Chelsea FC (The Blues) | Special Thread

[DullyJr]

Milembe bado inawahitaji wengi hasa baadhi ya Nguchiro kutoka Arsenyeto

Mnaiaibisha London nyie ChelNGONGINGO

 

[Southern Highland]

Wazee haya yanaendelea tukiwa tumeshinda mechi ya jana nawaza kama tungefungwa au kutoa draw ingekuaje?

Tujiandae ki saikolojia wao wanahisi wanatukera so tuwaache wafurahie ukweli utakuja kuonekana mbeleni yupi bora maana timu yao tunaijua.

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[DullyJr]

Mbio ndefu za Epl zinafahamika, ndio kwanza tumeanza mbio hizo bado mechi 37.

Kawaida yao kuanza mbio na nguvu ya soda, mwisho wa mbio wanaishia kwenye mid table position.

Sisi tuendelee kuchochea taratibu moto wetu wa nishati ya uranium baadae ni kuwalipua tuu.

Unaandika hayo huku ukijua fika wewe underdog kwą Gunners

 

[Southern Highland]

Wazee mbona hatuongelei next mechi vs Liverpool?

Ngoja kwanza hawa wazamiaji wapungue. Sasa hivi watatuvuruga

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[lembu]

View attachment 1570562View attachment 1570563Mbingu na ardhi

Hapo pembeni kulia kwenye uwanjani wenu umefafanana na machinjio ya zamani hapa Arusha, Poleni sana

 

[Hziyech22]

Hapo pembeni kulia kwenye uwanjani wenu umefafanana na machinjio ya zamani hapa Arusha, Poleni sana

😂😂😂😂😂😂

 

[lembu]

View attachment 1570628London is Red, tulia wewe kiazi,kuna ground ipo empty haitumiki ipo pale pembeni kama vipi tuwaazime mchezee mechi ule uwanja wenu unatia aibu London,maana sehemu nyingine una vipara,na washabiki wanakaa kwenye mabenchi,
munatuaibisha

Kwanza taja uko kijiji gani wewe kalabaho tu

 

[Terry26]

Kuna watu humu wanatafuta wanaume wa kuwaoa, sisi tunadhani mashabiki kumbe wako kazini, kelele nyingi akishaibua BUZI anatulia
Mtawatambua kwa maandishi yao

Kweli kabisa mkuu hatami nawaona haahaaa

 

[lembu]

Hivi nyie mashabiki wa Arsenal manjua maana ya Arsenal
Imetokana na maneno mawili

1. Arse
2. Anal

Arse meaning
Person's Buttocks or Anus, Rectum.
Anal meaning - undisclosed
Au ngoja niseme
Relating to or situated near the anus.

Maana kamili unganisha unapata Matako na hiyo nyingine ni kali zaidi
Ndio maana wako hivyo mimi sikujua

 

[John dillinger]

Ngoja kwanza hawa wazamiaji wapungue. Sasa hivi watatuvuruga

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Kama VP tunadiscuss afu tunawaignore hawa arse anal na woman united

 

[Southern Highland]

After their goal, Brighton did not touch the ball until after Reece blasted Chelsea back into the lead.

There were 19 passes in total in the lead-up to the goal, starting with Werner kicking off. Jorginho played four of them, including the final one (assist) to James. Response.

Baada ya BHA kufunga goal la kusawazisha na kufanya matokeo kuwa 1-1 hawakugusa mpira kabisa mpaka Reece James alipofumua ile Nuclear Bomb na hapo zilitembezwa pass kama 19.

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[Stroke]

Chelsea FC imecheza michezo miwili ya kufungua ligi siku ya jumatatu tofauti na jana,


mara zote hizo mbili wamefanikiwa kunyanyua titles, 2014-2015 na 2016-2017.

Here we go blues.!

Hawatoamini ila Chelsea ndiye bingwa msimu huu.

 

[lembu]

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After their goal, Brighton did not touch the ball until after Reece blasted Chelsea back into the lead.

There were 19 passes in total in the lead-up to the goal, starting with Werner kicking off. Jorginho played four of them, including the final one (assist) to James. Response.

Baada ya BHA kufunga goal la kusawazisha na kufanya matokeo kuwa 1-1 hawakugusa mpira kabisa mpaka Reece James alipofumua ile Nuclear Bomb na hapo zilitembezwa pass kama 19.

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Na ilichukua sekunde 98 hizo pasi

 

[msomi uchwara]

Nyie kuna mchezaji wenu nasikia analalamika kuwa alikabwa na watu watatu ...vipi sasa akikutana na wahuni otamendi na fernandinho atasema nini?

 

[DullyJr]

Nyie kuna mchezaji wenu nasikia analalamika kuwa alikabwa na watu watatu ...vipi sasa akikutana na wahuni otamendi na fernandinho atasema nini?

Hizi mbarara za cheltako hazijielewi

 

[DullyJr]

We takataka tarehe 1 ndio Utajua hujui nyau ww

shumizi fc

 

[DullyJr]

 

[DullyJr]

Hivi nyie mashabiki wa Arsenal manjua maana ya Arsenal
Imetokana na maneno mawili

1. Arse
2. Anal

Arse meaning
Person's Buttocks or Anus, Rectum.
Anal meaning - undisclosed
Au ngoja niseme
Relating to or situated near the anus.

Maana kamili unganisha unapata Matako na hiyo nyingine ni kali zaidi
Ndio maana wako hivyo mimi sikujua

masikini weeeeeeeeeeh ulishasahau kuwa hili jina la cheltako ulijipa mwenyewe na ushahidi upo,ukisema suuuuuuuuuuuuuu naingia maktaba nakuletea sasa hivi,


sema cheltako oyeeeeee,sasa ole wako usiseme sasa hivi nakuletea rundo la ushahidi na hapatakalika hapa,

 

[DullyJr]

shumizi fc

cheltyako fc

blauzi fc

utopolo fc

chelngongingo

chelwowowo

kangamoko

 

[lembu]

masikini weeeeeeeeeeh ulishasahau kuwa hili jina la cheltako ulijipa mwenyewe na ushahidi upo,ukisema suuuuuuuuuuuuuu naingia maktaba nakuletea sasa hivi,


sema cheltako oyeeeeee,sasa ole wako usiseme sasa hivi nakuletea rundo la ushahidi na hapatakalika hapa,

Hata uende kwa mganga wa kienyeji haitabadili maana ya

• Arse+Anal = Matako kamili

Sijaongeza neno sijapunguza neno
Ufafanuzi zaidi
Arse ni Matako upande wa ndani (Rectum), naongea kwa staha ili nisionekane sina akili
Anal ni matako upande wa nje (Anus)
Arse+Anal = Matako kamili
Arsenal ndio walioanza kutuita Cheltako wakidhani kuwa wote ni matako kama wao
Mwizi huona kila mtu ni mwizi kama yeye
Jino kwa jino
Hawa akina Dully ni kuwageuzia kisomi mpaka waache jukwaa letu
Hawa mbuzi mawe wanasema, wanawaza na kufikiri kama JINA LAO