Chelsea FC (The Blues) | Special Thread

[Castr]

Kenge kabisa

 

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Kenge kabisa

Yaani kenge asiyejitambua ni Arsenyeto, miaka zaidi ya 20 mnavizia tu ubingwa mwisho mnabaki kulamba makombo ya wenzenu kama kenge na fisi hapohapo, halafu hamna haya kuja huku kwa mabwana zenu mmevaa kanga moja imelowa maji. Mnajua kitakachotokea ni nini? malaya ninyi

 

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Nyie ni matakataka tu, mechi ya leo mngewatandaki hao mayatima mngekua na chance nzuri hata kumaliza ligi mkiwa nafasi ya pili, binafsi mmeniboa sana nawaombea baya lolote liwakute kwenye mechi zenu zote zilizobaki.
Arsenyeto mechi 3 zilizopita hajapata ushindi halafu nyie kiurahisi tu mmempea utamu, kiukweli leo mmenikwaza sana Kenge nyie, yaani mmeshindwa hata kumkazia walau mkapata hata draw?

Hao fisi hawana pa kwenda, wanayatia tu, msimu ujao tutawaondoa kabisa warudi nafasi ya 8

 

[Castr]

Yaani kenge asiyejitambua ni Arsenyeto, miaka zaidi ya 20 mnavizia tu ubingwa mwisho mnabaki kulamba makombo ya wenzenu kama kenge na fisi hapohapo, halafu hamna haya kuja huku kwa mabwana zenu mmevaa kanga moja imelowa maji. Mnajua kitakachotokea ni nini? malaya ninyi

Mmebadilisha makocha mara tano na kila kocha kapasuka. Huyu Enzo pimbi akautaka sana akala tano jana kaweka mabeki 5 kala kimoja.

Kasema Maendeleo yapo kutoka tano mpaka moja

 

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Kurud kwenye ubora unaanza na kocha mzuri. Wakat wakina Enrique wako hawana team na wakina neglesman tukaachana nao tukaenda kwa kina mashavu poch na hawa wa kufanya majaribio

Tumkubali tu Maresca, Wamiliki wameamua hivyo
Wanamuona Maresca kafanya vizuri msimu huu na wamedai hawatamfanyia tadthmini yeyote hadi msimu ujao
Wamejiandaa tu kumnunulia wachezaji atakaowahitaji kwenye mfumo wakiwemo Striker na winga

 

[Castr]

Kuna chura mmoja hua anazunguka humu kuwaambia caicedo siyo midfielder jana timu yake imetemeshwa ubingwa mwingine.

Mtafuteni kabla hajajinyonga

 

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Mmebadilisha makocha mara tano na kila kocha kapasuka. Huyu Enzo pimbi akautaka sana akala tano jana kaweka mabeki 5 kala kimoja.

Kasema Maendeleo yapo kutoka tano mpaka moja

Fisi nyie hata Arteta mnamharibia CV, angekuja Chelsea angeshabeba makombe makubwa. Sikio la dawa halisikii kitu. Wenga kawaloga na bado hamuamini. Chelsea tutabeba UEFA, EPL kabla yenu mtabaki tu kama fisi ngojeni

 

[Castr]

Fisi nyie hata Arteta mnamharibia CV, angekuja Chelsea angeshabeba makombe makubwa. Sikio la dawa halisikii kitu. Wenga kawaloga na bado hamuamini. Chelsea tutabeba UEFA, EPL kabla yenu mtabaki tu kama fisi ngojeni

Hivi unajua Cole Palmer mzee wa nyeto la mlenda vuguvugu hua anakimbia kuja Emirates?

