Eti alimsahau mtoto wake kwenye gari

[Nyani Ngabu]

Kwani nilivosema tuta... unahisi unahusika!!!!
We si ndo mwalimu wangu wa icho cheo ulichonipa.... ivi mpaka leo unaendelea na hiyo kazi? hooooo yeah for sure.... ndo mana upo humu... wadhani humu ni kwa kazi za ajabu... hapakufahi humu.... kuna madanguro fb... panakufaha huko.

Ona utoko unaokutoka! Ndo maana unakesha humu kutafuta dhakari!

 

[excel]

simu

simu sawa...

pochi hawasahau

mkuu pochi kwa mwanaume?

 

[Nyani Ngabu]

Wewe huna bibi?

Si mamako

 

[excel]

Ona utoko unaokutoka!

what?..

Ndo

=Ndiyo

unakesha humu

Doesn't make sense, kukesha JF? come on!

kutafuta dhakari!

Is that your business? please don't abuse a girl child.

 

[excel]

Wewe huna bibi?

My dear, stop this business, in the name of love, stop it!

Goodnight!

 

[Asprin]

Aah nisiliwe kwan mi nani

Aisee....

 

[nameless girl]

My dear, stop this business, in the name of love, stop it!

Goodnight!

Goodnight

 

[Kipenzi Changu]

Teh, teh, Junior member?pita mbali

Heheheheeee inaonesha n limbuken ee....wat du you mean (junior member)...sio kila nyu name ni nyu member ww...

ningekuwa limbukeni ningekupiga pumb

 

[Nyani Ngabu]

una laana wewe dagaa mzee... si bure...

Si alinipa mamako

 

[nameless girl]

Si alinipa mamako

Okey...

 

[nameless girl]

Huwezi kuijua dhakari ni nini kwa sababu huna wa kukutwanga.

Coz you're probably ugly like a ninja turtle.

Heheheheeeeeee

Hahahahaaaaaa just like you... mhhhh ila we umenizidi... kama ulipigwa bomu la uso...

 

[Nyani Ngabu]

Hiyo sio dawa... jaribu kulazimisha ubongo wako kufikiri zaidi... bora hata ungesema wanakuoverdose kwa panadol...
Anza kujifikirisha kwanza... hiyo ni part ya medication...

Hapana, mi nataka utoko wako bana....teh teh teh

Next time nihifadhie kwenye Ziploc basi....

Au huko sehemu sehemu kuna jangwa kwa sababu ya kukosa mtwango wa dhakari?

 

[Nyani Ngabu]

Hahahahaaaaaa just like you... mhhhh ila we umenizidi... kama ulipigwa bomu la uso...

Mi dume so sihitaji niwe mzuri.

Fanya fanya basi unipatie utoko bana...sawa?

 

[Nyani Ngabu]

Sasa unakana nini wakati maandishi yako yanaonyesha jinsi unavyoachika hovyo!!!

Nani kaniacha? Mtaje mmoja baada ya mwingine.

see... l told you, Wewe si ws kupapatikiwa na wala huna hiyo sifa. You proved wewe mwenyewe.

You are not even making sense. You are just babbling some gobbledygook that you don't even understand yourself.

Wapi utoko bana? Hebu ukwangue na kijiko fasta...

 

[nameless girl]

Hebu acha hizo bana...wewe ukamue huo utoko kisha uuhifadhi kwenye Ziplock.

Au hujui Ziplock ni nini?

Ivi wewe unadhani hayo maneno yako umetunga wewe mpaka watu wasikuelewe???
Hayo madudu unayonitajia nayasikia tu ila sijapata hiyo expirience kama wewe ulivyopata expirience..

 

[nameless girl]

Nani kaniacha? Mtaje mmoja baada ya mwingine.



You are not even making sense. You are just babbling some gobbledygook that you don't even understand yourself.

Wapi utoko bana? Hebu ukwangue na kijiko fasta...

Yaani uachwe wewe alafu mimi nikutajie.. lol!!!
Usingeachwa ungekuja kupiga makelele huku...

 

[Asnam]

Ivi wewe unadhani hayo maneno yako umetunga wewe mpaka watu wasikuelewe???
Hayo madudu unayonitajia nayasikia tu ila sijapata hiyo expirience kama wewe ulivyopata expirience..

stop it and go to bed please please please

 

[Nyani Ngabu]

Yaani uachwe wewe alafu mimi nikutajie.. lol!!!
Usingeachwa ungekuja kupiga makelele huku...

Welp, mamako hajaniacha. So you can run your mouth all you want.

 

[Nyani Ngabu]

Ivi wewe unadhani hayo maneno yako umetunga wewe mpaka watu wasikuelewe???
Hayo madudu unayonitajia nayasikia tu ila sijapata hiyo expirience kama wewe ulivyopata expirience..

Dhakari tu imekushinda sembuse Ziplock?

Fisi jike we!

 

[nameless girl]

Welp, mamako hajaniacha. So you can run your mouth all you want.

Wacha kujipa moyo... wewe umeachwa.. tena UMEMIMINWAAAAAAA kama maji machafu..