Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

[kadoda11]

Mimi tangu nijiunge na jamii forum kiswahili changu kinazidi kuboreka asante kwa jamii forum

i can guarantee you, uki master kiswahili cha tz, utakuwa una-date na watoto wazuri wa nairobi.

kiswahili kipo very romantic na watoto wazuri wa nairobi wanavutiwa sana na chali anayebonga kiswahili kizuri hasa cha kitz.

nakumbuka siku nikiwa kwa matatu hapo nai, simu yangu iliita halafu kwa siti alikuwa amekaa dem mmoja mzuri sana.

aliposikia vile nilivokuwa naongea kiswahili yangu kwa simu, she got very excited and couldn't hide her feelings towards me.

long story short, tukawa mabeshte na tuka establish a short term relationship.
thanks to my tanzania swahili. kenya girls love it.

achana na sheng, lugha ya wakora na machokoraa wa nairobi.

 

[Lewis254]

Haha hiki kiswahili kimevunjika sana..
Jifunze

hebu andika Kiingereza nicheke pls

 

[Geza Ulole]

i can guarantee you, uki master kiswahili cha tz, utakuwa una-date na watoto wazuri wa nairobi.

kiswahili kipo very romantic na watoto wazuri wa nairobi wanavutiwa sana na chali anayebonga kiswahili kizuri hasa cha kitz.

nakumbuka siku nikiwa kwa matatu hapo nai, simu yangu iliita halafu kwa siti alikuwa amekaa dem mmoja mzuri sana.

aliposikia vile nilivokuwa naongea kiswahili yangu kwa simu, she got very excited and couldn't hide her feelings towards me.

long story short, tukawa mabeshte na tuka establish a short term relationship.
thanks to my tanzania swahili. kenya girls love it.

achana na sheng, lugha ya wakora na machokoraa wa nairobi.

Sheng ni Lugha ya majambazi!

 

[RRONDO]

Important priorities first. No one around me has ever complained about my communications skills, so me niko sawa.

 

[Geza Ulole]

tushajua alshabab munaweza plz wasameheni ndugu zetu MLDC😀😀😀😀😀

hii ni warning yaani jamaa wana IEDs, crude oil convoy toka Lokichar is a next target. 😱

 

[kadoda11]

Sheng ni Lugha ya majambazi!

haswaaa.
katika maisha yangu yote ya kuishi nairobi,sijawahi kuona mkenya decent anazungumza sheng.wengi wao ni kiswahili (japo kiswahili chao hakivutii) na kingereza.

sheng huzungumzwa zaidi kwenye mageto ya watafuna miraa na yale maeneo duni ya kariobangi, mathare, kibera nk.

 

[Geza Ulole]

battle ya hotel walishashindwa kitambo... hawataki hata kuisikia.
wamuulize waziri wao wa masuala ya utalii, najib balala.

Unakumbuka niliweka thread humu Mombasa Hotels vs Zanzibar Hotels wakaleta mgomo mpaka ikafutwa!

 

[Geza Ulole]

YAANI Dar haina by pass!! ??.. Alafu bado inaitwa Jiji

Ile ya daraja la Kigamboni na sasa ya Tazara?

 

[Lewis254]

 

[KENPAULITE]

kama uko na doo ya kutosha vuka boda kuja A-Town kwa vacation ule bata...i can offer to be your host for one week.
i'm in Atown as i'm writing this.

Kufika A-town lazima

 

[nairobae]

Sheng ni Lugha ya majambazi!

Wewe ni mbleina kama kawa, but we ron care.

 

[KENPAULITE]

i can guarantee you, uki master kiswahili cha tz, utakuwa una-date na watoto wazuri wa nairobi.

kiswahili kipo very romantic na watoto wazuri wa nairobi wanavutiwa sana na chali anayebonga kiswahili kizuri hasa cha kitz.

nakumbuka siku nikiwa kwa matatu hapo nai, simu yangu iliita halafu kwa siti alikuwa amekaa dem mmoja mzuri sana.

aliposikia vile nilivokuwa naongea kiswahili yangu kwa simu, she got very excited and couldn't hide her feelings towards me.

long story short, tukawa mabeshte na tuka establish a short term relationship.
thanks to my tanzania swahili. kenya girls love it.

achana na sheng, lugha ya wakora na machokoraa wa nairobi.

Nikama madem wenyu basi wanapenda majambazi, coz ive gotten them using my sheng

 

[mwaswast]

uhahaha hasira imekushika enhh na tz sio ile ya 90s😀😀😀😀😀😀

ni ile ya 80s😀😀

 

[kadoda11]

Nikama madem wenyu basi wanapenda majambazi, coz ive gotten them using my sheng

hahahaha...hahahaha my friend sijawahi ona dem mtz anavutiwa na sheng i swear.

labda uniambie kingereza.

 

[BlietzKrieg]

haswaaa.
katika maisha yangu yote ya kuishi nairobi,sijawahi kuona mkenya decent anazungumza sheng.wengi wao ni kiswahili (japo kiswahili chao hakivutii) na kingereza.

sheng huzungumzwa zaidi kwenye mageto ya watafuna miraa na yale maeneo duni ya kariobangi, mathare, kibera nk.

huhuhu weee kadoda

 

[BlietzKrieg]

hahahaha...hahahaha my friend sijawahi ona dem mtz anavutiwa na sheng i swear.

labda uniambie kingereza.

Hahahaa nikiwa Arusha wedding February walivutiwa na kiingereza changu sana...accent ya Ohio.

 

[kadoda11]

Hahahaa nikiwa Arusha wedding February walivutiwa na kiingereza changu sana...accent ya Ohio.

yah... watoto wazuri wa kutz huvutiwa sana na kingereza ila sio sheng mazee.
sheng ina sound ugly sana.

 

[KENPAULITE]

hahahaha...hahahaha my friend sijawahi ona dem mtz anavutiwa na sheng i swear.

labda uniambie kingereza.

Sasa ni wewe mkenya ama mimi?

 

[kadoda11]

Sasa ni wewe mkenya ama mimi?

nimeongea kwa kutumia uzoefu wangu wa kuishi kenya na uzoefu wangu wa kuwajua madem wa kitz.

 

[Nicxie]

battle ya hotel walishashindwa kitambo... hawataki hata kuisikia.
wamuulize waziri wao wa masuala ya utalii, najib balala.

Ni kweli tulishindwa...tulishindwa na kina hong kong hotel...hehe