Chelsea FC (The Blues) | Special Thread

[RRONDO]

BAK aksante sn mkuu!
Nimefurahi kuona timu tatu za EPL zimesonga mbele Hii inaleta matumaini kua hizi timu zitafika mbali!

Lkn hawa wapanga ratiba ya 16 unaweza ukashangaa Hiyo knock out ya 16 uso kwa uso Chelsea na Arsenal hahahahaaaaa!

nafikiri last 16 timu za nchi moja zinatenganishwa ila huko mbele inakuwa random unaweza kukutana na yoyote...

 

[agosti 8]

go chelsea fc, forever blue.

Clap clap clap clap
chelsea
clap clap clap clap
chelsea
clap clap clap clap
chelsea

 

[Ntuzu]

nafikiri last 16 timu za nchi moja zinatenganishwa ila huko mbele inakuwa random unaweza kukutana na yoyote...

Ok mkuu, Lkn Mimi hapo nilikua namtania jamaa yangu BAK!

 

[Ntuzu]

Mkuu nimekumiss sn mkuu! Naona unapita juu tu Siku hizi na kumwaga LIKE kibao Alafu unasepa!

Pamoja kaka!

go chelsea fc, forever blue.

Clap clap clap clap
chelsea
clap clap clap clap
chelsea
clap clap clap clap
chelsea

 

[Kunguru Mjanja]

Some event on our game yesterday against SPORTING LISBON

 

[Manumbu]

Ilikuwa vyema tumeshinda jana tena kwa ushindi mzuri. ni vizuri zaidi tumepumzisha wachezaji kadhaa bila kuathiri kiwango cha timu. ni vizuri zaidi pia kuwa akina Schurlle wamepata nafasi na wamecheza vizuri kiasi kwamba wanaongeza depth ya timu ktk kipindi hiki cha mechi nyingi. Nimeona pia ni kwa kiasi gani Salah atatusaidia kukimbiza kule pembeni.

Hasira zetu sasa zinarudi kwenye prelimier this weekend ambako Hull City wanakuja nyumbani. Lazima tutoe tena statement of purpose ili watu wajue hali si hali kwao wote wanaoshikilia positions nambari 2 mpaka 20 kwenye premier league.

kama alivyosema Maurinho ni vyema man city bado wapo kwenye champions league. itawafanya wawe na mwechi nyingi kama tulivyo sisi na italeta uchovu na majeruhi kwa wachezaji, kama itakavyokuwa kwetu.

 

[Ntuzu]

Ilikuwa vyema tumeshinda jana tena kwa ushindi mzuri. ni vizuri zaidi tumepumzisha wachezaji kadhaa bila kuathiri kiwango cha timu. ni vizuri zaidi pia kuwa akina Schurlle wamepata nafasi na wamecheza vizuri kiasi kwamba wanaongeza depth ya timu ktk kipindi hiki cha mechi nyingi. Nimeona pia ni kwa kiasi gani Salah atatusaidia kukimbiza kule pembeni.

Hasira zetu sasa zinarudi kwenye prelimier this weekend ambako Hull City wanakuja nyumbani. Lazima tutoe tena statement of purpose ili watu wajue hali si hali kwao wote wanaoshikilia positions nambari 2 mpaka 20 kwenye premier league.

kama alivyosema Maurinho ni vyema man city bado wapo kwenye champions league. itawafanya wawe na mwechi nyingi kama tulivyo sisi na italeta uchovu na majeruhi kwa wachezaji, kama itakavyokuwa kwetu.

Baada ya Hull City tunakutana na Derby ktk Capital One!

December imeshaisha wakuu! Ukiangalia fixtures ya Chelsea mpk sasa ktk Hii december hakuna tishio lolote la kututoa pale juu!

 

[Manumbu]

Baada ya Hull City tunakutana na Derby ktk Capital One!

December imeshaisha wakuu! Ukiangalia fixtures ya Chelsea mpk sasa ktk Hii december hakuna tishio lolote la kututoa pale juu!

