I've been a manager myself and sometimes you sit there after a game and think 'I shouldn't have done that'."
"Getting uptight in his press conference about Manchester City... don't worry about Man City, just concentrate on what you're doing.
"Panic is setting in, as shown by his substitutions, bringing on Adam Lallana for Sadio Mane - you've got to win that game.
"Everton were never going to win the game - they had settled for a point. James Milner coming on... I like him, but you've got to win the game.
"You've got Daniel Sturridge and Xherdan Shaqiri on the bench. I've been a manager myself and sometimes you sit there after a game and think 'I shouldn't have done that'."
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Sheria mpya za soka hizi hapa, zitaanza kutumika 1/6/2019...
New law changes revealed by IFAB over the weekend concentrate on five rules which could drastically affect key areas of the game.
1. Accidental handball goal won't stand
Goals scored which have hit a player's hand, deliberate or not, will no longer stand.
Some ambiguity remains and Gallagher added: "We will still have the problem of asking 'has he made himself bigger, has he put his arms in an unnatural position?'
"There will still be the arm close to the body that will hit the arm and the referee will deny a penalty
Some ambiguity remains and Gallagher added: "We will still have the problem of asking 'has he made himself bigger, has he put his arms in an unnatural position?'
"There will still be the arm close to the body that will hit the arm and the referee will deny a penalty
2. No rebounds from penalties
One of the changes Gallagher believes will have a big bearing on how we look at football is play stopping for a restart if a penalty is saved or hits the post.
This means players will no longer line up on the edge of the area or attempt a rebound.
Now if it hits the post or the goalkeeper saves and it comes back out to the forward, the game will be stopped, there'll be no second chance."
3. Substituted players can leave the field anywhere
To stop time-wasting, when a player is taken off they will no longer have to leave the field at the halfway line and can leave the pitch at the nearest point.
4. No attacking players in the wall
This rule prohibits attacking players standing in the wall when a free-kick is being taken, a tactic increasingly employed in recent years.
Attackers will be made to stand at least one metre from the wall, and is aimed at stopping defenders being moved out of the way.
5. Coaches will receive cards
Currently, coaches only receive verbal warnings for misconduct, but the change will see them receiving yellows and reds as players do.
It will likely be similar to the EFL law adopted last year, where managers can also receive a one-game suspension.
New law changes revealed by IFAB over the weekend concentrate on five rules which could drastically affect key areas of the game.
1. Accidental handball goal won't stand
Goals scored which have hit a player's hand, deliberate or not, will no longer stand.
Some ambiguity remains and Gallagher added: "We will still have the problem of asking 'has he made himself bigger, has he put his arms in an unnatural position?'
"There will still be the arm close to the body that will hit the arm and the referee will deny a penalty
Some ambiguity remains and Gallagher added: "We will still have the problem of asking 'has he made himself bigger, has he put his arms in an unnatural position?'
"There will still be the arm close to the body that will hit the arm and the referee will deny a penalty
2. No rebounds from penalties
One of the changes Gallagher believes will have a big bearing on how we look at football is play stopping for a restart if a penalty is saved or hits the post.
This means players will no longer line up on the edge of the area or attempt a rebound.
Now if it hits the post or the goalkeeper saves and it comes back out to the forward, the game will be stopped, there'll be no second chance."
3. Substituted players can leave the field anywhere
To stop time-wasting, when a player is taken off they will no longer have to leave the field at the halfway line and can leave the pitch at the nearest point.
4. No attacking players in the wall
This rule prohibits attacking players standing in the wall when a free-kick is being taken, a tactic increasingly employed in recent years.
Attackers will be made to stand at least one metre from the wall, and is aimed at stopping defenders being moved out of the way.
5. Coaches will receive cards
Currently, coaches only receive verbal warnings for misconduct, but the change will see them receiving yellows and reds as players do.
It will likely be similar to the EFL law adopted last year, where managers can also receive a one-game suspension.