 

[arsenal2004]

Fisi nyie hata Arteta mnamharibia CV, angekuja Chelsea angeshabeba makombe makubwa. Sikio la dawa halisikii kitu. Wenga kawaloga na bado hamuamini. Chelsea tutabeba UEFA, EPL kabla yenu mtabaki tu kama fisi ngojeni

Tatizo sio kocha ila michezaji yenu haifundishiki...na mmenunua tena mitoto miwili ya miaka 17 sijui mje kuisuka....yaani inashangaza sana kuona mashabiki mna Imani kwmba one day mtarudi pale juu.....Hilo msahau mkuu sasahivi mmeshakuwa klabu ya kugombea nafasi ya sita mpk 10...hzo ndo level zenu....top 4 hamtaishika....tupo hapa

 

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Kuna chura mmoja hua anazunguka humu kuwaambia caicedo siyo midfielder jana timu yake imetemeshwa ubingwa mwingine.

Mtafuteni kabla hajajinyonga

🤣🤣 Lile jamaa linakera

 

[Kimbukiko]

Tatizo sio kocha ila michezaji yenu haifundishiki...na mmenunua tena mitoto miwili ya miaka 17 sijui mje kuisuka....yaani inashangaza sana kuona mashabiki mna Imani kwmba one day mtarudi pale juu.....Hilo msahau mkuu sasahivi mmeshakuwa klabu ya kugombea nafasi ya sita mpk 10...hzo ndo level zenu....top 4 hamtaishika....tupo hapa

Msimu ujao mambo yatakuwa sawa

 

[Castr]

Kenge kabisa

 

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Kenge kabisa

Fisimaji kabisa

 

[Castr]

Unaambiwa Kenge wamekosa wa kumtupia lawama kwakua wakifananisha kipigo cha bao tano na hiki cha jana wanaona bora cha jana

 

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MANCHESTER UNITED MANAGERS SINCE 1986
1. Sir Alex Ferguson
2. David Moyes
3. Louis Van Gaal
4.Giggs
5.Jose Mourinho
6.Ole
7. Rangnick
8. Erik Ten Hag
9. Ruben Amorim

TOTAL premier league trophy =20

ARSENAL MANAGERS SINCE 1986
1.Gerge Graham
2.Bruce Rioch
3.Arsene Wenger
4.Unai Emery
5.Arterta

TOTAL premier league trophy = 13

CHELSEA MANAGERS SINCE 1986
1.Bobby Campbell
2.Jan Borterfield
3.David Webb
4.Glenn Hoddle
5.Ruud Gullit
6.Gianluca Vialli
7.Ray Wilkins
8.Claudio Ranieri
9.Jose Mourinho
10.Avran Grant
11.Felip Scolari
12.Ray Wilkins
13.Guus Hidink
14.Carlos Ancelotti
15.Andrew Villas Boas
16.Robert Di Matteo
17.Rafael Benitez
18.Jose Mourinho
19.Guus Hidink
20.Antonio Conte
21. Joe Mwangi
22. Simp Makanya Gabriel
23. Rio Kariuki
21.Sarri
22.Lampard
23.Paul Ngei
24.Fred Kubai
28. Omondi Brian Obimbo
29. Angel Joseph
25.Achieng Oneko
26.Jomo Kenyatta
27.Kung'u Karumba
28.Bildad Kagia
29. Jacque Mamake Riley
30.King Lobengula
31.Mekatilili Wamenza
32.Jehova Wanyonyi
33.Lwanda Magere
34.Samoure Toure
35.Otto Von Bismarck
36.Vasco Da Gama
37.Christopher Columbus
38.Mahatma Gandhi
39.David Livingston
40. Shaulyne Kimmy
41. Kondwani Nankhumwa
42. Grezelder Jeffrey
43. Cash Madam
44. Fyness Mwagonjwa
45 GYB
46 Balablu
47 Bulaba
48 Ododo
49 Muri
50 Bubu
51 Mariga
52. Thomas Tuchel
53. Potter
54 Onoja
55 Asuku
56 Dino
57 OKW BOBAN SUNZU
58. Wanadre Bissaka
59. William Ruto
60.Omuliebi
61.Okutoto
62.Eliabuli
63. Oscar Sudi
64. Pochettino
65 Maresca

TOTAL premier league trophy =6 🚶🚶🚶🚶🚶🚶

 

[The coolest jw]