Hatupotezi pointi hata point moja ktk mechi zetu zilizosalia mwaka huu. Ila gepu kati yetu na Man City litaongezeka kwa sababu Man City watapoteza point kama 3 hivi mpaka kumaliza December. Halafu wale wadau wanaojua kununa na kutukana tutawasikia wametokomea kusikojulikana

 

[Kunguru Mjanja]

Baada ya Hull City tunakutana na Derby ktk Capital One!

December imeshaisha wakuu! Ukiangalia fixtures ya Chelsea mpk sasa ktk Hii december hakuna tishio lolote la kututoa pale juu!

Na Baada ya hapo tunafunga mwaka na Southampton..tarehe 28/12

 

[Kunguru Mjanja]

UWEZEKANO WA TEAM ZITAKAZOKUTANA KWENYE RAUNDI YA 16 BORA YA U.E.F.A


Arsenal's last 16 essentials-
Group placing:-Runners-up. (unseeded)

Last five seasons:

2013-14: Last 16 (vs Bayern Munich)

2012-13: Last 16 (vs Bayern Munich)

2011/12: Last 16 (vs AC Milan)

2010-11: Last 16 (vs Barcelona)

2009-10: Quarter-finals (vs Barcelona)

Who can they face?

Atletico Madrid, Real Madrid, Monaco, Bayern Munich, Barcelona, Porto



Chelsea's last 16 essentials-
Group placing:-Winners (seeded)

Last five seasons:

2013-14: Semi-finals (vs Atletico Madrid)

2012-13: Group stage

2011-12: Winners

2010-11: Quarter-finals (vs Manchester Utd)

2009-10: Last 16 (vs Inter Milan)

Who can they face?

Juventus, Basle, Bayer Leverkusen, Paris Saint-Germain, Shakhtar Donetsk



Manchester City's last 16 essentials-
Group placing:-Runners-up (unseeded)

Last five seasons:

2013-14: Last 16 (vs Barcelona)

2012-13: Group stage

2011-12: Group stage

2010-11: Did not qualify

2009-10: Did not qualify

Who can they face?

Atletico Madrid, Real Madrid, Monaco, Borussia Dortmund, Barcelona, Porto

 

[MissM4C]

Ilikuwa vyema tumeshinda jana tena kwa ushindi mzuri. ni vizuri zaidi tumepumzisha wachezaji kadhaa bila kuathiri kiwango cha timu. ni vizuri zaidi pia kuwa akina Schurlle wamepata nafasi na wamecheza vizuri kiasi kwamba wanaongeza depth ya timu ktk kipindi hiki cha mechi nyingi. Nimeona pia ni kwa kiasi gani Salah atatusaidia kukimbiza kule pembeni.

Hasira zetu sasa zinarudi kwenye prelimier this weekend ambako Hull City wanakuja nyumbani. Lazima tutoe tena statement of purpose ili watu wajue hali si hali kwao wote wanaoshikilia positions nambari 2 mpaka 20 kwenye premier league.

kama alivyosema Maurinho ni vyema man city bado wapo kwenye champions league. itawafanya wawe na mwechi nyingi kama tulivyo sisi na italeta uchovu na majeruhi kwa wachezaji, kama itakavyokuwa kwetu.

Nakuelewaga Sana Manumbu

 

[Wacha]

Hayo ndio mliobakisha kujivunia! Ooooh tumejenga uwanja, Mara timu Ina hela Mara tunashiriki UEFA! Makombe hakuna! Kashinda babu jana mnamuona kocha bora! Akipigwa afukuzwe! Khe Khe Khe Khe Khe!

Mkuu Gunners tunatisha na mwaka huu sisi ndio mabigwa watetezi wa FA cup the oldest cup in soccer. Nyinyi mnatetea ubingwa gani mwaka huu? Zilch, Zero nothing na mwezi May Morinyo anafukuzwa kwa sababu atakuwa hakushinda kitu khe khe khe kheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

tumeshinda makombe mengi tu kama aliyoshinda babu wenger kwenye Champions League .

Pumba mnatetea kombe gani swali ni mwaka huu, au ndio shule za kata ulizosomea ndio chababu mnafeli .. .

Baba yako alivyokuwa anakulipia ada alikuwa anakulipia kama SUGAR DADY wako au kama mzazi wako?

