Chelsea FC (The Blues) | Special Thread

[Castr]

Sasa tofauti ya goli 1 ndo kipi cha kutisha mzee?

Tofauti ni kwamba kuna mmoja kasema anawaogopa mabeki wa ligi ya uingereza

 

[Castr]

Jambazi: Umesema wewe ni shabiki wa Chelsea? Ukinitajia wachezaji 5 sikuui.

Shabiki wa Chelsea: Aah Zouma naaa Kepa...

Jambazi: Siyo wa msimu huu, nataka wa msimu wa 2002/03.

Shabiki wa Chelsea: Mwambie mke wangu nampenda.

 

[njoo kwetu]

Jambazi: Umesema wewe ni shabiki wa Chelsea? Ukinitajia wachezaji 5 sikuui.

Shabiki wa Chelsea: Aah Zouma naaa Kepa...

Jambazi: Siyo wa msimu huu, nataka wa msimu wa 2002/03.

Shabiki wa Chelsea: Mwambie mke wangu nampenda.

Inategemea na huyo mwanaume.. Akiwa ana umri wa miaka 25.. Sio rahs kuwataja.. Kwa maana mtu kuanza kujielewa na kutambua wachezaji ni atleast uwe una miaka 10..

Ukiwa chini ya hapo bas ujue hapo ni bendera ya fuata upepo..

Au labda asome google

 

[John dillinger]

Hehehe bob siyo kila CF kazi yake itakua kuscore. Kwakua haujui acha nikuambie kua kwenye False 9 scorers wanakua RW na Lw.

Nyinyi mnatumia false 9?

Tehteh teh Mkuu unajua kurukaruka mada kinoma mi hata sijakuomba unielezee kazi ya false 9 .....unateseka na kina Werner n kai pole sana sio kwa huo wivu

 

[John dillinger]

Jambazi: Umesema wewe ni shabiki wa Chelsea? Ukinitajia wachezaji 5 sikuui.

Shabiki wa Chelsea: Aah Zouma naaa Kepa...

Jambazi: Siyo wa msimu huu, nataka wa msimu wa 2002/03.

Shabiki wa Chelsea: Mwambie mke wangu nampenda.

Haaahaaa Cha ajabu hyo timu mnayoiponda imeanzishwa msimu wa 2004...tukiongea sahv imewapiga gap kuwa na mashabiki zaidi duniani kote

 

[Hziyech22]

Mpk sasa zouma ana goli nyingi kuliko Pierre auba na comrade kipepe....sitashangaa arteta akihitaji huduma yake January hapo

🤣🤣🤣

 

[Guacamole]

Mpk sasa zouma ana goli nyingi kuliko Pierre auba na comrade kipepe....sitashangaa arteta akihitaji huduma yake January hapo

So kwa mujibu wako ligi tayari imeshaisha!

Basi Kepa atakuwa kamaliza na assist nyingi kuliko Werner

 

[Pweza Boy]

Yaani ligi imesimama kidogo tu nyie mmeshaanza kunenepa sio?..??


#COYG
#COYG

 

[John dillinger]

So kwa mujibu wako ligi tayari imeshaisha!

Basi Kepa atakuwa kamaliza na assist nyingi kuliko Werner

Hilo swala sasa mwambie ndugu yenu castr

 

[Castr]

Tehteh teh Mkuu unajua kurukaruka mada kinoma mi hata sijakuomba unielezee kazi ya false 9 .....unateseka na kina Werner n kai pole sana sio kwa huo wivu

Wivu over a goalless simp? Hahaha siyo mimi

 

[Castr]

Haaahaaa Cha ajabu hyo timu mnayoiponda imeanzishwa msimu wa 2004...tukiongea sahv imewapiga gap kuwa na mashabiki zaidi duniani kote

Hehehe jezi ya Arsenal ilishika nafasi ya kwanza kwa mauzo mwezi uliopita. Kabla ya Arsenal kushika namba 1 iliyokua namba 1 ni liva nyinyi plastic fans labd mpo wengi ila hata kununua jezi hamuwezi.