MANCHESTER UNITED MANAGERS SINCE 1986
1. Sir Alex Ferguson
2. David Moyes
3. Louis Van Gaal
4.Giggs
5.Jose Mourinho
6.Ole
7. Rangnick
8. Erik Ten Hag
9. Ruben Amorim

TOTAL premier league trophy =20

ARSENAL MANAGERS SINCE 1986
1.Gerge Graham
2.Bruce Rioch
3.Arsene Wenger
4.Unai Emery
5.Arterta

TOTAL premier league trophy = 13

CHELSEA MANAGERS SINCE 1986
1.Bobby Campbell
2.Jan Borterfield
3.David Webb
4.Glenn Hoddle
5.Ruud Gullit
6.Gianluca Vialli
7.Ray Wilkins
8.Claudio Ranieri
9.Jose Mourinho
10.Avran Grant
11.Felip Scolari
12.Ray Wilkins
13.Guus Hidink
14.Carlos Ancelotti
15.Andrew Villas Boas
16.Robert Di Matteo
17.Rafael Benitez
18.Jose Mourinho
19.Guus Hidink
20.Antonio Conte
21. Joe Mwangi
22. Simp Makanya Gabriel
23. Rio Kariuki
21.Sarri
22.Lampard
23.Paul Ngei
24.Fred Kubai
28. Omondi Brian Obimbo
29. Angel Joseph
25.Achieng Oneko
26.Jomo Kenyatta
27.Kung'u Karumba
28.Bildad Kagia
29. Jacque Mamake Riley
30.King Lobengula
31.Mekatilili Wamenza
32.Jehova Wanyonyi
33.Lwanda Magere
34.Samoure Toure
35.Otto Von Bismarck
36.Vasco Da Gama
37.Christopher Columbus
38.Mahatma Gandhi
39.David Livingston
40. Shaulyne Kimmy
41. Kondwani Nankhumwa
42. Grezelder Jeffrey
43. Cash Madam
44. Fyness Mwagonjwa
45 GYB
46 Balablu
47 Bulaba
48 Ododo
49 Muri
50 Bubu
51 Mariga
52. Thomas Tuchel
53. Potter
54 Onoja
55 Asuku
56 Dino
57 OKW BOBAN SUNZU
58. Wanadre Bissaka
59. William Ruto
60.Omuliebi
61.Okutoto
62.Eliabuli
63. Oscar Sudi
64. Pochettino
65 Maresca

TOTAL premier league trophy =6 🚶🚶🚶🚶🚶🚶

Tufanye anza kuhesabu kuanzia 2003 baada ya ujio wa roman

 

[The coolest jw]

MANCHESTER UNITED MANAGERS SINCE 1986
1. Sir Alex Ferguson
2. David Moyes
3. Louis Van Gaal
4.Giggs
5.Jose Mourinho
6.Ole
7. Rangnick
8. Erik Ten Hag
9. Ruben Amorim

TOTAL premier league trophy =20

ARSENAL MANAGERS SINCE 1986
1.Gerge Graham
2.Bruce Rioch
3.Arsene Wenger
4.Unai Emery
5.Arterta

