jf udaku:remix

[valid statement]

Imefahamika;
aliyepiga mbizi kigamboni alikuwa The boss.
kabla ya kupiga mbizi nguo alimwachia mwanadada aliyefahamika kwa jina la smile avuke nazo wakutane ng'ambo ya pili. chanzo chetu kinaendelea kutunyetisha kwamba smile alichelewesha nguo hadi mgambo wakamkuta uchi wa mnyama. Mia

hah hah hah hah...hao wahusika wapo kweli hapa?

 

[nitonye]

mbona intelegensia niliyonayo inasema ni mimba ya Rejao?

Inabdi mwandishi ulichunguze hili ili uje na habari kamili

 

[Bishanga]

To be frank, i hate tabloids coz they always publish neauseting and nasty stories.
BUT this tabloid of yours, WILL SELL(to JF members and frequently visiting guests exclusively) for sure i can guarantee that.
hapo imekosekana tuu umbea mmoja... wa .... mwenye aliyeandika uzi anajua tayari nini kimemisi.

ndugu yangu usitake nifungwe,publisher na copyright owner ni mdau Tanmo,bishanga ni ripota tu!

 

[Bishanga]

he he he he: Kongosho apokea kichapo cha mbwa mwizi...ni baada ya kukutwa na mume wa mtu...Habari UK 29

kalazwa icu amana

 

[Bishanga]

confirmed:
Ashadii,Nyumbakubwa,King'asti,Fidel,Mr Rocky na Maty waonekana ofisi za DSTV maeneo ya st Peter wakifanya interview ya kuingia next edition ya jumba la Bigbrother.Rushwa inatembea ni hatari.

 

[Bishanga]

Dena and Mama Tullly to contest for Miss TZ 2012?stay tuned.

 

[Bishanga]

Una maneno sana, huwezi hata kaa na kitu rohoni,kunikuta kule ukaja kusema huku....mimi nilikusema kwa kuwa mimi ni kazi,wewe ukaja tu uakakurupuka kunitangaza tena ukataja na jina la mume wangu...umeniudhi sana....sasa, Lizzy humpati....ukiwembe acha kwa manufaa yako.


Bora ushalijua hilo,moyo wangu ukiwa sehemu naweza fanya lolote lile....Bishanga kanigusa pabaya sana aisee....!

which button have i touched?

 

[Bishanga]

Utakua panga kabisa ehhh?

ndo naelekea st josef kutubu zambi zangu zote,as of today am gonna be a new man,no cheating,just a one woman man,najua ni kazi kweli kweli lakini nitajaribu,i am bracing myself for all the trials!

 

[Bishanga]

To be frank, i hate tabloids coz they always publish neauseting and nasty stories.
BUT this tabloid of yours, WILL SELL(to JF members and frequently visiting guests exclusively) for sure i can guarantee that.
hapo imekosekana tuu umbea mmoja... wa .... mwenye aliyeandika uzi anajua tayari nini kimemisi.

mwaga razi bana,umbea wa nani umemiss,mbona wantia hamu ya kujua?

 

[AshaDii]

AshaDii akutwa akinyata toka rumuni kwake ili tu akpost salamu kwa Bishanga wa Bashaija. Na kafanikiwa kabisa. lol


Morning B'

 

[Dr Lizzy]

ndo naelekea st josef kutubu zambi zangu zote,as of today am gonna be a new man,no cheating,just a one woman man,najua ni kazi kweli kweli lakini nitajaribu,i am bracing myself for all the trials!

Ukifanikiwa ntakupa zawadi.

 

[nitonye]

naelekea kilingeni kuwapa dili machizi wangu

 

[MwanajamiiOne]

Cantalisia Atembea na Baba Yake, Mzee Mtambuzi
Na Mwandishi Wetu:

Wawili hawa walionekana siku ya jumapili mwezi wa kwanza, ambapo binti mrembo Cantalisia alionekana mitaa ya Tabata akiongozana na Baba yake Mtambuzi kuelekea kanisani. Familia hiyo ilifuatiwa kwa mbali na majirani zao wawili ambao ni wahudumu wa kanisa ambao kwa macho ya haraka haraka ya mwandishi walionekana kuwa wakihofia kuchelewa ibada hiyo kwani tayari zilikwisha pita dakika tano tangu muda uliopangwa kwa ibada kuanza.

 

[asakuta same]

Inabdi mwandishi ulichunguze hili ili uje na habari kamili

mwandishi Asakuta Same atekwa na Rejao kwa ushirikiano na Alshababy alipokuwa anafuatilia kisa cha Rejao kumpa ujauzito Kongosho.
Aweza kuripoti haya katika mazingira hatarishi wakati mwandishi mwenzake Michelle akinegotiate kuachiliwa kwake.....
habari kamili ya uwezekano wa kuachiliwa kwake atawaletea Michelle.

 

[asakuta same]

which button have i touched?

i think th ryt 1 u werent suppoz to touch.....:eyebrows:

 

[Kabakabana]

Hapo kwenye 13.habari nzima ukurasa wa ngapi?

 

[Vasco Dagama]

Kumbe humu kutamu hivi

 

[Bishanga]

AshaDii akutwa akinyata toka rumuni kwake ili tu akpost salamu kwa Bishanga wa Bashaija. Na kafanikiwa kabisa. lol


Morning B'

karibu lunch huku usweken!

 

[Bishanga]

Hapo kwenye 13.habari nzima ukurasa wa ngapi?

ngoja ni peruss na kudadis,nitarudi

 

[Michelle]

which button have i touched?

My heart...lol