Chelsea FC (The Blues) | Special Thread

[mkorea]

Cole Palmer this
Cole Palmer that

Imagine kocha aliyefundisha timu yako anakuona we matako tu anakudrop timu ya Taifa.

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[arsenal2004]

Huyo hapo Enzo kafanya hivi leo
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Mnataka kumuuzia nani haya matatizo🤠🤠....wale wahuni wa ureno waliwachapa pesa ndefu kwlikwli....na bdo nadhani hamjamaliza kulipa hadi leo....hyu mbaki nae aje kuwa anacheza na kina Hull city mechi moja kwa wiki msimu ujao....ndo vtu anavyoweza....

 

[Castr]

Kuna shabiki mwenzenu nimekuta anachambua sajili zenu hii ni C&P

Chelsea BluesCo signings.

01. Raheem Sterling - forgot how to play
02. Kalidou Koulibaly - past it
03. Wesley Fofana - top 10 worst signing oat
04. Marc Cucurella - success
05. Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang - past it
06. Carney Chukwuemeka - not ready
07. Cesare Casadei - not good enough
08. Gaga Slonina - who?
09. Denis Zakaria (loan) - didn’t play
10. Enzo Fernández - success
11. Mykhailo Mudryk - cheat and crap
12. Benoît Badiashile - terrible
13. Noni Madueke - average
14. Malo Gusto - pants
15. Andrey Santos - okay
16. Datro Fofana - we’re not Brighton
17. João Félix (loan) - luxury player
18. Moïsés Caicedo - success
19. Romeo Lavia - broken
20. Christopher Nkunku - broken
21. Cole Palmer - success
22. Nicolás Jackson - okay
23. Axel Disasi - not good enough
24. Robert Sánchez - okay
25. Lesley Ugochukwu - not good enough
26. Diego Moreira - shipped
27. Dujuan Richards - who?
28. Deivid Washington - £20m for nothing
29. Pedro Neto - overpriced
30. João Félix - bullied into buying
31. Omari Kellyman - £20m for nothing
32. Marc Guiu - why?
33. Renato Veiga - sold for profit
34. Caleb Wiley - who?
35. Filip Jørgensen - shit
36. Aaron Anselmino - never played
37. Jadon Sancho (loan) - shit
38. Liam Delap - shit
39. Estêvão Willian - potential
40. Kendry Páez - never played
41. João Pedro - success
42. Jamie Gittens - £55m what were we thinking?
43.Mike Penders - potential
44 Quenda - potential
45 Dastan Satpaev - potential

5 of the 45 signings you could consider a success - 11% success rate.

 

[Hziyech22]

Mbadala wa Enzo Fernandez tayari kasajiliwa
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Mbona huyu alisajiliwa msimu uliopita dirisha dogo anakuaje ni mbadala wa Enzo?

 

[HENRY14]

MID-TABLE MANDEM


View: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Fv8bDZqVf10

 

[Mbaga Jr]

Kuna shabiki mwenzenu nimekuta anachambua sajili zenu hii ni C&P

Chelsea BluesCo signings.

01. Raheem Sterling - forgot how to play
02. Kalidou Koulibaly - past it
03. Wesley Fofana - top 10 worst signing oat
04. Marc Cucurella - success
05. Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang - past it
06. Carney Chukwuemeka - not ready
07. Cesare Casadei - not good enough
08. Gaga Slonina - who?
09. Denis Zakaria (loan) - didn’t play
10. Enzo Fernández - success
11. Mykhailo Mudryk - cheat and crap
12. Benoît Badiashile - terrible
13. Noni Madueke - average
14. Malo Gusto - pants
15. Andrey Santos - okay
16. Datro Fofana - we’re not Brighton
17. João Félix (loan) - luxury player
18. Moïsés Caicedo - success
19. Romeo Lavia - broken
20. Christopher Nkunku - broken
21. Cole Palmer - success
22. Nicolás Jackson - okay
23. Axel Disasi - not good enough
24. Robert Sánchez - okay
25. Lesley Ugochukwu - not good enough
26. Diego Moreira - shipped
27. Dujuan Richards - who?
28. Deivid Washington - £20m for nothing
29. Pedro Neto - overpriced
30. João Félix - bullied into buying
31. Omari Kellyman - £20m for nothing
32. Marc Guiu - why?
33. Renato Veiga - sold for profit
34. Caleb Wiley - who?
35. Filip Jørgensen - shit
36. Aaron Anselmino - never played
37. Jadon Sancho (loan) - shit
38. Liam Delap - shit
39. Estêvão Willian - potential
40. Kendry Páez - never played
41. João Pedro - success
42. Jamie Gittens - £55m what were we thinking?
43.Mike Penders - potential
44 Quenda - potential
45 Dastan Satpaev - potential

5 of the 45 signings you could consider a success - 11% success rate.

Naunga mkono 95%

 

[Mbaga Jr]

Europa imeenda UK

Conference imeenda UK

UEFA 👀

Super cup 👀

UEFA ikienda UK, watakuwa wametisha sana.

Hii ndio maana ya ligi kubwa, bora na yenye mvuto duniani mana watakuwa na vikombe vyote vinne vya Ulaya 🔥

 

[Mkohoti]

Europa imeenda UK

Conference imeenda UK

UEFA 👀

Super cup 👀

UEFA ikienda UK, watakuwa wametisha sana.

Hii ndio maana ya ligi kubwa, bora na yenye mvuto duniani mana watakuwa na vikombe vyote vinne vya Ulaya 🔥

Hizo mbarara haziwezi kuchukua UEFA mamaee. Kule ni uwezo sio Set pieces.

 

[Mbaga Jr]

Enzo ✔️
Cucurela
Lavia
James
Fofana
Delap
Garnacho
Sanchez
Badiashile

Kwamba?