 

[Castr]

Hilo swala sasa mwambie ndugu yenu castr

Klopp hakua mjinga kugoma kutoa 45M kwaajili ya werner akaenda kutoa 43M kwaajili ya Jota.

Leo hii jota ana goli bwana Awena analalamika mabeki wana nguvu.

 

[Castr]

Ukikutana na plastic kutoka chelsea hatasita kukuambia hajawahi kutokea mchezaji hatari kama Drogba na EPL nzima hajawahi kuwepo. Sasa twende polepole;

Henry alishinda kombe la UCL 2009 alichangia magoli 8, 6 alifunga katika hatua ya mtoano. Drogba alipata UCL 2012 akachangia magoli 8, 4 tu ndiyo alifunga katika hatua ya mtoano.

Henry ana jumla ya magoli 58 ya kuamua ushindi kwenye ligi ya EPL, Drogba ana magoli 31.
Pia Henry amechagia magoli 64 dhidi ya timu za Top 4 EPL + Hatua ya mtoano kwenye UCL, wakati Drogba ana 41.

Tangu Drogba afike Chelsea mpaka anaondoka ana jumla ya magoli 20 dhidi ya top 6 wakati Henry ana magoli 24 dhidi ya Liva, Man U na Chelsea pekee. Hapo hujamhesabia waliobaki.

Henry amefunga magoli 20+ mara nne katika EPL wakati Drogba amefunga magoli 15+ mara mbili tu.

Drogba amejinyakulia kiatu cha dhahabu pale EPL mara mbili. Henry amechukua kiatu cha dhahabu mara NNE.

Henry amepata tuzo ya Player of the Season mara 2 na katika tuzo za Ballon D'Or amefika kwenye tatu bora mara mbili. Drogba hapa hana chake.

Kimataifa Henry ameshinda kombe la dunia 1998 na kua France top scorer na 2006 akatoboa mpaka fainali. Bwana Drogba hapa hana kitu pia aliishia hatua ya mtoano mara tatu zote alizonusa kombe la dunia.

Kuna plastic litakuja kuandika komedi hapa.

 

[Depal]

Vile Chelsea fans muda huuView attachment 1596290

😆😆😆😆😆

 

[njoo kwetu]

Zouma’s excitement learning from Thiago

Kurt Zouma has revealed that the arrival of Thiago Silva at Chelsea has had everyone in the squad excited at the prospect of working with such a big-name player.


The Brazilian defender, a serial winner throughout his illustrious career, joined the Blues on a free transfer from PSG ahead of the new season and has made quite the impression on his team-mates, in particular Kurt Zouma who has spoken of his delight at learning off Thiago.


‘I’m very excited to work with Thiago but I don’t think I’m the only one, a lot of the guys here at Chelsea feel exactly the same,’ explained Kurt.


‘We are all excited to play with him and to learn from him. He’s got great experience at the highest level, he’s won a lot of titles and even last season, he played in the Champions League final.


‘For me, he’s got everything. He’s calm on the ball, he can defend very well, his positioning is great. I’m very happy he’s here and excited to learn from him.


‘He doesn’t speak English that well just yet but he speaks French, so I can help him with that and so can a few other boys.


‘You can see straightaway though, as soon as he walked through the door at Cobham, he gives advice to the players around him, he’s really good with people and you can definitely see he has very good leadership skills.


‘Everyone has welcomed Thiago into the group and we are all happy he’s with us at Chelsea.’

 

[njoo kwetu]

Ukikutana na plastic kutoka chelsea hatasita kukuambia hajawahi kutokea mchezaji hatari kama Drogba na EPL nzima hajawahi kuwepo. Sasa twende polepole;

Henry alishinda kombe la UCL 2009 alichangia magoli 8, 6 alifunga katika hatua ya mtoano. Drogba alipata UCL 2012 akachangia magoli 8, 4 tu ndiyo alifunga katika hatua ya mtoano.

