Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

[Teargass]

Unasema akishiba hasumbui.🤣🤣

Yeah, huyo Bora umempatia maganda ya ndizi hatakusumbua😂😂

 

[Teargass]

Hamna miradi yeyote ya maana kwa kweli. Vimiradi vyenu ni hivi viexpress na vigorofa.
No wonder mko na njaa na hamna ajira.🚮

Barabara sio mradi ya maana?

 

[Mpwimbe]

But I understand them. Bertin is the first Vlogger in their country so Lazima Tu wamuabudu.

Who is your Vlogger in Kenya?

A begger, Marwa?

 

[nyangau mkenya]

Kisumu

 

[Geza Ulole]

View: https://www.instagram.com/p/DcEI7AzDSdR/?img_index=10&igsh=NHZhYzJseWJyZmpo


View: https://youtu.be/233gzf2ImMs?is=pAUzEmneDXeve9az

 

[Traxtion]

Moshi Town

 

[IamLee]

Hakuna influencer wa kumzidi Bertin hapo kunya renda nzima. Mnuka mdomo mwenye confidence unachekesha. 😂😂😂

Kibera walker alijaribu lakini akazima sigara. 😂😂 NairobiWalker ni influencer wa bei ya jioni, maskini tu mmoja aliejaribu kujitutumua. Bertin amesafiri karibu nchi zote za Sub Sahara Africa.

Sasa mnuka mdomo kama wewe sijui unajiia umuhimu gani,

Yaani Bertin ndo kusema Tz yote 😅😅

 

[IamLee]

😂😂

View: https://x.com/ivymuthe/status/2071185324487713100?s=20

Wachana na relic ya 130 years, yours derailed barely 1 year after launch 😅

 

[mwaiofhawaii]

MTz huyu atembea ngong road Hadi Talanta
..

View: https://youtu.be/Rg6EV63E4YI?si=Z3bfCOqiSuksEmQP

Kama ingekuwa ule uwanja wa “foldable seats” angekuwa anasema .. “ ukiangalia kushoto na kulia unamuona Simba na fisi wanapendeza sana na huko mbele ndio ule uwanja wa Samia “… 🤣🤣🤣🤣

 

[mwaiofhawaii]

Wachana na relic ya 130 years, yours derails just 1 year after launch 😅View attachment 3650805View attachment 3650806View attachment 3650807View attachment 3650808

Ndio hio TKT ( Tanzania Kifafa Train).. 🤣🤣

 

[mwaiofhawaii]

See why you cant trust the whole stadium

View: https://x.com/Wiki_Kenya/status/2088005465011818978?s=20

What do you call these in your Nyamwezi lingo..
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

 

[mwaiofhawaii]

Uzuri yake huwa hanuni🤣🤣😂.

That's why hata kama huwa tunachogiana sijawakosa kumjibu even though sometimes he talks nonsense 🤣🤣😂

He has no shame in his game… 🤣🤣

 

[stakehigh]

What do you call these in your Nyamwezi lingo..
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
View attachment 3650812

Swali limekua zito tena kujibu

View: https://x.com/Wiki_Kenya/status/2088005465011818978?s=20

 

[REAL Comrade Kipepe]

Barabara sio mradi ya maana?

Hivi viexpress hapo Nai?

 

[IamLee]

Ndio hio TKT ( Tanzania Kifafa Train).. 🤣🤣

The guys struggling with blackouts, stalling trains, damaged bridges and trains derailing want to lecture about trains
😅

View: https://x.com/drjuma_m/status/2088536992573215153?s=46

 

[mwaiofhawaii]

fishing pond this one

Any intelligent life would smell your b.s and jealousy from miles away…😜😆

 

[Teargass]

Who is your Vlogger in Kenya?

A begger, Marwa?

Kenya has countless of bloggers. And if Marwa is a beggar then everyone in Tanzania is also a beggar.

 

[Teargass]

Hivi viexpress hapo Nai?

Rironi - May Summit Expressway kwani iko Nairobi?

 

[ChoiceVariable]

Ila Kundustan mnatia huruma sana.😂😂

View: https://www.instagram.com/reel/DcEV57VMo4B/?igsh=OXhjdTd5emZnbzZ6&igsi=OXhjdTd5emZnbzZ6

 

[ChoiceVariable]

View: https://www.instagram.com/reel/DcDwRTmG3mC/?igsh=MXJwZnZ3N2QwcXo3MA==&igsi=MXJwZnZ3N2QwcXo3MA==