Kwanini wachumba wa mitandaoni wengi ni waliokubuhu?

[Khantwe]

Mi nshagegeda wengi tu, na sijawahi kubadili profile yangu. Mapenzi ya JF ni ya kupeana utamu na experience tu. no string attached.

Ati....???? Kwa hyo hata kwangu no string attached uwiii...

 

[mkuzi]

mbona mie nipo hatua za mwisho kumpata DEMBA na ni bado kigoli?

 

[Khantwe]

jamaa wewe gubegumbe na umeachika eti unataka bikira.....

Hahahah....shangaa na wewe

 

[Albosignathus]

Kwahyo mnataka tukale wapi wakat nyinyi ndo our ticket meal

Haya karibu njoo unile leo! Aisee utakula mpaka utafurahi alafu nakuacha bila kukufanya chochote.karibuuu!

 

[Khantwe]

Asa mbona hufiki?

Jam baba...si unajua tena barabara ya PM foleni ya kufa mtu...

 

[Khantwe]

kama ni hivyo, hakuna sababu ya kusubiri bunge la katiba liishe. Twende kwa wananchi tukashtaki.

Nooo...ntajitahidi kurejebisha kanuni pliiz..

 

[Neylu]

Ndo maana nimekuuliza how old are you? Manake unauliza nini kitafuata watu jinsia mbili wakikutana...wewe umekuja mjini lini?

Aiseeee..... Kumbe ndio mambo yenyewe!!

Nami nilikuwa sielewi pia..!!

 

[Asprin]

Ati....???? Kwa hyo hata kwangu no string attached uwiii...

Hivi nani alikuruhusu usome post iliyoandikwa na mtu aliyehack account yangu?

Mi bhana nakasirikaga sana unavonchomesha mahindi PM kule.

 

[Albosignathus]

jamaa wewe gubegumbe na umeachika eti unataka bikira.....

Bikira ndio mpango mzima mkuu.

 

[Khantwe]

mbona mie nipo hatua za mwisho kumpata DEMBA na ni bado kigoli?

Eti mkuu umenionea wapi Kaizer?

 

[mrsleo]

Umeridhika?

i guess

 

[Asprin]

Jam baba...si unajua tena barabara ya PM foleni ya kufa mtu...

Hebu chepuka bhana, njia kuu michosho tu. na mimi huku naona boxer imeota nundu.

 

[KakaJambazi]

Aisee niseme tu mimi nimekutana na wadada wa jf wengi tu na all i can say is 'jf is full of beautiful women' no regret for me.

Mkuu tunajadili bikra apa sio uzuri.

 

[Khantwe]

Hivi nani alikuruhusu usome post iliyoandikwa na mtu aliyehack account yangu?

Mi bhana nakasirikaga sana unavonchomesha mahindi PM kule.

Hata mimi nlijua account yako iko hacked my dia wangu bas tu nlitaka kuhakikisha

 

[Mkoroshokigoli]

Mkuu natamani uwe mshauri wangu kuhusu maswala ya ndoa.

hahahhaaa,kwa malipo au bure?,kichwa chako kinaweza kukushaur vizur,sema hujakiandaa tu mdau Albosignathus

 

[Asprin]

Hata mimi nlijua account yako iko hacked my dia wangu bas tu nlitaka kuhakikisha

İ love you my Khantwe. Will you marry me?

 

[Khantwe]

Hebu chepuka bhana, njia kuu michosho tu. na mimi huku naona boxer imeota nundu.

Ngoja nichukuepo bodaboda

 

[Kafuta]

Hao ndiyo waliohitimu..wazoefu

 

[Aurora]

u real made my day....bikira ya wapi hii inayotafutwa kwa karne hii na kizazi hiki?au man made virginity kwi kwi kwi kwi

 

[Khantwe]

İ love you my Khantwe. Will you marry me?

Eeer....aah...mmmmhhh..