Baba yangu hakulipa karo ya shule, umekariri weye .. .... 'Ukiisema Chelsick unaniumiza mwenzio' khe khe khe khe he khe kheeeeeeeeeeeeeee

hivi babu Wenger ameshashinda makombe mangapi ya Champions League?

Champions League hajashinda, kashinda Gold Premier League hadi sasa hakuna aliyeshinda isipokuwa yeye peke yake upo hapo. Hilo ni bora kuliko kajikombe kokote kale khe khe khe khe he khe kheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Hivi Bill Gates akifa na Microsoft inafilisika? shirikisha ubongo wako mara moja moja

Wacha kukariri weye mambo ya ngoswe mwachie ngoswe tunaongelea mwizi jambazi aliyeiba pesa Urusi akakimbilia UK, Bill Gates sio mwizi Wacha ngebe ... ... .... ....

Khe Khe Khe hivi nyie mlishawahi kuchukua UEFA? nijibu hili swali langu Khe Khe Khe Khe Khe!

Angalia historia ujue kombe gani ni muhimu. Sisi tunapambana kwenye mashindano muhimu ya kututengenezea faida, hata Loser fool wamepewa sadakarawe anagalau wawepo kila Ali Hamisi. khe khe khe khe khe khee


Cowshed jioni hii imevunjika khe khe he khe khe kheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

 

[Ntuzu]

Hatupotezi pointi hata point moja ktk mechi zetu zilizosalia mwaka huu. Ila gepu kati yetu na Man City litaongezeka kwa sababu Man City watapoteza point kama 3 hivi mpaka kumaliza December. Halafu wale wadau wanaojua kununa na kutukana tutawasikia wametokomea kusikojulikana

Timu iko vzr sn! Hakuna sababu ya kupoteza point! Maana Yale makosa madogo madogo km tuliyofanya kwa Newcastle kocha atakua ameyaweka sawa na pia kwa wale vijana wakupaki bus Wagonga nyundo ufumbuzi wao umeshapatikana! Ni kuwapiga tu!

 

[Ntuzu]

Na Baada ya hapo tunafunga mwaka na Southampton..tarehe 28/12

Nilisema hapo nyuma kwamba mpk tunakutana na hao southampton tayari watakua wameshatoka nafasi ya pili! Sasaivi wako sijui nafasi ya tano!

Ratiba imeshakua laini kidogo!

 

[Nonda]

Wanakaba na kuokoa hatari bila kusababisha faulo haijalishi ni mieleka au rugby Mradi kazi inafanyika ipasavyo. Ndio kazi ya beki Nonda

Sasa itangazwe rasmi tu, Chelsea ni timu ya Rugby au mieleka, ijulikane hivyo.

Timu za mpira hazipaswi kucheza mieleka au Rugby.

 

[Nonda]

Nikuulize wamesababisha penalties ngap, msimu huu vp red kad ni ngap kama hakuna bas si wanamieleka km manure na (AIDS) asernal is dying slowly.

Unajifanya huelewi kuwa bahasha za Sir Ferguson amekabidhiwa Chelsea kwa kuwagawia waamuzi. Chelsea inabebwa sana siku hizi.

 

[kalou]

Unajifanya huelewi kuwa bahasha za Sir Ferguson amekabidhiwa Chelsea kwa kuwagawia waamuzi. Chelsea inabebwa sana siku hizi.

inabebwa wapi? maana hata Champions league Chelsea ndio inaongoza kwa kufunga magoli mengi msimu huu,

Numbers Don't Lie

Mind The Gap

 

[Kunguru Mjanja]

Hivi mabeki wa Chelsea wanacheza mpira wa miguu au mieleka?

Wanakaba na kuokoa hatari bila kusababisha faulo haijalishi ni mieleka au rugby Mradi kazi inafanyika ipasavyo. Ndio kazi ya beki Nonda

Sasa itangazwe rasmi tu, Chelsea ni timu ya Rugby au mieleka, ijulikane hivyo.

Timu za mpira hazipaswi kucheza mieleka au Rugby.