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Kwenye City of Manchester Derby kabla may mwaka huu mi nitakuwa Man U damu damu ahahahahhah
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*THINGS THAT HAPPENED SINCE LIVERPOOL LAST WON THE LEAGUE*
[emoji81][emoji81][emoji81][emoji81][emoji81]
*1. schmeichel evolution:*
Peter schmeichel won d pl
Fucked a woman
Cummed in her
Had the child
The child started keeping at United's academy
The child clocked 25 and signed for leicester
The child won the pl
[emoji81][emoji81][emoji81][emoji81]
*2. Mandela event:*
South Africa was still under colonization [emoji23]
Nelson Mandela was still in prison [emoji23]
He came out [emoji23]
Became president [emoji23]
Retired [emoji23]
and died [emoji23]
*3. 9/11:*
Bin Laden threatened America
His men hijacked three planes
They crashed two into d World Trade center
The third was brought down in pentagon
Bin Laden was killed by a new president
*4. Jackson event:*
Michael Jackson joined Jackson music family
Left d group
Collaborated with Diana Rose
Did plastic surgery
Sold his soul to the devil
Died
*5. Certain sperms and kids:*
Ronaldo was 3
Messi was 1
Rashford ,mbappe, Pogba, lingard, Hazard, kluivert, even lukaku were sperm cells
*6. Crystal palace FC was not in existence*
*7. Messi event:*
Messi was born
Had hormonal growth deficiency
Started playing football for Newell old boys as an imp
Joined barca
Rose to the top of the world
Won 4 consecutive ballon d'or awards
Played in 4 champs league finals
Scored over 630 goals
*8. Ronaldo existence:*
Ronaldo was born
His father died
Ronaldo played for sporting
He joined united
Won his first ballon d'or
Changed environment
Dominated alongside Messi for 9 years
Won 5 ballon d'or awards
Now changed team again
*9. Salah evolution:*
Talent less Egyptian Frog joins Chelsea
Played trash and was sold for life
Joined Liverpool and signed a deal to remain trophyless for life
*10. Cardi b and offset:*
Cardi b was born
Offset was born
They jammed And gave birth
They broke up
*11. Phones:*
Android phones came into existence
iPhone produced over 28 brands
*12. Over 6 presidents have been elected by the United States*
Obama
Trump
George h. W Bush
George Bush
JF Kennedy
*13. Terrorism rate:*
Saddam Hussein slaughtered
Gaddafi slaughtered
Bin Laden slaughtered
idi Amin too
*14. Doggy style was discovered :*
Fuckaholics discovered a new sex style
*15. World cups:*
7 countries have won d world cup
*16. Ponzi schemes:*
Mmm came and went
same as forex
*17. Taylor Swift:*
Taylor Swift was born the same year Liverpool won the League.
She's a 10 time Grammy winner and she Celebrated her 29th birthday last week [emoji23]
*18. Slippy G:*
Liverpool bottled a 4 point lead with 2 games to go
Steven Gerrard, the greatest fraud ever born( of course after MO salah) slipped on d pitch and Demba ba strolled into d post
*19. LORD KARIUS:*
we all know this sweet story
*20. Le le ngolo kante:*
Kanye joined leicester
won d pl
joined chelsea
won d pl
won d fa cup
*21: Man city centurions:*
Man city was oiled by oil money
and they've created history with 100 points and 100 goals
*22. Zizou:*
Since Liverpool last won the
Zinedine Zidane Joined Juve.
Won Serie A
Won the C.L
Joined Real Madrid
Won La liga
Won 3 ballon d'ors
Fucked a woman
Gave birth to Enzo
Put Enzo in Real Madrid's academy
Then became Real Madrid assistant coach
Won the C.L as Real Madrid assistant coach.
Then became Real head coach
Won the C.L as head coach
Won La liga has head coach
Graduated Enzo from Real Madrid's academy
Enzo then became the 2nd generation of Zidane's to win the C.L since Liverpool last won the League.
Zenedine Zidane meanwhile won the C.L 2 more times.
Sold Enzo (his own son) for 1 million pounds
Resigned as Real Madrid Manager
And is currently being linked with the United manager job
[emoji81][emoji81][emoji81][emoji81][emoji81]
*1. schmeichel evolution:*
Peter schmeichel won d pl
Fucked a woman
Cummed in her
Had the child
The child started keeping at United's academy
The child clocked 25 and signed for leicester
The child won the pl
[emoji81][emoji81][emoji81][emoji81]
*2. Mandela event:*
South Africa was still under colonization [emoji23]
Nelson Mandela was still in prison [emoji23]
He came out [emoji23]
Became president [emoji23]
Retired [emoji23]
and died [emoji23]
*3. 9/11:*
Bin Laden threatened America
His men hijacked three planes
They crashed two into d World Trade center
The third was brought down in pentagon
Bin Laden was killed by a new president
*4. Jackson event:*
Michael Jackson joined Jackson music family
Left d group
Collaborated with Diana Rose
Did plastic surgery
Sold his soul to the devil
Died
*5. Certain sperms and kids:*
Ronaldo was 3
Messi was 1
Rashford ,mbappe, Pogba, lingard, Hazard, kluivert, even lukaku were sperm cells
*6. Crystal palace FC was not in existence*
*7. Messi event:*
Messi was born
Had hormonal growth deficiency
Started playing football for Newell old boys as an imp
Joined barca
Rose to the top of the world
Won 4 consecutive ballon d'or awards
Played in 4 champs league finals
Scored over 630 goals
*8. Ronaldo existence:*
Ronaldo was born
His father died
Ronaldo played for sporting
He joined united
Won his first ballon d'or
Changed environment
Dominated alongside Messi for 9 years
Won 5 ballon d'or awards
Now changed team again
*9. Salah evolution:*
Talent less Egyptian Frog joins Chelsea
Played trash and was sold for life
Joined Liverpool and signed a deal to remain trophyless for life
*10. Cardi b and offset:*
Cardi b was born
Offset was born
They jammed And gave birth
They broke up
*11. Phones:*
Android phones came into existence
iPhone produced over 28 brands
*12. Over 6 presidents have been elected by the United States*
Obama
Trump
George h. W Bush
George Bush
JF Kennedy
*13. Terrorism rate:*
Saddam Hussein slaughtered
Gaddafi slaughtered
Bin Laden slaughtered
idi Amin too
*14. Doggy style was discovered :*
Fuckaholics discovered a new sex style
*15. World cups:*
7 countries have won d world cup
*16. Ponzi schemes:*
Mmm came and went
same as forex
*17. Taylor Swift:*
Taylor Swift was born the same year Liverpool won the League.