 

[Hziyech22]

HERE WE GO

Mpaka itokee club yenye uwezo wa kutoa paund 120M walioweka Chelsea

 

[Hziyech22]

Maresca anamchukua Enzo kwa 120M. Kauli alizozitoa Enzo ana uhakika wa kuhama.

Sina doubt kwenye hilo ila inategemea club itakayotoa huo mpunga maana bila hiyo hela Enzo hauzwi

 

[lembu]

Mbona huyu alisajiliwa msimu uliopita dirisha dogo anakuaje ni mbadala wa Enzo?

Hajawahi kusajiliwa na hadi sasa hajasajiliwa.
Ilikuwa hivi, mwaka janaChelsea walikubaliana verbal agreement
Mwezi huu, Chelsea ikaingia naye pore agreement na Valentine Barco akakubali
Hakuna mchezaji aliye Strasbourg ambaye Chelsea imemsajili kwa sasa. Hata Emanuel Emegha Chelsea imeingia naye pre agrement tu

 

[lembu]

Hizi timu ni bora kuliko Chelsiii

1. Bournemouth = Europa League
2. Sunderland = Europa League
3. Brighton = Conference League

Crystal Palace iliyo number 15 naye anakwenda Europa League

 

[lembu]

Kuna shabiki mwenzenu nimekuta anachambua sajili zenu hii ni C&P

Chelsea BluesCo signings.

01. Raheem Sterling - forgot how to play
02. Kalidou Koulibaly - past it
03. Wesley Fofana - top 10 worst signing oat
04. Marc Cucurella - success
05. Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang - past it
06. Carney Chukwuemeka - not ready
07. Cesare Casadei - not good enough
08. Gaga Slonina - who?
09. Denis Zakaria (loan) - didn’t play
10. Enzo Fernández - success
11. Mykhailo Mudryk - cheat and crap
12. Benoît Badiashile - terrible
13. Noni Madueke - average
14. Malo Gusto - pants
15. Andrey Santos - okay
16. Datro Fofana - we’re not Brighton
17. João Félix (loan) - luxury player
18. Moïsés Caicedo - success
19. Romeo Lavia - broken
20. Christopher Nkunku - broken
21. Cole Palmer - success
22. Nicolás Jackson - okay
23. Axel Disasi - not good enough
24. Robert Sánchez - okay
25. Lesley Ugochukwu - not good enough
26. Diego Moreira - shipped
27. Dujuan Richards - who?
28. Deivid Washington - £20m for nothing
29. Pedro Neto - overpriced
30. João Félix - bullied into buying
31. Omari Kellyman - £20m for nothing
32. Marc Guiu - why?
33. Renato Veiga - sold for profit
34. Caleb Wiley - who?
35. Filip Jørgensen - shit
36. Aaron Anselmino - never played
37. Jadon Sancho (loan) - shit
38. Liam Delap - shit
39. Estêvão Willian - potential
40. Kendry Páez - never played
41. João Pedro - success
42. Jamie Gittens - £55m what were we thinking?
43.Mike Penders - potential
44 Quenda - potential
45 Dastan Satpaev - potential

5 of the 45 signings you could consider a success - 11% success rate.

Correction
Your own writings explain this stats:
6 players success
4 players okay
4 players potential
And would say that success is in 14 and not 5

 

[Joao Pedro]

Maresca anamchukua Enzo kwa 120M. Kauli alizozitoa Enzo ana uhakika wa kuhama.

Kwani Maresca msimu ujao atafundisha timu gani?, au City

Maresca anamchukua Enzo kwa 120M. Kauli alizozitoa Enzo ana uhakika wa kuh

 

[Mbaga Jr]

Hii imeniuma 😔

 

[Castr]

Correction
Your own writings explain this stats:
6 players success
4 players okay
4 players potential
And would say that success is in 14 and not 5

C&P means copy and paste.

Siyo mimi niliyeandika.

 

[Hziyech22]

Sasa asipouzwa si atacheza chini ya kiwango

Akicheza chini ya kiwango anakaa benchi ingawa binafsi napenda asepe Kuna wachezaji wazuri zaidi ya Enzo wapo sokoni na wapo complete package Enzo ni mzuri kwenye kuona space nakudhambulia ila sio mzuri kwenye ukabaji na ndio maana akicheza chini na Caicedo, Caicedo anakuwa na kazi kubwa

 

[Hziyech22]

Hajawahi kusajiliwa na hadi sasa hajasajiliwa.
Ilikuwa hivi, mwaka janaChelsea walikubaliana verbal agreement
Mwezi huu, Chelsea ikaingia naye pore agreement na Valentine Barco akakubali
Hakuna mchezaji aliye Strasbourg ambaye Chelsea imemsajili kwa sasa. Hata Emanuel Emegha Chelsea imeingia naye pre agrement tu

Yah walimuona lakini hawakumfanya kama ni mbadala wa Enzo, Enzo kaanza kuzingua kuforce kuondoka ni huu msimu so kauli yako yakusema wamemfanya ni mbadala wa Enzo sio kweli hata Chelsea wakimuuza Enzo lazima waingie sokoni kumsaka mbadala wa Enzo

 

[lembu]

Yah walimuona lakini hawakumfanya kama ni mbadala wa Enzo, Enzo kaanza kuzingua kuforce kuondoka ni huu msimu so kauli yako yakusema wamemfanya ni mbadala wa Enzo sio kweli hata Chelsea wakimuuza Enzo lazima waingie sokoni kumsaka mbadala wa Enzo

Maoni yangu na inaweza kuwa kweli kwa sababu, Chelsea haikusema lolote mwaka jana baada ya kukubaliana terms bali mwezi huu ndio wamesaini pre agrement naye ili dirisha likifunguliwa tu asainiwe