Eti alimsahau mtoto wake kwenye gari

[The Boss]

Haa haa...afadhali umejiwahi. Comment yako ya kwanza niliona wazi kuwa umetupa lawama kwa mama....Nikatamani kuitafutia jibu...

Hujambo?you sound like you are missing me

 

[Extraordinary]

khaa kumbe ni mwanaume? duh sikusoma vizuri

Ha ha na hilo jibu la simu na poch ulikuwa umeliandaa uzurrr

 

[Dejane]

Fasta niletee
Nipe na dictionary nijue maana ya #teamkurubembe #
U know mbebezi na swagaz I can't get u

Chichi baby niache mi stak matani ya hivyo ntazira kuingia jamiii ooohhh

 

[ICHANA]

Chichi baby niache mi stak matani ya hivyo ntazira kuingia jamiii ooohhh

U know what jokes ni part n percel ya maisha
Watu wanaweka jokes afu unajishuku....
Why?
Ingia jf bando lako..PC yako..
Simu yako...jf rahaaaaa
Stress tupa kulee

Nitafutie mbebez atoe swagaz ha ha ha

 

[Dejane]

ok peace &love

Sanaaaa 🙁🙁🙁🙁

 

[Dejane]

U know what jokes ni part n percel ya maisha
Watu wanaweka jokes afu unajishuku....
Why?
Ingia jf bando lako..PC yako..
Simu yako...jf rahaaaaa
Stress tupa kulee

Nitafutie mbebez atoe swagaz ha ha ha

Hizo u know uknow mbona nyingi nying mbona kule majukwaa ya jamii palace hamgusii na vizungu vyenu vya chini ya mitiii

 

[Evelyn Salt]

Mto wenyewe mfupi huo hata bata hazamii we heaven

Mfungo umekaribia goodbye Jf

 

[ICHANA]

Hizo u know uknow mbona nyingi nying mbona kule majukwaa ya jamii palace hamgusii na vizungu vyenu vya chini ya mitiii

Ha ha ha kwi kwi si unajua vyuo vyetu kwa matogole unaunganisha uonekane wa matawi
kusoma wasome wao huko mbele...oxford
U know what..u know I....u know mbebez

Palace hatuji ngoo labda tutembee na Oxford dictionary mkononi
Watu wanaandika unabaki umetoa mimacho kama panya kabanwa na mtego

 

[Munkari]

So sad jamani.mmmh huyo mbaba!

 

[Dejane]

Ha ha ha kwi kwi si unajua vyuo vyetu kwa matogole unaunganisha uonekane wa matawi
kusoma wasome wao huko mbele...oxford
U know what..u know I....u know mbebez

Palace hatuji ngoo labda tutembee na Oxford dictionary mkononi
Watu wanaandika unabaki umetoa mimacho kama panya kabanwa na mtego

Na miss neddy anazo u know nyingii lakini nikienda kule kuchunguliaa hata mmoja siwaonii hivyo viingreza vyenu vya kutaga mayaiii mniwachee hata lara 1 sijamuonakoo

 

[Dejane]

Mfungo umekaribia goodbye Jf

Unafunga nini nyumba au unataka kusafirii,ukienda USA UJE na vya kufuturiaa banaa

 

[Khantwe]

In God we trust..in human we investigate. Nimeipenda sana hii thanx lara 1

 

[Dejane]

In God we trust..in human we investigate. Nimeipenda sana hii thanx lara 1

Ushaliwa tayari na wewe nin unashukuru nini ntakupa ban oooo

 

[Dina]

Hujambo?you sound like you are missing me

Ooh really?! Sijambo.....

 

[Khantwe]

Ushaliwa tayari na wewe nin unashukuru nini ntakupa ban oooo

Aah nisiliwe kwan mi nani

 

[Miss Neddy]

Hahhaaaa! Chezea General Dinazarde, unajisalimisha mwenyewe bila kuitwa! Vipikamanda yaliyomo yamoo au ndio ya siyo? General ana full data?

Kwenye kuliwa kuna vyeo nako!

GENERALISSIMUS huyu ndo mkuu wa wakuu katika kuliwa, lazima awe ana jf membership si chini ya 7yrs manake ameliwa mpaka basi! Na analiwa na ONLY THE BEST, RICHEST, THE FINEST OF THE FINEST KWA MDA WOTE HUO HAPIGWI FREE PUM HATA MARA 1.

REISCHMARSCHALL huyu ana lingana na wa juu sema ameliwa sanaa ila kwa mda mfupi na the best of the best, and finest of the finest kwa mda mfupi sanaa! Anaweza hata kuwa new member!

FIRST MARSCHALL OF THE EMPIRE hiki cheo ukikipata humu jf mpaka mwisho wa jamvi ni chako tu! Ni kimoja ina alife time kutokana na distinctive achievement. Labda uliwa na Mike au Max baaaaas au wote wawili! Coz hamna founder wengine no body will beat you to this!

DAI GEN SUI ni che cha loyality unaliwa na watu wale wale over n over kwa mda mrefu.

WONSU unaliwa mara moja na watu mbali mbali ila mara 1 tu baaaaaas! Hurudii!

ADMIRAL OF JFunaliwana Diasporaq tu! No vkupigwa P zenye vumbi la bongo!

COMMANDER IN CHIEF unakuwa unacontrol game kuchagua prey wanao kukula! Wewe ndo unasimamia show!

GENERAL OF THE ARMY Unaliwa na vizee tu vya JF, old schools.

MAKAMANDA NA CHINI YA HAPA ni unaliwa liwa tu! Huna hata status!

MJICHAGUE WENYEWE, WALAU UKILIWA UWE NA RANK ATIIIII!

Cc miss neddy, Valentina, tinnacute, Vaislay, Khantwe, Surprise miss strong, Dinazarde, badbeybei

lara we upo kundi gani hapo

 

[ICHANA]

Na miss neddy anazo u know nyingii lakini nikienda kule kuchunguliaa hata mmoja siwaonii hivyo viingreza vyenu vya kutaga mayaiii mniwachee hata lara 1 sijamuonakoo

Ha ha ha Mimi na miss neddy tuache kabisaaaaaaa

Chezea lara 1 kubwa na maadui hakuna cha Free P
Ana kingereza pale tuu alipoweka makundi wewe umetoka kapaaaaa

Na kundi lako hulijui jpo kakupa na maelezo.

 

[ICHANA]

lara we upo kundi gani hapo

Taja lako au chingereza kigumu
U know mbebez chingereza chigumu
Ha ha ha ha...m

 

[Khantwe]

lara we upo kundi gani hapo

Taja wewe lako

 

[Miss Neddy]

Taja lako au chingereza kigumu
U know mbebez chingereza chigumu
Ha ha ha ha...m

mi sipo kokote am couch girl