Henry ana jumla ya magoli 58 ya kuamua ushindi kwenye ligi ya EPL, Drogba ana magoli 31.
Pia Henry amechagia magoli 64 dhidi ya timu za Top 4 EPL + Hatua ya mtoano kwenye UCL, wakati Drogba ana 41.

Tangu Drogba afike Chelsea mpaka anaondoka ana jumla ya magoli 20 dhidi ya top 6 wakati Henry ana magoli 24 dhidi ya Liva, Man U na Chelsea pekee. Hapo hujamhesabia waliobaki.

Henry amefunga magoli 20+ mara nne katika EPL wakati Drogba amefunga magoli 15+ mara mbili tu.

Drogba amejinyakulia kiatu cha dhahabu pale EPL mara mbili. Henry amechukua kiatu cha dhahabu mara NNE.

Henry amepata tuzo ya Player of the Season mara 2 na katika tuzo za Ballon D'Or amefika kwenye tatu bora mara mbili. Drogba hapa hana chake.

Kimataifa Henry ameshinda kombe la dunia 1998 na kua France top scorer na 2006 akatoboa mpaka fainali. Bwana Drogba hapa hana kitu pia aliishia hatua ya mtoano mara tatu zote alizonusa kombe la dunia.

Kuna plastic litakuja kuandika komedi hapa.

Hakuna mshabiki atakae sema drogba au henry kuwa mmoja wapo ni mchezaji bora kywahi kutokea epl

Yoyote atakae sema hvyo bas huyo hajui mpira kbsa..

 

[njoo kwetu]

Ligi ndio kwanza inaanza .. Ukisema hvyo bas zuma ni foward mzuri zaid ya willian au auba.. Japokuwa zuma ni beki..

Subir lig ifike kati ndio uanze kudiscuss wachezaji

Klopp hakua mjinga kugoma kutoa 45M kwaajili ya werner akaenda kutoa 43M kwaajili ya Jota.

Leo hii jota ana goli bwana Awena analalamika mabeki wana nguvu.

 

[Castr]

Ligi ndio kwanza inaanza .. Ukisema hvyo bas zuma ni foward mzuri zaid ya willian au auba.. Japokuwa zuma ni beki..

Subir lig ifike kati ndio uanze kudiscuss wachezaji

Hamna kufika kati. Ndiyo Zouma ni forward mzuri kuliko Auba.

Na Gabriel ni forward mzuri kuliko Awena wala Kai.

Na pepe ni forward mzuri kuliko Awena wala Kai.

Na Lacazette ni forward mzuri kuliko forward wenu Zouma.

 

[Hziyech22]

Zouma’s excitement learning from Thiago

Kurt Zouma has revealed that the arrival of Thiago Silva at Chelsea has had everyone in the squad excited at the prospect of working with such a big-name player.


The Brazilian defender, a serial winner throughout his illustrious career, joined the Blues on a free transfer from PSG ahead of the new season and has made quite the impression on his team-mates, in particular Kurt Zouma who has spoken of his delight at learning off Thiago.


‘I’m very excited to work with Thiago but I don’t think I’m the only one, a lot of the guys here at Chelsea feel exactly the same,’ explained Kurt.


‘We are all excited to play with him and to learn from him. He’s got great experience at the highest level, he’s won a lot of titles and even last season, he played in the Champions League final.


‘For me, he’s got everything. He’s calm on the ball, he can defend very well, his positioning is great. I’m very happy he’s here and excited to learn from him.


‘He doesn’t speak English that well just yet but he speaks French, so I can help him with that and so can a few other boys.


‘You can see straightaway though, as soon as he walked through the door at Cobham, he gives advice to the players around him, he’s really good with people and you can definitely see he has very good leadership skills.


‘Everyone has welcomed Thiago into the group and we are all happy he’s with us at Chelsea.’

Kweli tumeona by action alichojifunza Zouma ameonesha performance ya juu Sana,Zouma anapocheza na experience player Mara nyingi he displays good performance mfano mzuri kipindi anacheza na John Terry

 

[Castr]

Kante kamuomba ruhusa Lampard asiende training ili ahudhurie harusi ya rafiki yake lampard kamkatalia.