TOTAL premier league trophy = 13

CHELSEA MANAGERS SINCE 1986
1.Bobby Campbell
2.Jan Borterfield
3.David Webb
4.Glenn Hoddle
5.Ruud Gullit
6.Gianluca Vialli
7.Ray Wilkins
8.Claudio Ranieri
9.Jose Mourinho
10.Avran Grant
11.Felip Scolari
12.Ray Wilkins
13.Guus Hidink
14.Carlos Ancelotti
15.Andrew Villas Boas
16.Robert Di Matteo
17.Rafael Benitez
18.Jose Mourinho
19.Guus Hidink
20.Antonio Conte
21. Joe Mwangi
22. Simp Makanya Gabriel
23. Rio Kariuki
21.Sarri
22.Lampard
23.Paul Ngei
24.Fred Kubai
28. Omondi Brian Obimbo
29. Angel Joseph
25.Achieng Oneko
26.Jomo Kenyatta
27.Kung'u Karumba
28.Bildad Kagia
29. Jacque Mamake Riley
30.King Lobengula
31.Mekatilili Wamenza
32.Jehova Wanyonyi
33.Lwanda Magere
34.Samoure Toure
35.Otto Von Bismarck
36.Vasco Da Gama
37.Christopher Columbus
38.Mahatma Gandhi
39.David Livingston
40. Shaulyne Kimmy
41. Kondwani Nankhumwa
42. Grezelder Jeffrey
43. Cash Madam
44. Fyness Mwagonjwa
45 GYB
46 Balablu
47 Bulaba
48 Ododo
49 Muri
50 Bubu
51 Mariga
52. Thomas Tuchel
53. Potter
54 Onoja
55 Asuku
56 Dino
57 OKW BOBAN SUNZU
58. Wanadre Bissaka
59. William Ruto
60.Omuliebi
61.Okutoto
62.Eliabuli
63. Oscar Sudi
64. Pochettino
65 Maresca

TOTAL premier league trophy =6 🚶🚶🚶🚶🚶🚶

Kuanzia mwaka 1992

 

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MANCHESTER UNITED MANAGERS SINCE 1986
1. Sir Alex Ferguson
2. David Moyes
3. Louis Van Gaal
4.Giggs
5.Jose Mourinho
6.Ole
7. Rangnick
8. Erik Ten Hag
9. Ruben Amorim

TOTAL premier league trophy =20

ARSENAL MANAGERS SINCE 1986
1.Gerge Graham
2.Bruce Rioch
3.Arsene Wenger
4.Unai Emery
5.Arterta

TOTAL premier league trophy = 13

CHELSEA MANAGERS SINCE 1986
1.Bobby Campbell
2.Jan Borterfield
3.David Webb
4.Glenn Hoddle
5.Ruud Gullit
6.Gianluca Vialli
7.Ray Wilkins
8.Claudio Ranieri
9.Jose Mourinho
10.Avran Grant
11.Felip Scolari
12.Ray Wilkins
13.Guus Hidink
14.Carlos Ancelotti
15.Andrew Villas Boas
16.Robert Di Matteo
17.Rafael Benitez
18.Jose Mourinho
19.Guus Hidink
20.Antonio Conte
21. Joe Mwangi
22. Simp Makanya Gabriel
23. Rio Kariuki
21.Sarri
22.Lampard
23.Paul Ngei
24.Fred Kubai
28. Omondi Brian Obimbo
29. Angel Joseph
25.Achieng Oneko
26.Jomo Kenyatta
27.Kung'u Karumba
28.Bildad Kagia
29. Jacque Mamake Riley
30.King Lobengula
31.Mekatilili Wamenza
32.Jehova Wanyonyi
33.Lwanda Magere
34.Samoure Toure
35.Otto Von Bismarck
36.Vasco Da Gama
37.Christopher Columbus
38.Mahatma Gandhi
39.David Livingston
40. Shaulyne Kimmy
41. Kondwani Nankhumwa
42. Grezelder Jeffrey
43. Cash Madam
44. Fyness Mwagonjwa
45 GYB
46 Balablu
47 Bulaba
48 Ododo
49 Muri
50 Bubu
51 Mariga
52. Thomas Tuchel
53. Potter
54 Onoja
55 Asuku
56 Dino
57 OKW BOBAN SUNZU
58. Wanadre Bissaka
59. William Ruto
60.Omuliebi
61.Okutoto
62.Eliabuli
63. Oscar Sudi
64. Pochettino
65 Maresca

TOTAL premier league trophy =6 🚶🚶🚶🚶🚶🚶

Ukiona mtoa mada anakwepa UEFA jua huyo ni Arsenyeto tu, hawawezi hata kuangalia komne la Ulaya

 

[arsenal2004]

Msimu ujao mambo yatakuwa sawa

Msijidanganye mkuu labda tuwaletee timu ya wanawake ile ndo kidogo mnaweza kujitutumua na ingawa bado nna wasiwasi vilevile wanaweza wakawashona🤠🤠🤠

 

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