She's a 10 time Grammy winner and she Celebrated her 29th birthday last week [emoji23]
*18. Slippy G:*
Liverpool bottled a 4 point lead with 2 games to go
Steven Gerrard, the greatest fraud ever born( of course after MO salah) slipped on d pitch and Demba ba strolled into d post
*19. LORD KARIUS:*
we all know this sweet story
*20. Le le ngolo kante:*
Kanye joined leicester
won d pl
joined chelsea
won d pl
won d fa cup
*21: Man city centurions:*
Man city was oiled by oil money
and they've created history with 100 points and 100 goals
*22. Zizou:*
Since Liverpool last won the
Zinedine Zidane Joined Juve.
Won Serie A
Won the C.L
Joined Real Madrid
Won La liga
Won 3 ballon d'ors
Fucked a woman
Gave birth to Enzo
Put Enzo in Real Madrid's academy
Then became Real Madrid assistant coach
Won the C.L as Real Madrid assistant coach.
Then became Real head coach
Won the C.L as head coach
Won La liga has head coach
Graduated Enzo from Real Madrid's academy
Enzo then became the 2nd generation of Zidane's to win the C.L since Liverpool last won the League.
Zenedine Zidane meanwhile won the C.L 2 more times.
Sold Enzo (his own son) for 1 million pounds
Resigned as Real Madrid Manager
And is currently being linked with the United manager job
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hatari tuupu
Captain Marvelous
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ndio wameamua wenye soka yao wengine mtafuata tu
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ndugu hii Crystal Palace unayoitaja hapa ni ile ya Uingereza? kama ndio basi umekopi kusiko sahihi..
Crystal Palace ilianzishwa 1905 sasa hii ambayo haikuwepo wakati majogoo tunachukua Ubingwa 1990 ni ipi.
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You'll do us a favour or prepare to be out of Top Four
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Man why are you wasting your time?
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No man
I just hate the way he leave us, nakumbuka mchango wake vema sometimes I be like hey why don't we get someone like Cou step up in the game boom a good rocket out the box and other some magical foot trick
Cou & Owen to me are Judas
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Still Allison is better than De Gea
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This is the reason: ↓↓
The likes of Shaqiri and Keita, who would be considered as more creative, aren’t being allowed to influence much because of their incomplete defensive outputs.
The likes of Shaqiri and Keita, who would be considered as more creative, aren’t being allowed to influence much because of their incomplete defensive outputs.
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ifikie mahalo mashabiki tupambane na hali zetu.
kama wewe ni shabiki wa man city,man u,arsenal, spurs and the rest!!! kuna thread yako mahali iendeee huko utakutana na watoto wenzako mpeane zile za digital heee mna digital migrate.
MAN CITY HAS THE CHANCE TO WIN EPL BUT THE PRESSURE IS INTERESTING MAN U FAILED TO STOP THEM BUT WE ARE LIVERPOOL
YOU WILL NEVER WIN ANYTHING…
kama wewe ni shabiki wa man city,man u,arsenal, spurs and the rest!!! kuna thread yako mahali iendeee huko utakutana na watoto wenzako mpeane zile za digital heee mna digital migrate.
MAN CITY HAS THE CHANCE TO WIN EPL BUT THE PRESSURE IS INTERESTING MAN U FAILED TO STOP THEM BUT WE ARE LIVERPOOL
YOU WILL NEVER WIN ANYTHING…
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