Unaposema mabeki wa chelsea wanacheza Ruby au Mieleka, inakuwaje wanakuwa wamefanya faulo chache hivyo


Statistics
Fouls Committed

Rank Name Club Fouls
1. Mile Jedinak (CRY). 33
1. Connor Wickham (SUN) 33
3. Marouane Chamakh (CRY) 30
4. Leonardo Ulloa (LEI) 28
4. Victor Wanyama. (SOU). 28
6. Craig Gardner (WBA). 27
6. Erik Lamela (TOT). 27
8. Wilfried Bony. (SWA). 26
8. Moussa Sissoko. (NEW). 26
10. Mame Biram Diouf. (STK). 25
10. Morgan Schneiderlin (SOU). 25
12. Yannick Bolasie (CRY). 24
12. Graziano Pellè (SOU). 24
14. Etienne Capoue. (TOT) 23
15. Lee Cattermole (SUN) 22
15. Tom Huddlestone (HUL). 22
15. Vincent Kompany. (MCI). 22
15. Cheikhou Kouyaté (WHU). 22
15. Oscar (CHE). 22
15. Robin van Persie. (MUN). 22
15. Danny Rose. (TOT). 22
15. Alexis Sánchez. (ARS) 22

Sasa niambie hao mabeki wa Chelsea wanacheza Mieleka gani? Nonda

 

[kalou]

Unaposema mabeki wa chelsea wanacheza Ruby au Mieleka, inakuwaje wanakuwa wamefanya faulo chache hivyo


Statistics
Fouls Committed

Rank Name Club Fouls
1. Mile Jedinak (CRY). 33
1. Connor Wickham (SUN) 33
3. Marouane Chamakh (CRY) 30
4. Leonardo Ulloa (LEI) 28
4. Victor Wanyama. (SOU). 28
6. Craig Gardner (WBA). 27
6. Erik Lamela (TOT). 27
8. Wilfried Bony. (SWA). 26
8. Moussa Sissoko. (NEW). 26
10. Mame Biram Diouf. (STK). 25
10. Morgan Schneiderlin (SOU). 25
12. Yannick Bolasie (CRY). 24
12. Graziano Pellè (SOU). 24
14. Etienne Capoue. (TOT) 23
15. Lee Cattermole (SUN) 22
15. Tom Huddlestone (HUL). 22
15. Vincent Kompany. (MCI). 22
15. Cheikhou Kouyaté (WHU). 22
15. Oscar (CHE). 22
15. Robin van Persie. (MUN). 22
15. Danny Rose. (TOT). 22
15. Alexis Sánchez. (ARS) 22

Sasa niambie hao mabeki wa Chelsea wanacheza Mieleka gani? Nonda

unajisumbua kuwajibu hawa wasiojielewa.

wajibu simple

#Mind the Gap

 

[kalou]

Unaposema mabeki wa chelsea wanacheza Ruby au Mieleka, inakuwaje wanakuwa wamefanya faulo chache hivyo


Statistics
Fouls Committed

Rank Name Club Fouls
1. Mile Jedinak (CRY). 33
1. Connor Wickham (SUN) 33
3. Marouane Chamakh (CRY) 30
4. Leonardo Ulloa (LEI) 28
4. Victor Wanyama. (SOU). 28
6. Craig Gardner (WBA). 27
6. Erik Lamela (TOT). 27
8. Wilfried Bony. (SWA). 26
8. Moussa Sissoko. (NEW). 26
10. Mame Biram Diouf. (STK). 25
10. Morgan Schneiderlin (SOU). 25
12. Yannick Bolasie (CRY). 24
12. Graziano Pellè (SOU). 24
14. Etienne Capoue. (TOT) 23
15. Lee Cattermole (SUN) 22
15. Tom Huddlestone (HUL). 22
15. Vincent Kompany. (MCI). 22
15. Cheikhou Kouyaté (WHU). 22
15. Oscar (CHE). 22
15. Robin van Persie. (MUN). 22
15. Danny Rose. (TOT). 22
15. Alexis Sánchez. (ARS) 22

Sasa niambie hao mabeki wa Chelsea wanacheza Mieleka gani? Nonda

unajisumbua kuwajibu hawa wasiojielewa.

wajibu simple

#Mind the Gap