Chelsea FC (The Blues) | Special Thread

[Wacha1]

Invisibo funga huu uzi bana. Mbona unatufanyia hivyo bana, tuonee huruma khe khe khe khe khe kheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

 

[Mourinho]

Dada huyoo ameolewaaa, dada huyooo ameolewaa...mahariiiii imetolewa, mahariiiii imetolewa.....dada huyooo ameolewa, dada huyooo ameolewaaa

 

[Mfilisti]

Have you heard the news that
Chelsea FC are getting a new
sponsor? It is going to be Viagra, It's
the only way they can get past a
semi.

 

[Bukayo jr]

Mentor na kalou na Ntuzu

Hakuna namna fumbeni macho mrejesheni EVA CARNEIRO asee hii ni Curse, huyu mama amewaachia balaa sio Dogo

khe khe khe khe khe kheeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!

 

[Bailly5]

loic Remy

 

[Geechie]

Hivi mbovu ni Mourinho au timu mbovu,Hawa ni Leicester tu,je kina ibrakadabla,Di maria si ndio watawaduu kama P square

 

[Bitoz]

Hivi mbovu ni Mourinho au timu mbovu,Hawa ni Leicester tu,je kina ibrakadabla,Di maria si ndio watawaduu kama P square

Ukigeuza table kichwa chini miguu juu The Blauz ya kina Ntuzu. Mentor & ENZO inashika nafac ya 5 yaan co mbaya point 1 nje ya TOP 4

 

[Bukayo jr]

What a seasona Ntuzu and Mentor khe khe khe khe kheeeeeee
Root njoo uchukue pole zenu

 

[JOAQUEM]

@TIMUNYANYA
msimu wenu huu.....kudadadadadeki....................

 

[Mourinho]

Liwawaa liwaliwaaa eeeh liwawa liwawaa liwaliwaaa eeeh liwawaa, mlisema haolewii eeeh liwawa na sasa kaolewa eeeeh liwawaaa X2

Wapiii Ntuzu? njoo Mvuti ujifiche bwa mdogo

 

[Geechie]

Ukigeuza table kichwa chini miguu juu The Blauz ya kina Ntuzu. Mentor & ENZO inashika nafac ya 5 yaan co mbaya point 1 nje ya TOP 4

Nani alieelekeze kuweka emoji za kucheka kama unatumia simu maana mbavu sina Bitoz ningeambatanisha na emoji ingekuwa pouwa saana

 

[sakapambo]

Chelsea's last 7 Premier League games
1-2 v Leicester
0-1 v Bournem'th
0-0 v Spurs
1-0 v Norwich
0-1 v Stoke
1-3 v Liverpool
1-2 v West Ham

 

[the say]

Kwa kweli hii nayo n historia

 

[ESCORT 1]

Mechi 16
Point 15
Nafasi 16

Naiona Chelsea Akienda Kuungana Na QPR Pale Championship Msimu Ujao Hutaki Unaacha.

 

[Mentor]

Yote maisha....


Duh R.I.P. brother Dotto Mnzava

 

[Babchabi]

Hata hospital madaktari wanaposhindwa kuona maradhi ya mgonjwa humshauri aende kifanya matibabu ya kiswahili na mii huu ni ushauri wangu kwa the blues mrudisheni yule demu eva mungu nae hua anasikia dua za waja wake yule demu mourinho alimdhalilisha ipo haja ya kumuomba radhi na arejee katika timu huu ni ushauri nasaha .

 

[Nonda]

Na mtoa tenda ni Nonda...lazima ikuchachie.

Shikamoo mfungwa. Ze bluuzzziii mmeshazoeza sasa . Kila timu inawaweka manundu na naomba mnikumbushe mpo nafasi ya ngapi?

Ntuzu umemsikia Mou leo kwa mara ya kwanza amekiri kuwa amefungwa kihalali ,amefuta kauli ya "fake results".

Sio tu kwamba amekiri amefungwa lakini amesifia uchezaji wa Leicester na pia alikwenda "kumbusu" Ranieri na kuonesha heshima kwa mara ya kwanza tokea msimu huu uanze. Sasa Mou ataweza kushinda kuanzia mechi inayofuata. Ameanza kuonesha heshima na amerudi chini kidogo. Vipigo vinafundisha heshima.

Dr. Eva jitokeze ili uwapatie " matibabu" wachezaji wa Ze Yokohama.

BBC Sport - Chelsea 2-0 Porto: Everybody wants to play us - Mourinho

Mentor, Tenda imetimizwa ile mimi nimependa na sio kama nilivyoagiza.

Uguza maumivu, pole kwa kipigo...aaaahhh wapigwe tu hakuna namna ingine - Pinda

BBC Sport - Leicester City 2-1 Chelsea

The best keeper in the world allowed 2 goals in today and Hazard, Costa and Remi could not respond, so sad! teh teh, kwi kwiii, khe kheeeee.

 

[Nonda]

mpira dk.90 tulia wewe.

Leo zilikuwa dk.95

 

[Kituko]

Hongereni wote msioitakia Mema the Blues, naona malengo yenu yanatimia, sisi kama Chelsea tunajua tatizo liko wapi na haya pia yataisha na tutarejea kwenye ubora wetu

hongereni sana

 

[Nonda]

Invisibo funga huu uzi bana. Mbona unatufanyia hivyo bana, tuonee huruma khe khe khe khe khe kheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Amebana, amebanaaa lakini yamemshinda....ameachia.