Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

Cheka tu apo but I bet you can’t afford those places πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚.. yani hapo na uwakika 100/100
Of course I can't afford that place. How the hell on earth can I use my hard earned money to build a house in such a disorganized and confused environment and be proud of it? And even start telling people that I own a dream house? I would slap myself so hard to wake up from that stupid dream πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚
 
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Mbona ukana maneno yako mwenyewe? Angalia ulichokiandika hapo juu, the highlighted part. Mtasumbuka sana

Wala ata hatuhanyi we zenu.. sie tuna wachora tu. But we won’t be here kusikia uwongo wenu na tukauvumilia upite tu ... most y’all Indigenous are broke ..ataka zina nunuliwa it’s not by a typical regular Kenyan. Nope! sio kwa unemployment rate mliyo nayo na most of y’all are employed. 20,000,000ksh it’s equivalent to 440 million Tanzanian shillings! The *** you Lying to a regular Kenyan can buy that shit?πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ we jama msenge nini. That’s almost half half a billion Tz shillings. We jama niaje aisee
 
Sasa kama mko na pesa ya madafu how's that supposed to be my problem? Wewe ni kwamba mbwa anayekuka matapishi yake. Yani one minute apartments zote ni za kukodisha next minute apartments za kununua zipo ila wakenya hawawezi afford. Look at your poor life danganyikan!

Just to let you know, Kenya haa a bigger middle than any other country in EA. What does that tell you bongolala? It means Kenyans have more purchasing power than all other East Africans. But just as usual, you'll come back saying data za kupikwa just like your fellows do here everyday. Anyway, you'll get there someday. It takes hard work and sheer determination
 

Baba as long the land belongs to me ... I got time to renovate it .. naweza vunja na ku build it even better.. room for adjustment ipo since we own the places. Na acha ku Exaggerate no body told you those are dream houses.
 

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ wewe ndo ume nunua au πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚. And you wish we where poor! You wish. Lakini kwa nyie we for sure know what’s going on in Kenya and it ain’t pretty. Sijui o a lot of middle income earners it’s all bull shit. Kwa tarifa yako watanzania wengi sana wana hela but it’s not formal. We tend to put it private. Yani nyie wakenya mnalia njaa, unemployment’s, chicken being scarce because you can’t afford it ... the ***! Really!! really!!
 
Baba as long the land belongs to me ... I got time to renovate it .. naweza vunja na ku build it even better.. room for adjustment ipo since we own the places. Na acha ku Exaggerate no body told you those are dream houses.
Room for adjustment?? πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚
Wewe nilishakuambia ukojoe ulale. Hii konyagi inakupeleja vibaya. Hizo vitu zimeshikana na kurundika space ipatikane wapi for adjustment? Hao wengine mbona hawajafanya adjustment? Am asking that coz hizo nyumba (sorry, dream houses) zinafanana from one end to the other
 

Y’all better know you position cause Tanzania we above all that.. we ain’t your league. We way ahead. Endeleni na economic growth yenu ya GDP and all that bull shit na si tuendele na economic development yetu cause we good ✌🏾
 
I would prefer utumie kiswahili, English ain't your thing coz am struggling to comprehend most of the things you are saying.

Eti I wish you were poor? πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚. Well, I can't wish poverty to any one. I have humanity. Licha to hayo, did you forget that according to statistical data, there are more poor people in Tanzania than Kenya? Have you forgotten that people living on less than a dollar a day are way more in Tanzania than Kenya. And did you know that there are more dollar millionaire in Kenya than Tanzania?

What does that tell you hapo tandale?
 

kigumu iwapo ndo laugh yenu πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ dha room for adjustment it doesn’t mean literally ku ongezeka kwa nafasi but adjustment for change my niqqa..πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ bro you good?
 

Kaka living under one dollar doesn’t mean we are poor.. get that in your head. As long naweza afford my three meals a day under a dollar I’m good bruh.. we marekani mtu mwenye dollar moja hapa mlo wa hasubuhi but huku bongo tuna sogeza milo miwili safi kabisa.. na mikoani huko ata mitatu under a dollar. So being under a dollar ain’t shit πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
 

1 dollar marekani hupati mlo wa aina yoyote but tz unaweza pata milo mita ✌🏾.. sasa we jiongeze. Jee are we really that poor πŸ˜‚
 

Na tandale umefika wewe au una jisikia kuongelea tu tandale.,, tandale it’s nothing close to a slum .. example the slums in Nairobi. Mjaua mna attract tourists for having slums πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ that’s epic bro. Like for real!
 
 
Hivi unajua unabishana na mtu asiekuwa na kazi...??πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ Mkuu mimi huo ndo ukweli nao kwambia...Huyu hata pesa yakulipa rent hana...Kiufupi ana lelewa...Ogopa mtu akiamka anahamkia JF
 
πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ Nigerians do not own a damn thing in Kenya, not just Nairobi. Tell me any company or business in Kenya owned by Nigerians apart from Dangote. Hao ni wakora tu, nothing much
Kuanzia leo wewe ni ZERO brain... Dangote ni investor mkubwa...Sio kila mwekezaji anakuwa na kampuni..Wengi huko Kenya ni wachuuzi...Wewe nimegundua ni mtoto wa mama..ZERO brain.
 
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